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Thomas
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46

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Damn ! I knew it was a good idea to check this site while on holidays !
If the numbers aren't too much out of balance yet, would it be possible to put my name down as well ? smile
ThomasBham xx
Hello, ThomasBham here !
Well considering I'll go back home on the 20th, I'd be glad to be able to meet a few of you just before leaving (especially if lusty is going !) Would you still have a place on your list for a young guy with a funny accent ?
Oh, and a bottle of wine of course ;)
Thomas x
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Definitely cut down on the wanking, soft or hard. There's only so much hormones your body can produce in a few days, if you're lucky enough to be successful with ladies, no need to throw it away with your hand smile
You might try to come not more than twice or 3 times a week. If the very prospect makes you squeal, try it first.
Love,
Thomas xxx
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Swinging sites ? Addicitive ? What a joke ! I'd be rolling on the floor laughing if my trousers weren't sticking so hard to my chair. lol
Love,
Thomas xxx
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I usually dwell in the chatroom, so after a quick chat I feel usually confident enough about whether or not I should accept or ask to swap face pics.
I always ask for phone number and give a phone call when a meet is agreed. Not only does it help ensuring the people are genuine, it also prevents silly situations. Once, I forgot to do it. Result: the lady couldn't come, I had no way to know and the only result of a 1h30 trip was a bit of tourism in Stockport...
I don't know too much about photot ads and forum posts - I have tried to reply to a few (in the tens) of these, resulting in a total amount of replies equal to the neutral element of addition. I feel more comfortable in the chatroom anyway.
Only advice I can give is, use your gut feelings, and do swap pictures (hey after all the risk is minimal) : if they give theirs in return it may be a sign that they are genuine. As for phone numbers, if you don't feel like giving yours out in your first message, then don't, it's a matter of personal choice biggrin
Thomas xxx
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Emotional replay of the match (from a Gallic viewpoint):
smile :) :) (beginning of the game)
:shock: :shock: sad (Lampard's goal)
confused :? :sticky: (all out attack, great English defending, no result)
:shock: :doh: :cry: (Sylvestre's foul on Rooney)
:shock: :P lol (Barthez stops Beckham's penalty)
:eeek: worship biggrin (Zidane's 1st goal)
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: (Zidane's 2nd goal ! We won !!)
OK, we were lucky as hell - but when you have Zidane, Barthez, Henry, Vieira, Pires and Trezeguet in your team, it's much easier to be lucky :lol:
(And come on girls, admit it - ain't Zidane the sexiest baldy male around ? ;) )
Thomas xxx
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I wouldn't mind geting some more porn but porn on dvd is so expensive.

Probably a generation gap here, but to me the very idea of paying for porn in the age of the internet is sooo passe !
is just an example among many others, though probably the best around - at least it was when I used it regularly lol
There was a period, a few years ago, when I downloaded a lot of porn (or pr0n, to use the geekily correct denomination). But after a while it just got too frustrating -you see, but you can't touch ! Besides, it gets a bit repetitive. The 4681st cumshot looks pretty much like the 4680th one.
Still I don't mind getting a bit more smut on my hard drive every now and then - especially when it involves really pretty girls redface
Thomas xxx
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I assume replies should be sent to the email address that corresponds to your MSN profile. Please correct me if I'm just having a French moment rolleyes
I'll send a pic too but just because I almost look kinda OK doesn't mean I'm not fun either ! ;)
Love.
Thomas xxx
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By all means (legal or not - Kazaa is your friend), get your hands on this:
"Liane Foly - Au fur et a mesure"
Definitley the perfect strip-tease music ! Much better than this irritating Joe Cocker stuff biggrin
Clare if you ever try it be sure to save a few pics for us ! redface lol
Love,
Thomas xxx
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Hello Mr Marcuso,
Seeing how I couldn't make it to any other parties of yours, I'd like to know if I stand a chance to be accepted at that one ? lol
(If the answer is not a variation on "no thanks stay at your mum's", I would like to book a bedroom too ! ;) )
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Thomas xxx
To: (CC: John and Becky)
Dear SwingingHeaven,
Thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you. Thank you thank you, thank you, thank you thank you thank you, and thank you. Thank you thank you.
Thank you thank you thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you. Thank you thank you. Thank you, thank you thank you, thank you thank you thank you, and above all, thank you.
Thank you.
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Thomas xxx
PS: Did I forget to say "thank you" ?
Lou,
The chinese character that corresponds to the name "Lou" also happens to mean "Constellation" .
The modern form is there :
(definitions are at the bottom of the page). It is composed of a character which means "woman" (bottom) and a character which means "rice", but looks like a star (top).
As a side note, the ancient form originally meant "leisure" and was composed of smaller characters which mean "Woman in the middle of doing nothing" - pure coincidence I guess biggrin
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Thomas xxx
I've been in Gay Paris ... aaahhh 'Paris in the Springtime' I hear you say

Ah, memories of years past... rolleyes
'orrible location (Bagnolet if anyone knows it)

