One day all the creeps who impose these systems on their customers will be sitting in boiling lava in Hell with a phone next to them. All they have to do is to get through to God and the mistake will be rectified and they will get sent to Heaven. Except..........guess who the Devil bought his phone system from?
I doubt if I can make it but wish you all the best. Have fun, I wish I could get there.
I think it is just a journalistic cliche to trot out 'there are critics who say it will encourage promiscuity'. Where are they? I suppose you can find any idiot if you look hard enough. I imagine they are influential in the fundamentalist USA but here it smacks of talking a non-existent opposition up.
If men carry HPV, why aren't they suggesting boys have the jab too?
Wot Sassy sed.
It was an act of repulsive malice by the anonymous sneak; an act of craven cowardice by the governors and an act of hypocritical rectitude by her professional body. All slavered over by our press.
Don't the British hate and fear sex deep in their bones?
I feel very sorry for her. It is all very well to say she was unwise but that blames the victim, not her persecutors.
I'm sorry your wife has had to face that and I'm glad she has come through it. Speaking for myself I like to play with people, not an idealised body and I am happy to play with whatever they bring. I go to a nudist beach a lot and you see all sorts of fine bodies that show what life has done to them but still look good. That includes attractive women with mastectomies. I hope you both find people you can relax and have fun with. I wish I was closer.
Always thought it was rhyming slang; A Dogger Bank
I am always gladdened to hear women say they enjoy watching men play with each would be the biggest attraction for me; doing it as a turn-on for the woman.
I've done it out of curiosity and haven't ever felt bad about it. I much prefer women though and couldn't be cuddly and affectionate with a man like I love to be with women. A cock is more like an interesting toy. I remember the strange sensation of the rubbery like texture in the mouth and feeling the head against the roof of the mouth. I have done it again and probably will do it in future.
I did once get an ejaculation in the mouth which was a surprise. It made me gag I'm afraid but I don't mind trying again. Try anything 3 times I say.
I'm only occasionally out and about in the evenings, afternoons are easier for me but I live fairly close so by all means keep in touch. Good luck anyway. I can't help you very much about sites.
Yup, what kettswingers blow is an old word for the ejaculation. Also the whaling cry of 'thar she blows' is a similar usage.
I don't know so much about blowing hot and cold. Something about menthol and chilli I think.
Fellatio for me is enjoyable but being an older guy it takes me a long time to come and I think my partners might get jaw ache first, not something I'd want for them. So fellatio is supplemented by my own hand. One partner loves to swallow so wants it in her mouth when I come but my glans gets supersensitive at that point so she is merrily sucking and licking the tip just as I am in silent agony. I am too polite to tell her. I lurrrve kissing a pussy and just want to get better at it.
25 to 30 people on Corton beach yesterday. I even had a swim!
It's tough when the only choice is between a postage stamp and a £20 note.
At least you don't have to pee into smelly shared troughs shoulder to shoulder with the next guy.
Happy to contribute some other time as I am local but I expect I am too old for you anyway. Hope you are lucky and have fun.
I missed seeing you in the chatrooms but hope to see you one day. Good luck and have fun.
I always thought that the term dogging derived from rhyming slang ; Dogger Bank.
Thanks for the info Jaymar. It strikes me as a sensual yet energetic activity.
The ability to lick the eyebrows would be an improvement in both sexes.
Women: a spare pair of breasts at the back.
The ability to hum tunes through the vagina.
Breasts that can grip and vibrate.
Men: Crested cocks.
Chocolate flavoured sperm.
A cock with a reliable on/off switch.
Nipples that work as well as women's.
Oh and one of those clitoris's looks handy.
I agree it's tough if you are a bit shy. Try to take the first step of striking up conversations with people, I know that is easier said than done. I am sure sexually brave people will respond more easily in a friendly manner than the usual run of folk. Then when the conversation is up and running make a slight sexual joke to see the reaction. Then mention in passing that you have a little more experience than the normal person. Each time you give the other person or couple something to respond to without burning your bridges.
Good luck anyway and if you have luck, come back and tell the rest of us how it is done.
I think the Scissor Sisters use sisters in the feminist sense of comrades. I could foresee problems with piercings that might need the fire brigade being called out.
I have seen a lot of discussion of other sexual practices but little about this. To be clear I mean women intersecting their legs to rub their vulvas together. (This is really hard to describe gracefully!) I guess it could be done by men too though not so effectively. Is it that rare a practice? Is it ineffective and just nice as a prelude rather than for orgasm? Jokes etc are fine but it might be interesting to hear a little discussion about it.
That was a really kind thing you did there dirtygirlie.
Good luck playinglady.
I would have said Adler to the earlier question too but I was beaten to the answer. Without looking it up and ignoring our sun which is the cleverest answer; is it Aldebaran? I pass on the right to set a new one if I happen to be correct as I am only here sporadically.
I'm a real Tolkien geek. Like a serious Tolkien geek. I'm a geek in other respects too. Don't knock geeks. We owe our modern world to them.
Lady geeks are delightful, I love hearing about other geekdoms
Val Doonican anyone :twisted: ?
I have wanked to classical music, there are several pieces with satisfactory acceleration towards the end.
Rossini overtures if you are in a hurry, Tristan und Isolde if you're not.
Personally, I find both sexes' genitals attractive in themselves; I especially love the vulval area. But I also like erotic display too, darn it, I just like sex. If you only see genitals you don't get a particularly clear idea of the person involved other than that they are comfortable in displaying their genitals ( a plus point!)
I accept that some people get bored by the sight but have always been heartened by the number of women who say they enjoy seeing cocks. I helps to validate me in some way. I think it is because men's cocks are seen as disgusting, obscene, frightening, illegal or contemptible out there in the everyday world. That sort of thing gets to you after a while.
