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Toshuk
11 hours ago
Heteroflexible Male, 80
0 miles · Suffolk

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I try to learn Japanese in my spare time and was a librarian until recently. Toshokanin is the Japanese for librarian. Tosh also means piffle, something I specialise in.
I think there are plenty of sixty year olds that are tasty. Do you mean sexy, ie what other people think of you or sexual - what you think of yourself? I see people on my local naturist beach well over 60 who look more attractive with their clothes off too.
We get equipped with these bits, it seems a shame not to use them.
Downhill from there it all goes downhill. sad That's sweet of you though. :color:
It certainly is sexy but I'm not certain why. I think it may be the idea that what is underneath is different to what's on the outside. Also that the woman is free thinking enough to question boundaries.
What is equally strange is that it doesn't seem to work in reverse.
Which bit reminded you? The hairy half, the potato or Santa Claus?
No but as soon as it was done I went off to a mirror and put my hand over the hairy half. (I've had the beard since I was eighteen) to see what I looked like. 'Yuck! A potato!' I thought.
It's going silver now and I never planned on looking like Santa Claus so perhaps its days are numbered.
It's always been a mild fantasy of mine, both being caught and catching someone doing it. Always with good consequences; it is a fantasy after all.
No photos I'm afraid but a few years back I had half my beard shaved off in the middle of a public library and walked around for a fortnight half shaved. I said that next time it would be half my body hair but the shudders at this discouraged me.
The first apple I put my hands on but usually an eating apple.
Also mashed banana, lemon juice, brown sugar and rum is good.
I should have put a slug of sloe gin into the damson jam pancake but I forgot.
Do you need advice on tossing then?
I hope you don't think I have bad manners if I finish up by licking the tastiest morsels
I stopped tossing when it stuck to the ceiling too often. Or are we talking about pancakes?
I always make a few savoury pancakes first. A favourite is cheese, spring onion and shredded ham left on the surface until the cheese melts then rolled. This year I did one filled with mushrooms cooked in butter. That was good. One was filled with home made damson jam. I always finish off with a thick pancake made with grated apple. The apple goes into the batter before the batter goes in the pan. It needs slower cooking and the texture is quite different. It is similar to a French gets butter, brown sugar and cinnamon on it.
Who's calling me a fat bastard?
Pop toy spiders or scorpions in the bunches of bananas?
Actually I am the sort of bloke who goes into shops for one item and I used to buy something regularly for 69p. I've forgotten what it was now; it might have been a packet of biscuits. Every time the girl at the till asked '69 please' I had to bite my tongue to stop myself saying 'But I hardly know you.'
Hmmmm, strange, I've just realised. They never asked for 69 pence, just 69.
Bugger! Bugger! Bugger!
I haven't read all your posts Jaymar but I have to say well done. I am still grateful you said something nice about me; so in return:
Sw00000000ns!!!!1111!!!!!
You know she miiight change her mind. Especially if the snogging was that good. Don't give up.
awww! *blushes*
It's amazing what Photoshop can do for the elderly biggrin
Duncan, cane versus beet. I think once you could tell the difference but with modern refining you can't.
I make marmalade too. Last year I made enough so don't need a batch this year. I still have a few sevilles though and will make a liqueur with them using white rum. I use a recipe from Jane Grigson's (*worship*) Fruit Book. You pressure cook the whole oranges first then chop em up and boil with sugar etc. It is very very chunky. The flavour lasts in your mouth for ages afterwards. I used to use the cold plate technique but had so many over and under sets that I use a thermometer now - much more reliable.
I have made marmalade bread and butter pudding in the past but like it best of all on thick wholemeal or granary toast. I've heard its good basted on a roast duck.
Hah! I'm 60 and still feel I never grew up. I don't think it matters particularly but obviously I suffer from people making judgments about me from just a number.
For myself I find people of all sorts of ages sexy.
I got bloke points once for identifying Karma on a woman in my local pub.
PoshKate, if you like showers and like jasmine, try Flying Fox shower gel. It is really intense. Some have said the smell is aphrodisiac but on this site it is a bit like taking coals to Newcastle.
A bloke here who uses Lush though I'm not as obsessive as some. I use various shampoo soaps, currently using Karma. I have used Soak and Float in the past, the one that smells of creosote. I use dusting powders too - Silken Underwear, Karma and Ginger. Ginger had glitter in it I discovered too late. Glitter is decidedly unblokey! My black cat loved rolling in it though - a black cat with glitter on it is something to see. I sometimes use a shaving oil and a face moisturiser.
Flying Fox is a fanatastic jasmine shower gel.
It seems to vary. The more sexually active I am the more semen gets produced. One can increase the volume by arousing yourself a few times beforehand. It doesn't actually bother me too much how much I produce but I have definitely noticed that many women say they are looking for heavy cummers. I expect it is a visual thing for some women. Several women have said they like to see a man ejaculate.
The men who boast about it are probably responding to the preferences of some women. We can be pathetic when we are trying to please.
Once again, what HornyBear said.
I started my voyage of discovery with the female upper body obsession and only went for fanny fun (tm shireen) when I was in my mid twenties.... I never looked back after that.

Do you mean never looked up?
During the summer I visit a local naturist beach regularly and I always think women look better without their clothes however 'imperfect' their bodies. The body to me looks good even if it has flab, droops or wrinkles. I mourn that women feel so insecure about their bodies but am reconciled to it. My own body is nothing fantastic but I am confident to go naked. To me nakedness means not having to apologise and hide oneself.
Few of us are perfect; so what?
I'd love to be flamed by Lissa.
I lurk to find out what people like to talk about and post ocassionally. I don't yet feel that I am a familiar face here though.
Are the doggers going to write a new version of Babes in the Wood? I bet Friar Tuck will get his name mispronounced again.
Thanks HornyBear for voicing my own thoughts so articulately. I am just turned 60 and retired early to give myself time for enjoyment and my attitude to being old is 'fuck that for a game of soldiers'. Some people start acting elderly as soon as they reach their twenties. I enjoy the company of younger people better than the old; I am in an evening class of lively teenagers and get on famously with them though my sexual tastes run to older women. I don't quite know what I would do with a woman in her teens or twenties to be honest. Basically though I respond to people more than an agegroup.
There has to be room for a Widow Wanky. I'm prepared to rub my lamp.
Just like elementary gun safety. If it hasn't gone off yet, don't look down the barrel.