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Toshuk
9 hours ago
Heteroflexible Male, 80
0 miles · Suffolk

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it simply says "Ps, 5 times last night"

He has to wee that often? He needs to get his prostate checked out.
Hey! There's no option in the poll for running down the outside. I think it's true that the spurt is less intense for the older man.
I read once of a young man boasting to his friends about wanking in the toilet of a airliner facing forward and getting them to calculate the combined speed of the ejaculation.
I guess that a few men can get overly proud of their emissions but it is also true that some women enjoy the sight of ejaculations.
I'd hate Harry to think I'm a piss-artist. I go to taste, not to guzzle. My son and I buy half pints and taste each others beers. It was over several lunchtimes and evening sessions too.
I do swallow though. cool
An old caretaker where I worked said that when he was young French knickers were called 'wide open Wednesdays' because of their ease of access.
I can see his point.
This is as much a part of my social calendar as Henley and Ascot are for the toffs. I shall be there. I got to try 30 beers last year. (Not all on one day I hasten to add)
Try asking to have your hair held beforeyou put his cock in your mouth. He might not be hearing you properly.
Seriously, we should all be wanting to please our partners and to hear what they like and enjoy should be a turn on for us as well as giving us a chance to please them. And that may well differ from time to time. I've never been good at telepathy though.
I find a woman being honest about sex and what she wants arousing anyway. Good luck in getting the courage to talk.
I'm 60 years old and I do it about 3 or 4 times a week. Sometimes I may do it twice. Being busy stops me doing it more. I find that the more I do it the more I want it. If I go for a while without sex the need for it drops. Not a good thing!
I know that the word wanker is a useful insult but there's nothing wrong with it, it's great for some quick pleasure and good for developing a rich fantasy world but the loneliness can be a downer. I'd love to be able to lay next to a woman and gently encourage her as she wanked herself and get the same encouragement back. Not of course to the exclusion of other entertaining activities too.
Carrottio? Cucumberlingus? Amaizeing orgasms? Radish me now? Swedish porn?
There was rumoured to be an Arabic saying; A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure but a melon for paradise.
Er, I still enjoy doing my duty.
Kenjutsu eh? I did a bit of kendo once or as I call it overarm hockey but I wasn't very good at it. I'm better at foil, epee and sabre. Great fun smacking people over the head with a stick and stopping them doing it to you though.
I used to fence until I got a foot injury about 3 years ago. I miss it. I grow bonsai and do a little ceramic work.
And, er, I wank a bit. Does that count?
But part of the intense delight is being in the centre of womanhood.
You've had good advice furby here. I am on this site because it means I can talk to the people who are honest about their love of sex and haven't really had a lot of intimate encounters out of it. I always suggest that people meet me first in a neutral environment so they, especially the woman, can sum me up and if it only means a chat and nothing more then no matter, it has still been fun. I hesitate to suggest that a fuck buddy would be a good idea in case hundreds of men put themselves forward for the pleasure. Whatever happens, good luck, take care and have fun
It's like being buried in femininity. I think it may be something to do with the hormones or pheremones that you get from oral sex too that get you worked up. Do women get more aroused from putting a cock in their mouth as opposed to just handling it?
Everything just feels so good down there, the curve of the buttocks and the folds and the smell and taste and feeling the tremors spread across the belly. It's not that it's comfortable, like women we can get tongue and jaw ache and perhaps not even do it that well. But it sure is nice.
I agree with the fishmonger. My brother worked for one years ago and no amount of scrubbing could get rid of that smell

