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What is it about washing up that is so damn sexy? I know what you mean and it is a turn on whether I am doing the washing up and am harassed or am the bloke harassing the washer upper. Is it because you are trapped in a task like the guy working underneath the car who gets played with?
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Not all my fantasies are public transport ones but as it struck a chord I offer another.
I am on a crowded London tube pushed up against the connecting door to the next carriage and a man in a pin striped suit is on the other side pushed up against the glass too. I watch as a feminine hand reaches around him, long scarlet nails first massaging his penis from outside then opening his flies and searching within. He catches me looking and smiles smugly. Now the hand pulls his cock out and manipulates it. The movement of the train pushes the head of his cock against the glass and flattens it a bit. The fingers of the woman disappear again inside his trousers and I guess they are stroking his balls. His right arm is held behind him and I wonder what he is touching while this happens. The hand comes out again and starts working his cock more quickly, every so often stopping to squeeze the thick organ. At last the swollen tip gets redder and spurts out semen over the glass that starts to runs down. The woman's hand runs over the tip collecting what is left and the man brings his hand back from what it is doing and puts his satisfied and shrinking penis away. He grins and edges away from the glass to avoid getting it on his suit. I am left with an awkward hard on wondering why I never find travelling companions like that.
I am on a crowded London tube pushed up against the connecting door to the next carriage and a man in a pin striped suit is on the other side pushed up against the glass too. I watch as a feminine hand reaches around him, long scarlet nails first massaging his penis from outside then opening his flies and searching within. He catches me looking and smiles smugly. Now the hand pulls his cock out and manipulates it. The movement of the train pushes the head of his cock against the glass and flattens it a bit. The fingers of the woman disappear again inside his trousers and I guess they are stroking his balls. His right arm is held behind him and I wonder what he is touching while this happens. The hand comes out again and starts working his cock more quickly, every so often stopping to squeeze the thick organ. At last the swollen tip gets redder and spurts out semen over the glass that starts to runs down. The woman's hand runs over the tip collecting what is left and the man brings his hand back from what it is doing and puts his satisfied and shrinking penis away. He grins and edges away from the glass to avoid getting it on his suit. I am left with an awkward hard on wondering why I never find travelling companions like that.
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I think it is something about public transport - I include air travel, think of the mile high club - that encourages sexual fantasy. You are close to strangers for a limited but sufficient length of time and are not likely to meet again. It is easy to look at someone else and wonder what is on their mind and if their thoughts are as horny as yours.
If people enjoyed that fantasy I expect I could share some others.
If people enjoyed that fantasy I expect I could share some others.
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Lovely idea firelizard.
I am on a long train journey at night and have drifted off to sleep. When I wake up I am embarrassed to see I have a visible erection and a woman in a seat nearby has been looking at it. Gradually she starts stroking her thigh and then tucks her hand in between her legs pushing into the silky thin fabric of her long skirt. She slides forward a little and lifts the flimsy fabric of her skirt up to her bare thigh to get better access and I see the shape of her hand moving under her skirt. Every so often she looks across at my crotch but is mostly self absorbed. I start massaging my cock and she lazily smiles. I hopefully start to get up but still smiling she shakes her head. I sit back and looking around to make sure there are no other onlookers I cautiously get my penis out. She smiles and nods. Her hand is moving faster now and as I start to move my own hand up and down she squeezes her breasts and rubs over the nipples. She is pushing her hips backwards and forwards as I speed up my hand, fearful that someone will come down the train and see. Her face goes red and she stifles a groan and then turns to me as I catch a gout of sperm in my other hand.
She smirks to herself as I try to find a tissue to clean myself.
