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Tigz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 47

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Quote by Libra-Love
Ever thought you'd order a pizza and keep the delivery guy? :twisted:
Well if you're in Kent like me a word of advice.....
Don't :shock:

Oooh ooh have you done that??? have you? huh huh
that was always my fantasy whjen I used to work for pizza hut
Sean
<---- Feels much better about the size of my manhood now :-)
Sean
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Anyone want to warm me up I'm bluddy freezing :shock:
Dawn :silly:

Oooh Oooh Me Me!!!!
Sean
Quote by redstilletto
ooooo boohoo
must be awfull
being
hansome
witty
and hung like a donkey
:twisted:
told ya id post this
happy now
god the things i do to stop people wingeing rolleyes

Gets out the chequebook, (how much is that I owe you now Red?)
The money I pay you you could buy a whole Bloody Shop.. and do I get any action???
Do I fuck..
Must mean im ugly
Boohooo J/K
Sean
Books himself on the first plane back to england.. Only problem is Im not sure Debs would appreciate me being the bait to lure you to her house...
(remembers to bring me video camera.... just in case like!)
Sean
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Bugger off you lot rotflmao
My real tits and my hands lol
Dawn :silly:

<---- Closes Eyes and allows, already overactive imagination to take (My Real tits and my hands to the next level, now thats going to make for ONE HELL of a dream tonight
(All dreams remain the copyright of Sean'sSexStudios any attempt at copyright infringment will be punished to the maximum extent possible under law, all women appearing in said dreams are obliged to perfom real life sex acts on demand)
Always read the small print
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sean
Hmmm wonders if he might be able to guess something that would Tempt Red down (or in this case UP) even more..
Something Big, thick, Hard, that feels great in your mouth.. and leaves you feeling full and satisfied.
Chocolate.. im reffering to chocolate of course... God you lot have a filthy mind
Debbie,
I truly believe that even if you are not going to swing, if you enjoy it and have fun, and have made good friends, then its really not hurting anyone :-)
Anyways, you never know when he may suddenly feel rejuvinated
And until then you always have your camming to keep you....... in practise shall we say, nothing wrong with that and Im sure you make the day of the man/woman on the receiving end :-)
Sean
Lets just say, its a cream cake by the time Im finished ;-)
(DISCLAMIER :- This is a joke, at no time do I actually practise sexual acts with baked goods, any ladies turned off by this post are advised to speak to Redstilleto so she can tell you what a sex god I am )
Sean
Nah,
none of the lovely ladies on here would want to see :-(
I bet if you started a topic on here it would get the fewest views ever
wink
Actually shouldn't have said that, knowing you you probably will you naughty minx.
Sean
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Bribe them with sexual pleasures?
Dawn :silly:

But what if it is (as I suspect) the sexual pleasures that you seek in the first place?
Sean
To quote the great Monty Python..
" you Lucky, Lucky Bastard!"
I always thought it ws spelled marmalade??
Maybe thats my sexual trivia, more worried about spelling than getting any..
Help the cold weather in switzerland is destroying my sex drive!!!!! I need assistance
Sean
Sniggers ... Yep theres nothing like it..
But its a lot better when you can just snake out your tongue and... (Oh my god Im getting carried away again!)
Theres a great Vodka Restauarant in central london, that has a nightclub downstairs.
A little Gothic and "Blade" like, but its a good atmosphere and the food, and more importantly Chilli Vodka.. is amazing.
(its advertised in Time Out if you fancy it!)
Sean
Hell no Dawn.. please please don't take it off, its like a drug, I've gotten addicted to it now lol :lol:
Sean
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
And where would you have heard such viscious rumours???
I've only got a wee little thing I promise ;-)
Sean
Looks down..
Nah its more like 2 for me... Its the cold I swear!!!
Sean
Well currently here in Switzerland we have about 8 inches I reckon, its certainly chilly as hell :-) Guess I must have sent it over with all my messages :-)
Sean
To be fair after I've "had" the cake I bery much doubt anyone would want to eat it lol
Sean
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
I once kept mine up through to April and it became an Easter tree!

I Once kept mine up for a whole hour!!!
Sean
Well there I was trying to think of a witty and winning reply to one of the forum posts, but strangely my eyes became drawn to Dawns avatar.
Now im totally unable to think of what I was saying... it is almost as if my brain has been melted by the incessant and somewhat hypnotic bouncyness of it..
Anyone else suffering similar symptoms?
Sean
Quote by cu3b4ll
BTW...is it true that mens nipples are always 9 inches apart? confused

I don't think this can be, as I swear that once I started goign to the gym and my chest got bigger they moved.....
Might be my imagination.
Sean
Quote by cu3b4ll
My wife has decided I'm too big!!!!!!???????????????

Mine too Mate! She's making me eat salad :cry:
Hmm and there was me thinking that the guy was really going to post about being too fat..
Gotta say don't know you from Adam, but I suspect that may have been a post made to drum up responses to your ad..
There's a little saying. "its the quiet ones you gotta watch" and in my experience its true, if you claim to have a big one.. usually its a ickle wee thing ;-)
Just my twopenneth
Sean
Oh reallllly red, and what might they be wink
As If I need to ask :twisted:
Sean
Quote by redstilletto
i just slam on thecar heaters :twisted:

If you get enough heat going between you theres no need to worry about heating (except for the windows being too steamed up to see out of eh red ;-) )
redface
Sean