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Not just owned by SH Jiggle........Made in SH :giggle:
Hopefully you didn't mean "done by SH"
Thomas x
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Thomas
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
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1. FULL NAME: Thomas-something-other-than-Bham
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: black
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Nothing, I'm not a fan of background music
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: Yes. Does it mean anything ?
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: Profiterolles (hmmm)
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: Dark gray - the only colour with which you can draw anything
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: British
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: A very adventurous lady
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: Face. That "cute" factor that makes you go, "wow", without being able to really define it.
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: I haven't met her - yet :P
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: Stressed
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Coca-Cola, Orangina, fruit juices
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Muscat wine ! Liquid sun !
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: Football
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: None. OK, I lied - red.
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: None. Charlotte Church has the same eye colour as Margaret Thatcher, right ?
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: No.
18. SIBLINGS: One brother, one sister, both younger. Love them.
19. FAVORITE MONTH: May !
20. FAVORITE FOODS: French (the real thing, not the bizarre overpriced stuff you get in restaurants) Bourguignon beef, Trout with leek fondue, plain garlic-and-herbs rabbit...
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: "Robots"
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: Hm, the one when the best things happen ;)
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Saturdays !
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: A bit too often :roll:
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: I still have to make my mind about it
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Winters in cold, northern places. Summers in hot, southern places. I have lived in both.
27. HUGS OR KISSES: salt or pepper ?
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: Chocolate !
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: Usually yes, although I only use electronic mail.
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Those you grieve or offend in some way, I suppose
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: The dead
32. SMOKE:: not tobacco
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: Last "real" book I read was Huckleberry Finn a few weeks ago - spend too much time reading science / technical stuff I'm afraid.
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: No alarm.
35. FAVE SOAP : Does South Park qualify ?
36. WHAT/WHO INSPIRES YOU: Great music, great litterature, great places, great science
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Cool - although I've never been faced with a really devastating storm.
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Right now, a Michel Polnareff greatest hits album
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: Sugared
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: Plain salted, salt n vinegar, Worcs sauce
41. FAVORITE CAR: I don't really like cars
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Rose
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: 4
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: Hell no !
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Saturday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: Both and more ;)
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: Nothing!
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: No
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: Procrastinating even more.
50. FANCY A SHAG: Sorry love, I'm taken for tonight ! Doing anything tomorrow ?
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: black
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Nothing, I'm not a fan of background music
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: Yes. Does it mean anything ?
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: Profiterolles (hmmm)
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: Dark gray - the only colour with which you can draw anything
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: British
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: A very adventurous lady
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: Face. That "cute" factor that makes you go, "wow", without being able to really define it.
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: I haven't met her - yet :P
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: Stressed
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Coca-Cola, Orangina, fruit juices
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Muscat wine ! Liquid sun !
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: Football
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: None. OK, I lied - red.
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: None. Charlotte Church has the same eye colour as Margaret Thatcher, right ?
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: No.
18. SIBLINGS: One brother, one sister, both younger. Love them.
19. FAVORITE MONTH: May !
20. FAVORITE FOODS: French (the real thing, not the bizarre overpriced stuff you get in restaurants) Bourguignon beef, Trout with leek fondue, plain garlic-and-herbs rabbit...
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: "Robots"
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: Hm, the one when the best things happen ;)
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Saturdays !
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: A bit too often :roll:
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: I still have to make my mind about it
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Winters in cold, northern places. Summers in hot, southern places. I have lived in both.
27. HUGS OR KISSES: salt or pepper ?
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: Chocolate !
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: Usually yes, although I only use electronic mail.
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: Those you grieve or offend in some way, I suppose
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: The dead
32. SMOKE:: not tobacco
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: Last "real" book I read was Huckleberry Finn a few weeks ago - spend too much time reading science / technical stuff I'm afraid.
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: No alarm.
35. FAVE SOAP : Does South Park qualify ?
36. WHAT/WHO INSPIRES YOU: Great music, great litterature, great places, great science
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Cool - although I've never been faced with a really devastating storm.
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Right now, a Michel Polnareff greatest hits album
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: Sugared
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: Plain salted, salt n vinegar, Worcs sauce
41. FAVORITE CAR: I don't really like cars
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Rose
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: 4
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: Hell no !
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Saturday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: Both and more ;)
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: Nothing!