I am on a long train journey at night and have drifted off to sleep. When I wake up I am embarrassed to see I have a visible erection and a woman in a seat nearby has been looking at it. Gradually she starts stroking her thigh and then tucks her hand in between her legs pushing into the silky thin fabric of her long skirt. She slides forward a little and lifts the flimsy fabric of her skirt up to her bare thigh to get better access and I see the shape of her hand moving under her skirt. Every so often she looks across at my crotch but is mostly self absorbed. I start massaging my cock and she lazily smiles. I hopefully start to get up but still smiling she shakes her head. I sit back and looking around to make sure there are no other onlookers I cautiously get my penis out. She smiles and nods. Her hand is moving faster now and as I start to move my own hand up and down she squeezes her breasts and rubs over the nipples. She is pushing her hips backwards and forwards as I speed up my hand, fearful that someone will come down the train and see. Her face goes red and she stifles a groan and then turns to me as I catch a gout of sperm in my other hand.
She smirks to herself as I try to find a tissue to clean myself.
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Another nice point Polo. As an occasional poster here but a regular lurker I enjoy some friendly banter among the friends here but sometimes I see threads raising serious questions dominated by chit chat for pages at a time. Going on for too long can seem a little disrespectful to the originator of the thread, especially when their question or point hasn't been addressed. But all in all, though I don't know people here I like to see the mutual joshing that takes place.
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Thanks Polo for those questions. While I welcome meets and nothing beats the feel of flesh I too am interested in erotic correspondence as one can be inventive and there is a sort of meeting of minds. One can connect to someone who is a long way away and practical problems don't arise so much. I had thought of starting a thread inviting replies but they always seem the sign of someone desperate and I didn't want to be disappointed. Let's raise a cheer anyway for good erotic writing. If we can't find it here with the imaginations you all have, where can we find it?
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Origami not a martial art? Come on. Have you ever had a paper cut? They smart!
I fence foil epee and sabre and have told people from time to time that it is only knife fighting for toffs.
Loved the ninja story.
Mr Miyaki was a bonsai grower remember and he could kick ass.
I fence foil epee and sabre and have told people from time to time that it is only knife fighting for toffs.
Loved the ninja story.
Mr Miyaki was a bonsai grower remember and he could kick ass.
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This subject made me scratch my head when I had to describe myself here. I love women of all sorts and am not attracted to men but am happy to play with a cock if the circumstances arise. It's just a toy to play with to me. If a woman wanted me to put on a show with another man I would be quite happy to but it would be her that I would want to kiss and be affectionate to. Years ago when I was testing myself out I visited a gay club but found myself eyeing up the lesbians instead. So am I straight, bi, bi curious or just not very choosy?
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I feel sorry for the women who are embarrased. :therethere: Embarrasment and sex really shouldn't go together. Feel proud of what your body can do.
Annie Sprinkle, an American sex activist has written books and produced videos on this subject too. She is warm, sympathetic and amusing.
Annie Sprinkle, an American sex activist has written books and produced videos on this subject too. She is warm, sympathetic and amusing.
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Like so many here I find the plastic Hollywood porn full of fake and identical sighs uninteresting. Sure the sight of the private parts looks nice but that's it. If I do watch it (usually when I am visiting a couple who do enjoy it) I appreciate the introduction most where the actors first start to get sexual. Not enough time is spent on the seductions. That is why I prefer frank eroticism to professional porn.
Amateur stuff on the other hand where people are doing it because they enjoy it is much more engaging. Also the imperfections of their bodies makes it seem more approachable.
But even poor porn is better than no porn at all.
Amateur stuff on the other hand where people are doing it because they enjoy it is much more engaging. Also the imperfections of their bodies makes it seem more approachable.
But even poor porn is better than no porn at all.
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We are either amused or embarrassed by whispers that go astray. Perhaps we can give these accidents their individual nicknames.
I suggest a whisper that gets broadcast to the whole room usually because the recipient has left gets called a hoarse whisper. A whisper that someone repeats to the whole room to embarrass the sender could be a stage whisper. What about a whisper that goes to the wrong person? A Chinese whisper? What about the public post that turns into a whisper because you are perving their profile?
Any thoughts, alternatives, improvements?
I suggest a whisper that gets broadcast to the whole room usually because the recipient has left gets called a hoarse whisper. A whisper that someone repeats to the whole room to embarrass the sender could be a stage whisper. What about a whisper that goes to the wrong person? A Chinese whisper? What about the public post that turns into a whisper because you are perving their profile?