Erf - lucky you, you could have been in Saint-Denis, Pantin or La Courneuve biggrin
Too bad you were on the wrong side of the city, if you had been in the west (e.g. the business quarter of La Defense) you might have taken interesting strolls in the Bois de Boulogne... :twisted:
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Thomas xxx
"Dooon Pedro, the great bullfighting hero, the Lancashire toreadoooor...."
Heard that song on the French radio a while back. I loved what I managed to understand ! biggrin
As for my own childhood memories, they relate less to radio songs than to Japanese TV shows which began to get popular in France in the early 80s. The oldest TV programmes I can remember are "Spectroman", "X-OR" and "San Ku Kai". I don't think you Brits have been exposed to these, hm, products rolleyes
Similarly, you have been spared the onslaught of Japanese animation that swept France during my childhood and early teens. Captain Tsubasa (an intriguing but addictive series about teenage football players), Saint Seya, and of course Dragon Ball ("kamehamehaaaa !" :sparring: ) Not to mention the French or Franco-Japanese series such as Ulysses 31 and Inspector Gadget...
Addition to the "Symptoms of (soon) being over 25" post: "No one under 21 has ever heard about your favourite childhood TV programmes" :violin:
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Thomas xxx
This is definitely my type of thing,sounds like heaven! But why oh wht isn't there anything like this in Wales. I would be there all the time. Ah well back to the fantasies of me being the only girl in a porn cinema

Hi,
While London may be a bit far, if you ever get to Birmingham, the cinema looks just like what you're looking for ! (well especially for being the only girl there lol)

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Thomas xxx
Now I may not be aware of the subtle differences between this and that type of badge, but these ones seem to fit your criteria pretty well:

Depending on the quality (printed with epoxy cover, or stamped with soft or hard enamel, whatever that might mean biggrin ), a bag of 250 3-colours 25 mm pin badges cost between £210 and $282, VAT excluded.
I don't think they are the cheapest ones. Check out as well. The "soft enamel" type seems to be what you're looking for.
In fact I found a whole directory of specialised companies there:
Seems affordable to me. I'd be glad to pay 2/3 pounds for a badge ad long as its design remains rather confidential ! (now how I would convince you to sell me one is another matter... :D )
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Thomas xxx
Dogging is everywhere on TV these days. In the last "Distraction" show, when a (young female) participant won a car, Jimmy Carr seemingly felt an irrepressible urge to comment about dogging activities, and finally had the girl's dad write "I love dogging" on the car with an airbrush :shock:
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Thomas xxx
Awww nice ! :shock: redface biggrin
I only have one question: what exactly is that orange cream you're covered with on some of the pics ? :confused: I'd just like to know before I start licking my screen ! lol
Can't wait to see page 2 ! :twisted: if my screen recovers, that is surprisedops:
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Thomas xxx
Natalie Imbruglia or Emma De Caunes are very pretty right now, but at 20 they were simply breathtaking (if there's any guy here who saw the "Torn" video in his young age without feeling a bit helpless I'd like to hear about it biggrin )
On the other hand, Madonna and Sharon stone looked sooo much more beautiful at 40 than at 25... redface
And of course all of them pale in comparison to Emmanuelle Béart or Grace Kelly at just about any age :shock: :shock: :shock:
(Having said all that I just can't help fantasising on Kerry McFadden... aww poor me rotflmao)
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Thomas xxx
The problem is that if you ever publish whatever emblem you intend to use it on this site, it will soon be reported by "journalists" all over the place and will end up the way this kind of "signs" usually end up:
1- hordes of single males (like me biggrin) start wearing it because they heard "girls who shag wear it" or something like that
2- women being stalked or harassed by aforementioned males quickly stop using it and dump it in the closest bin
So if you ever come up with some idea, better keep it quiet and share it only with the "regulars" (among whom I am not, unfortunately, but I have time ;) ) or maybe only in physical meetings, munches, etc. Same reasoning as with dogging locations, for example.
Putting this out on the net would ruin it instantly. In particular, I wouldn't be surprised to see your blue-white-red pin design magically appear in the next issue of NOTW or any other equivalent "publication" rotflmao
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Thomas xxx
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Greg... you're wanted for a gang bang ? :shock:
Aw well at least these gentlemen have good taste haven't they ? lol
(ouch ! no please not on the head ! ouch !)
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Thomas xxx
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Zinedine Zidane
Mahama Vahirua
Vikash Dhorassoo
Not obvious, but they're all French biggrin
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Thomas xxx
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hung !
(funny how this game has a worrying tendency to get back to the letter G lol)
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Thomas xxx
wave Hello Kate :wave:
And don't worry, from what I saw the people here don't bite (unless explicitly asked to !)
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Thomas xxx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Great work sir ! biggrin
(You could wear a fluorescent condom instead, but make sure it doesn't fall off.)

I'm just surprised you didn't include a special section on chatroom behaviour, maybe you just had too much material and you keep this for the second volume lol
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Thomas
American Pie (I know, not raising the cultural level here lol)
The moment when Alyson "Willow" Hannigan practically strangles the boy under her and shouts "Say my name, bitch !"
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
And of course the last ten minutes in any film by M. Night Shyamalan, especially "The 6th Sense" and "Unbreakable". You can't help mumbling, "damn, damn damn !" :shock:
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Thomas xxx