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Tillie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
UK
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Sorry but it has to be said, cocks are like Tirimasu in my book, looks like cat sick but tastes devine 
Its she sheer lack of imagination that gets me every time (and when I say gets me, I dont mean in a good way). And when will guys get the message that us girls, for the most (as I dont want to generalise) DONT want to see a profile with cock shots taken at various angles (with the McDonalds wrapper, on the dirty carpet, up the ladder etc etc). We want to see a face, hell its what I am going to be kissing first and I have to like what I see!!!
I think, for me, this only goes to give me the answer to my own personal formula "lack of imagination in pics = lack of imagination in the bedroom to the power of 2" :lol:
As a post script to this, ahem may I apologise for the lack of photo's on my Tillie account, I was too busy cleaning the house and ushering Ronald McDonald out the door. His Big Mac was finger licking good though
Its she sheer lack of imagination that gets me every time (and when I say gets me, I dont mean in a good way). And when will guys get the message that us girls, for the most (as I dont want to generalise) DONT want to see a profile with cock shots taken at various angles (with the McDonalds wrapper, on the dirty carpet, up the ladder etc etc). We want to see a face, hell its what I am going to be kissing first and I have to like what I see!!!I think, for me, this only goes to give me the answer to my own personal formula "lack of imagination in pics = lack of imagination in the bedroom to the power of 2" :lol:
As a post script to this, ahem may I apologise for the lack of photo's on my Tillie account, I was too busy cleaning the house and ushering Ronald McDonald out the door. His Big Mac was finger licking good though
1. Those bloody automated computers that call you early evening, you pick up and nothing there.
2. Along the same theme, companies that send canvassers to your doorstep uninvited.
3. Lego pieces!! As I always seem to be the one that steps on them :sad:
4. Kinder Eggs and those bleeding toys that you need a microscope to build - I swear they were sent to taunt us parents.
5. People who take their personal problems out on others and ignorance in any form (ok I snuck a number six on the end there )
2. Along the same theme, companies that send canvassers to your doorstep uninvited.
3. Lego pieces!! As I always seem to be the one that steps on them :sad:
4. Kinder Eggs and those bleeding toys that you need a microscope to build - I swear they were sent to taunt us parents.
5. People who take their personal problems out on others and ignorance in any form (ok I snuck a number six on the end there
) Quote by Cubes
you know im a bit suspicous cos i saw an opp last nite and she looked just like someone else,but with a different name :eeek::gagged:
Shhhhhh i think there all cones!
I found this on the wall of the Ops room (I think it was taken on their last outing)......
and who hacked my bloody facebook?????? own up!
As I have just found this, I wanted to say hi and to those that dont know me, I hope to bump into you throughout the next year(s) here with SH.
To all the other ops and Mods and Admin, who keep us all sane and lets face it are yummyliscous to look at too *wolf whistles* a Very Happy and Horny Christmas and an even more Shaggable New Year
Tils x
To all the other ops and Mods and Admin, who keep us all sane and lets face it are yummyliscous to look at too *wolf whistles* a Very Happy and Horny Christmas and an even more Shaggable New Year
Tils x
Quote by Kaznkev
Just a thank you to the chatroom op who stepped out of there other name to say thanks for trying to keep the directors in check.
i went to bed feeling like i wasnt being a ball breaker but a useful member of a fab community,assertiveness is so nt my thing ,so if i can remind ppl of the rule anyone can!
thanks again
:kiss: and so you should x
That time does fly by so quickly, and the saying that friends come into your life for a season, a reason, or a lifetime is soooo true.
My children teach me new things every day and that I must never forget to see things through their eyes.
I have met some incredible, fun, unique, funny, colourful (!) but above all close friends here in SH and I'm looking forward to meeting and making more friends.
To keep my wits about me, without being too cyncical, but that previous experiences hold good lessons in life as well as bad and to move forward with the good.
Oh and that I can actually bake
My children teach me new things every day and that I must never forget to see things through their eyes.
I have met some incredible, fun, unique, funny, colourful (!) but above all close friends here in SH and I'm looking forward to meeting and making more friends.
To keep my wits about me, without being too cyncical, but that previous experiences hold good lessons in life as well as bad and to move forward with the good.
Oh and that I can actually bake
Quote by Kaznkev
I think every avatar that shows a part of the person that it belongs too is fantstic,well apart fae mines cos I don't
if thats you on your avatar...... our pm box is that way<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
u look better than fantastic
It is him Kaznkev as much as I hate to tell you that, makes me want to go cough a kidney up jogging :sad:
Anne summers has a lot to answer for at times 
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