Any thoughts, alternatives, improvements?
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A quick dressing for the pasta of your choice. Crumble up a young sharp cheese; Lancashire is best but that immature supermarket apology for Cheshire would work too and mix it with a handful of crushed walnut pieces. Stir into hot drained pasta with black pepper and/or nutmeg. The feature of this is the contrast between the crunchy nuts and the melting cheese but it can be enhanced with chopped spring onion. I often stir in minced basil and chilli freshly picked from the greenhouse.
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Essex young gun, people masturbate at all sorts of rates depending on their sex drive. If your cock is getting sore use some lubricant and wash it well to avoid inflammations and infections. Keep up your zinc and selenium intake as well, for instance eating brazil nuts or pumpkin nuts. Men get far more stick for masturbating than women do but we all do it.
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Bad memories. I was making some chutney using Scotch Bonnet chillies a few years back. (they are the tasty but badass ones) Foolishly I went for a leak afterwards. What was interesting was that the burning sensation transferred from the underside of my willy to the contiguous scrotum.
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This is a thoughtful thread and it is close to home for me too. After the birth of our second child my wife went off sex though she was reasonably enthusiastic before. That was 24 years ago. She would brush me off if I held her, would sigh audibly if I aked her to use her hand. You can't understand how those rejections make you shrivel inside. I think the last time we had anything resembling sex was more than 10 years ago. She hates to see anything sexual on TV and will switch over with scornful comments and says she will leave if I play around with anyone else.
So why haven't I left? Well, I care for her. She has had depression, a repressive mother, she hasn't had a job for 30 years (she has played at trying to get a job but always finds some reason to throw it in) and couldn't support herself and I think she would be emotionally adrift too. In the past there were the children too though now they are independent. If she became sexual again it would be the greatest thing in my life but I don't expect it.
So what do I do for sex? I have always been a sexual person, not just a push it in guy but thinking about it and relishing all the varied pleasures of fore and after play. So it has come hard. The idea of using those poor abused exploited prostitutes offends my morality. So does the idea of having a girlfriend who gets strung along with vague promises of eventual divorce. I have neither the opportunity nor desire to go out clubbing for one night stands and anyway I can't stay out overnight anyway. Masturbation after the first five years becomes a lonely business. My solution eventually has been to find a couple or two that I can have uninhibited sex with. I have done so and it has been a life line for me. A fuck buddy with no strings expected on either side would be great too.
What I like about this site is not the expectation of a quick legover (not knocking it though) but the chance to speak to people with a similar attitude to sex as me.
Sorry it's a downer. I can do humorous too. I just wanted to put the point of view of a married man who was 'playing away'.
So why haven't I left? Well, I care for her. She has had depression, a repressive mother, she hasn't had a job for 30 years (she has played at trying to get a job but always finds some reason to throw it in) and couldn't support herself and I think she would be emotionally adrift too. In the past there were the children too though now they are independent. If she became sexual again it would be the greatest thing in my life but I don't expect it.
So what do I do for sex? I have always been a sexual person, not just a push it in guy but thinking about it and relishing all the varied pleasures of fore and after play. So it has come hard. The idea of using those poor abused exploited prostitutes offends my morality. So does the idea of having a girlfriend who gets strung along with vague promises of eventual divorce. I have neither the opportunity nor desire to go out clubbing for one night stands and anyway I can't stay out overnight anyway. Masturbation after the first five years becomes a lonely business. My solution eventually has been to find a couple or two that I can have uninhibited sex with. I have done so and it has been a life line for me. A fuck buddy with no strings expected on either side would be great too.
What I like about this site is not the expectation of a quick legover (not knocking it though) but the chance to speak to people with a similar attitude to sex as me.
Sorry it's a downer. I can do humorous too. I just wanted to put the point of view of a married man who was 'playing away'.
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The Piano is a great film but what I found most erotic was when Sam Neill was looking through a in the wall at his wife with Harvey Keitel he looks down to see the palm of his hand being licked by a dog. Much as I enjoy the sight of cocks slipping into orifices there is a lot to be said for allusion too.
