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18 Apr 2004

I'm surprised nobody mentioned the simple trick of "pushing it out" with your muscle, as if you wanted to expel it. Or to put it a bit more bluntly: "push as if you wanted to shit it out, it will slide in much more easily" (pardon my French redface

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Of course this is definitely not a substitute for lube and more importantly LOTS of preparation, kissing, playing, groping, etc.
(speaking from very limited but much enjoyed experience biggrin

)
Possibly everybody thought it was obvious and didn't care to mention it (in which case I'm making a fool of myself again rolleyes

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Thomas,
25yo, Birmingham - Student for life, practicing every day.

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17 Apr 2004

Why, Chocolate, of course !
That and a few really good DVDs. If you manage to get your hands on Emir Kusturica's "Underground", you might even spend a profitable evening biggrin

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25yo, Birmingham - Student for life, practicing every day !

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16 Apr 2004

slowhand (hmmm)
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16 Apr 2004

If nothing else works, a (maybe simpler) solution:
1 - Download mIRC ( )
2 - Follow the few easy steps described here:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/chatroom/howto-setup-mirc.html
3 - Enjoy ! biggrin

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16 Apr 2004

Simple answer from someone who still has problems with imperial measures (how much does a "stone" weigh ? ) :
Imperial measures are larger. Therefore there are fewer categories. In the rest of the world, you can be 14, 15 or 16 cms long (we count in centimetres, I've never met a man who was self-obsessed enough to measure his gear down to millimetric precision biggrin

).
In England, all of that (and even a bit shorter and a bit longer) falls into the "about 6 inches" category.
Guess what, the 14- centimeters guys are pretty happy to be in the same category as the 16+ centimeters guys ! rotflmao

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25 yo, Birmingham, student for life, practicing every day !

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15 Apr 2004

Jags, Heather: Well, yes, it's very clear for 99 % of people (myself included biggrin

), but the one remaining percent is enough to cause trouble when the number of "people" run in the tens of thousands :shock:
I do believe that a lot of people post in the wrong category not to outsmart the system, but because they click a bit too fast and genuinely think they're doing what is expected from them.
I still think that just replacing "I want my article to appear in" by "I am a" is a quick and easy fix that might help a bit - but of course I'm new here and it's just my opinion wink

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14 Apr 2004

Hi,
There seems to be quite a lot of people who post their ad in the wrong category - essentially men seeking couples or women, and posting in the "Couples / Women seeking Men" category.
It seems the posting form is a bit misleading. Posters are asked to choose in which section they'd like their post to appear, and it kind of makes sense for a man to publish your ad in the "Women seeking Men" section - "Hey, I should send my message to people looking for me !"
Of course, there is an advice message about which section to post in, but the options menu happens to roll down over the message and hide it ! (besides, as any programmer will tell you, users never read instructions anyway lol

)
Maybe it might help if the "Section" part simply went like that:
Instead of "Your ad will appear in : "
Try : "I am a : "
Saw this on another site, and it seems to work fine. Less ambiguity, hopefully fewer mistakes, thus less work for our beloved admins biggrin

Oh, by the way... Thomas here, 25yo French guy in Birmingham - seeking to improve my sex life (maybe) and my English (definitely) :D Hello everybody ! wave

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25yo guy in Birmingham, student for life, practicing every day !

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14 Apr 2004

So, as im kinda new to all this stuff, i was thinking about trying to arrange a meet in birmingham.. a very casual thing. maybe a few drinks somewhere, then who knows

That would certainly be a good idea, if you're not afraid of being overwhelmed with replies biggrin

Please PM me with details, date, location, etc... Or if you need more info !
Cheers !
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25 yo French guy in Birmingham, student for life, practicing every day !

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