Let's see, I have sent out 24 messages, all individually composed, written as pleasantly and respectfully as I could manage, mostly to people who are local to me who placed adverts about themselves. I have 8 messages in my inbox: one an unsolicited advert for another site, two from a couple I know personally anyway and one a pleasant message from someone who liked a post I made in the cafe once. So four replies to 24 messages.
I do understand that advertisers can be deluged by junk but I still feel a little glum at the lack of response. Even if I get a polite refusal I at least know where I am.
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Toshuk
8 hours ago
Heteroflexible Male, 80
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I didn't read the link but when I first started out oh, mumble, mumble years ago I used to squeeze it between my thighs and let it roll out then push it back between them again till I came. I have graduated to the more conventional method though I use quite a variety of touches. I notice that as I hold the loose skin of the shaft in the up and down motion I also tend to use a spare finger to brush against the head.
As for exotic I did come a handful of times by squatting down and sliding it between my lubricated ankles and I came once from playing a brisk shower jet on my bits. I hope this is of interest to the curious ladies.
As for exotic I did come a handful of times by squatting down and sliding it between my lubricated ankles and I came once from playing a brisk shower jet on my bits. I hope this is of interest to the curious ladies.
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Far more women seem to be prepared to say they are bi on this site than men but if I pop into a room for bi men I see a lot of men describing themselves as straight there. Perhaps they don't like to think of themselves as bi or perhaps they don't like others to think of them as bi. I can't say.
I like women best, love to cuddle and snog them and be affectionate to them, emotions I don't feel towards men but am happy to play with a cock as a nice toy from time to time. That doesn't mean I'll go to grab a man's cock in a threesome if he isn't in to that but I notice a lot of men seem to be uptight about being anywhere near a man that they think of as bi. Oh well, we are all different.
I like women best, love to cuddle and snog them and be affectionate to them, emotions I don't feel towards men but am happy to play with a cock as a nice toy from time to time. That doesn't mean I'll go to grab a man's cock in a threesome if he isn't in to that but I notice a lot of men seem to be uptight about being anywhere near a man that they think of as bi. Oh well, we are all different.
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people lied at the trial... police surpressed evidence that would have found him innocent and the people supplied by the crown to defend this man let him down badly....
More on Steven Kizsco: His defence lawyer was the repellent David Waddington who did such a bad job defending him that he became Margaret Thatcher's Home Secretary. I remember he stood up at one party conference and said he believed in hanging, presumably including his innocent clients. John Major thought so much of him that when he took over Waddington was packed off to rule some Caribbean island.
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It's funny how the British Press, run by multinational companies and multi-millionaires who arrange their finances so they pay little or no tax are so silent about financial crimes committed by multinational companies and multi-millionaires. The ex-owner of the Daily Telegraph and Sunday Telegraph is now in clink in the US for fraud. Back here we put him in the House of Lords.
It's even funnier how the British public dance to the Press's tune so easily. As Peanut and Splendid said, the poor are an easy target. Start cracking down on the rich first and hear them squeal.
It's even funnier how the British public dance to the Press's tune so easily. As Peanut and Splendid said, the poor are an easy target. Start cracking down on the rich first and hear them squeal.
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Perhaps the question for people new to the experience is how to get used to swallowing. It is an unusual experience for the first time. ( I have only done it once by the way so am no great expert) I suggest letting the first spurts take place outside the mouth then try to swallow the later, less copious emissions.
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Mmmmm Beer!
Hi Harry, was that Tim and Lee from Green Jack? I missed the Yarmouth festival again buggrit.
My local pub brews its beers in its back yard and has won the Champion Beer of Britain with one of them. Last night they had a plum flavoured beer of theirs on offer. Last year they brewed a 13.5% beer. It was like drinking an Oloroso have over 20 awards on their walls for prizes at festivals all over the country.
Hi Harry, was that Tim and Lee from Green Jack? I missed the Yarmouth festival again buggrit.
My local pub brews its beers in its back yard and has won the Champion Beer of Britain with one of them. Last night they had a plum flavoured beer of theirs on offer. Last year they brewed a 13.5% beer. It was like drinking an Oloroso have over 20 awards on their walls for prizes at festivals all over the country.
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I enjoy posting in the chat rooms here and sometimes on this forum. I am hoping to improve my language skills and wondered if anyone could recommend an equivalent French-speaking site? Particularly a free one.
And , er, a bit more difficult, any Japanese ones? I'm not looking to pick up partners, just to improve my grasp of the languages while having some relaxed fun too.
And , er, a bit more difficult, any Japanese ones? I'm not looking to pick up partners, just to improve my grasp of the languages while having some relaxed fun too.
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Hill Street Blues for me. Groundbreaking and a heart as big as a big thing. Basically it was a soap that happened to be about cops. There was some class TV on about then among the rubbish that is always there.
Someone has already mentioned Edge of Darkness and Between the Lines. Lesley Vickarage getting it on made a deep impact at the time. The recent Bleak House got a lot of good reviews (well there is a detective in it) but the 1980's Bleak House with Denholm Elliot in it was the best TV I have ever seen anywhere.