Anyone see Atlantic City? Where Susan Sarandon rubs lemon wedges over her boobies to get rid of the smell of fish? I'll never forget that image. If anyone thinks I'm going to kick Susan Sarandon out of bed 'cos she smells of haddock, they don't know me.
I used to be a librarian. Is that a sexy profession or a dull boring one?
Thanks for putting this on. It's nice to have a daytime meet. Too many are only in the evenings. I hope the weather is ok and you all have fun. I hope too that all the sausages get basted properly.
And breathing gently into an ear. Does nuzzling with a nose count as kissing? I like that.
Kissing the back of the knee and working up the back of the thigh towards.....
Kissing eyelids.
Pulling your partner's top or bottom lip with your own.
That first tentative touching of tongue tips.
Finding what your partner is most sensitive about her body and kissing that.
And, er, um, kissing a pussy. That ain't bad too.
Thought it might have sprung up in bukkake circles.
'Bags it's my turn next.'
Just to hold up the honour of men who so far haven't been too adventurous.
I have brought myself off by squatting and rubbing my cock between my lubricated ankles.
Well, all I can say is that I read about it once and had to try it.
I have also come from a powerful shower jet but it took a while.
And of course we have all tried and failed to suck it ourselves. One day a hilarious DVD will come out with these attempts. All that happens is that you get a gobbet of spunk in your eye.
I love kissing; from brushing my lips over a nose to deep passionate ones. I love breathing in the scent of a woman as I do so. It is so varied too. Mmmmm, parting the hair from the shoulder from behind and kissing from the shoulder to the back of the neck. Wow!
I was with one couple and the woman didn't want to do fellatio. No problems, she was a deeply sensuous woman and she kissed like an angel for hours. I was with another couple and she loved fellatio and taking semen in her mouth but would only give me a peck on the cheek. People are different. I know I like kissing though.
I have read some wonderfully articulate replies in this thread. I don't think the reply, 'What were you doing looking at this site?' is enough. It doesn't protect you from the unashamed snooper who knows you from telling all and sundry. It is the rumours that get magnified and twisted.
As for myself, I put a picture of my face on my profile but like so many people I am sensitive about my looks and wished I looked more attractive. Despite my reluctance I put my picture there out of honesty. I guess it puts a lot of people off though.
I'm taking it that sticky-out nipples by the chiller cabinets and gaping cleavages loading up the trolleys at the checkouts don't count. :shock: biggrin
Getting to Mornington Crescent via Arsenal is only allowed on certain days of the month. Check the PMT regulation
Using the Swinging Heaven edition of the rules I tentatively suggest perhaps the others could see that coming.
Yes, but my experience of being on the recieving end has always been 'Ouch! Slow down, boy!' and it has therefore never been particularly pleasurable and I avoid it completely - not because of any tabboo because the idea really appeals to me both as giver and reciever, but because of the times I've had guys trying to bang away like demented bucking bronco's or something.
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I blame those ghastly porn movies that have studs banging away. They make me wince! I hate them. I've never done it but would like to try out of curiosity. I enjoy tickling an anus with my finger gently though.
Or these people could play safe and insist on virgins or eunuchs to do their work for them. Fucking anyone could then be a sacking offence. Wouldn't that cheer the miserable gits up?
I was having a lovely snog behind some bushes by a path and my lady's hand was inside my shorts having fun there when we heard a woman's loud stern voice' "Stop pulling!" We stopped and looked out of the bushes guiltily and she was telling her dog off.
Yes. What exactly is immoral about putting one of your orifices over the genitals of a man for a short while? Why should it bother anyone else?
Wot Amarcord sed!
I was quite straight when I was young but always had a strong sex drive. Sooner or later when you think about sex a lot you think of the variations and the curiosity about having a cock in my mouth grew stronger. I remember a long while ago I went to a gay club to check things out but the culture was alien to me and I found myself admiring the lesbians! I retain my strong preference for women; I just love cuddling and kissing them as well as preferring their bits but a cock can be interesting toy to play with.
Nothing 'made' me bi or turned me bi except the power of the mind and the innate sex drive.
I find it interesting when I check the main married bi room hoping to see if there are MF couples that if I'm lucky I can talk to, I see a lot of the men in those couples class themselves as straight.