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: No
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: Procrastinating even more.
50. FANCY A SHAG: Sorry love, I'm taken for tonight ! Doing anything tomorrow ?
Reading your original definition of feathering with the helicopter and all that, the first thing that comes to my mind is these situations when you're having anal sex with a person sitting on top of you, and the person descends "ever so slowly" along your virile member, both to prevent pain and to maximise sensations...
But then again I've never flown a helicopter :rolleyes:
Thomas-
But then again I've never flown a helicopter :rolleyes:
Thomas-
Quote by Sexysteph
Ok the Interest List is now open
Steph
Well I'm certainly interested, and I did double-check that I had no bathroom to tile on that day :rolleyes: So if there is room for SH regulars who are not yet personally acquainted with marmalaid I'd be glad to come ;)
ThomasBham -
As a formal Catholic (baptised and all that), and at the risk of bringing much disappointment I feel compelled to point out the non-existence of Pope Joan:
What's worse, although the chairs with holes did exist, they were definitely not used in that way - sorry Eagerslut, the sentence "Habet duos testiculos et bene pendantes !" (he has two testicles and well-hanging !) has never been pronounced about any pope ;)
Pope Joan is just one of those pseudo-religious legends that flourished in the Middle Ages. We southern Europeans were pretty good at making things up ;)
Thomas x
What's worse, although the chairs with holes did exist, they were definitely not used in that way - sorry Eagerslut, the sentence "Habet duos testiculos et bene pendantes !" (he has two testicles and well-hanging !) has never been pronounced about any pope ;)
Pope Joan is just one of those pseudo-religious legends that flourished in the Middle Ages. We southern Europeans were pretty good at making things up ;)
Thomas x
:grin:
I'd love to be introduced to your friends ;)
Personally I think it would be great to have this meet during the week - but being a single non-member male I may not be totally objective here ;)
Anyway, if it does turn out to happen during the week and the meet is open to non-members I'd love to put my name down on list ! :bounce:
Love,
Thomas x
Anyway, if it does turn out to happen during the week and the meet is open to non-members I'd love to put my name down on list ! :bounce:
Love,
Thomas x
Wow wow wow ! Can I try too ? :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Age: 26. Honest Ma'am, I'm over 18, I swear !
Location: Birmingham
Gender: Male, if my mom didnt lie to me:
Sexual Preference: Well yes, I'm quite partial to it !
Height: 1m83 (I heard it's about 6ft but you might want to check)
Best feature: Anything from my neck up
Worst feature: Anything else !
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
Well, love, remember what I do when I'm with one lady ?
Just double that ;)
(Hmmm, not sure it will get me the prize, but hey for a prize like this I'll be damned if I don't try my luck ! :shock: ;) )
Age: 26. Honest Ma'am, I'm over 18, I swear !
Location: Birmingham
Gender: Male, if my mom didnt lie to me
:Sexual Preference: Well yes, I'm quite partial to it !
Height: 1m83 (I heard it's about 6ft but you might want to check)
Best feature: Anything from my neck up
Worst feature: Anything else !
Tiebreaker:
In no more than 20 words describe how you would satisfy two horny women.
Well, love, remember what I do when I'm with one lady ?
Just double that ;)
(Hmmm, not sure it will get me the prize, but hey for a prize like this I'll be damned if I don't try my luck ! :shock:
;) ) My dad (bless him) tends to describe me to others as someone who "has had enough cock to make a handrail from here to Bombay".
What a beautiful concept! Must've been a flippin' long one to get over the Bosphorous though.
Well provided there's enough material you can always make a detour through Russia...
Thomas x
Well, hello from another fellow Brummie (although not exactly a native !)
I'd guess a lot of people are ;) But maybe you have specific requirements ?
Love,
ThomasBham x
We would be looking to meet new people on here quite soon. Infact we are looking for tomorrow night if anyone interested.
I'd guess a lot of people are ;) But maybe you have specific requirements ?
Love,
ThomasBham x
Quote by Sarah1448
If you kiss a frog, it might turn into prince charming................ you never know :twisted: :twisted:
Sarah, since I happen to be colloquially a "Frog" (i.e. born on the other side of the Channel), am I entitled to a kiss ? ;)
Hey, even if I don't turn into prince charming, I get a snog and you get, hm , my sincerest gratitude
ThomasBham x