Someone has already mentioned Edge of Darkness and Between the Lines. Lesley Vickarage getting it on made a deep impact at the time. The recent Bleak House got a lot of good reviews (well there is a detective in it) but the 1980's Bleak House with Denholm Elliot in it was the best TV I have ever seen anywhere.
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Good for you!
I mentioned it in a reply to that thread but the wife of a couple I visit enjoys that. She gets worked up when she sees sperm come out in porn films and she gets me to tell her when I am ready while she is sucking me so I can pull out and come in front of her. She likes it on her breasts but will suck off the residue from me. (This actually is excruciating as my glans goes hupersensitive but I politely say nothing not wanting to spoil her pleasure) She compares the colour and taste of different sperm she has seen too.
Everyone is different. Is it because it is so masculine and opposite to your experience? The wonder at the 'other'? Or the pleasure at making a toy do its trick? Or the sensual smell taste and appearance of it?
I mentioned it in a reply to that thread but the wife of a couple I visit enjoys that. She gets worked up when she sees sperm come out in porn films and she gets me to tell her when I am ready while she is sucking me so I can pull out and come in front of her. She likes it on her breasts but will suck off the residue from me. (This actually is excruciating as my glans goes hupersensitive but I politely say nothing not wanting to spoil her pleasure) She compares the colour and taste of different sperm she has seen too.
Everyone is different. Is it because it is so masculine and opposite to your experience? The wonder at the 'other'? Or the pleasure at making a toy do its trick? Or the sensual smell taste and appearance of it?
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I visit a couple who collect porn and the wife puts on a video to get herself in the mood before we start. So that is how I generally view it unless something erotic comes up on TV. (That's not porn, I know) I will mention that she watches it to see the ejaculations, something she particularly enjoys.
I find that commercial Los Angeles porn execrable and cringemaking. The only saving grace is the clear views of genitals as I find genitals pretty. It looks like something produced in a factory by manufacturers who don't understand the product and there is an underlying aggression that I hate.
A list?
In no order: Fake groans, plastic identikit bodies; no erotic build-up; basically just using any available hole to wank into rather than connect to someone; slapping; throat grabbing; agressive language like 'bitch'; hard pounding in anal intercourse - and I am someone who gets turned on a little with gentle anal play but what I see is horrible; making the actress suck a cock just pulled out of an anus; I could go on.
Amateur porn where ordinary people, whether conventionally pretty or ordinary joes like you and me is an entirely different matter. Like on this site!
I get turned on by that and am not offended, probably because the women get some respect. Beauty is pleasant to look at but sexual arousal transcends beauty and if the spirit is there, it works for me.
I find that commercial Los Angeles porn execrable and cringemaking. The only saving grace is the clear views of genitals as I find genitals pretty. It looks like something produced in a factory by manufacturers who don't understand the product and there is an underlying aggression that I hate.
A list?
In no order: Fake groans, plastic identikit bodies; no erotic build-up; basically just using any available hole to wank into rather than connect to someone; slapping; throat grabbing; agressive language like 'bitch'; hard pounding in anal intercourse - and I am someone who gets turned on a little with gentle anal play but what I see is horrible; making the actress suck a cock just pulled out of an anus; I could go on.
Amateur porn where ordinary people, whether conventionally pretty or ordinary joes like you and me is an entirely different matter. Like on this site!
I get turned on by that and am not offended, probably because the women get some respect. Beauty is pleasant to look at but sexual arousal transcends beauty and if the spirit is there, it works for me.
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Good for you. Have you introduced vibrators into your play? It might speed her orgasm. Does she feel comfortable in using her fingers on herself while you fuck? The squeeze technique is just before orgasm pinching firmly just below the glans (or bell end). It is a recognised and well tested technique.
Now I am older I take ages to orgasm so I have the opposite problem. Pulling out several times to move on to other nice actions might help.
Now I am older I take ages to orgasm so I have the opposite problem. Pulling out several times to move on to other nice actions might help.
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Great to meet you Harry too. They chalked a bingo square under the sparrowhawk's roost. 
So far I have sampled 32 beers, a cider and a perry and there is still Saturday to go. I marked up 42 beers on the list, I wonder if I'll get to taste them all.
I never did get to taste Bashful Beaver. Story of my life really.
So far I have sampled 32 beers, a cider and a perry and there is still Saturday to go. I marked up 42 beers on the list, I wonder if I'll get to taste them all.I never did get to taste Bashful Beaver. Story of my life really.
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What's that he wrote? Do these screens come in Large Print?
I love older women by the way. They have a way of removing the wrinkles from a bit of me. I tend to frequent my local chat room but do look into the mature ones too but the nice sexy folk in those are too far from me.
I love older women by the way. They have a way of removing the wrinkles from a bit of me. I tend to frequent my local chat room but do look into the mature ones too but the nice sexy folk in those are too far from me.
