From the internet girlfriend:
1: Something really cheesy. She only knows the Swedish names for movies, so she can't be specific.
2: Pizza or chinese or thai.
3: Beer or saki or wine, in the same order as the food.
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Trahern
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Cambridgeshire
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Sexlightened
Quote by BIoke
... and Trahern - I'll bet you have kissed a girl that's just been sucking suck if you've been swinging for any length of time. You probably just don't know it.
I haven't been swinging for any length of time, no. Half the reason I started hanging around here!
The other half being I keep crushing on the wives of husbands that always turn out to be jealous.
Sexlightened
Does anyone not enjoy the squeezing of gluteal muscles?
I've yet to bugger anyone, but I've seen too much hardcore porn not to want to give it a try...
I once asked a girl if I could put my cock in her ass, and she replied, "Only if I can put my tongue in yours." It turned me right off. I would rather let her bugger me with a strap-on, it would seem. Fingers are also excluded, and I suspect once I stick my cock in an ass, it will stay there until I'm finished... unless she doesn't want my cum inside, I suppose. It would have to come back out sometime, after all.
I am aware that tickling my prostate might feel good, but frankly it's never been the same back there since the hemorrhoid.
I've yet to bugger anyone, but I've seen too much hardcore porn not to want to give it a try...
I once asked a girl if I could put my cock in her ass, and she replied, "Only if I can put my tongue in yours." It turned me right off. I would rather let her bugger me with a strap-on, it would seem. Fingers are also excluded, and I suspect once I stick my cock in an ass, it will stay there until I'm finished... unless she doesn't want my cum inside, I suppose. It would have to come back out sometime, after all.
I am aware that tickling my prostate might feel good, but frankly it's never been the same back there since the hemorrhoid.
Sexlightened
Can't say I'd like guy-guy kissing myself, but then I can't say why I like watching girl-girl kissing more than straight, either. However, if everyone in the room is kissing, regardless of gender, and there's at least one girl with a free tongue for me, it's all good.
Like the smoochies. Smoochies good, smoochies fun, smoochies hot.
Oh, and definitely the watching and knowing you can join in thing that Nola said.
Hm, I wonder if I could kiss a girl that's just been sucking cock... I don't know where my limit is in such things.
Like the smoochies. Smoochies good, smoochies fun, smoochies hot.
Oh, and definitely the watching and knowing you can join in thing that Nola said.
Hm, I wonder if I could kiss a girl that's just been sucking cock... I don't know where my limit is in such things.
Sexlightened
We are concerned with the size of our dicks. Many of us are brought up believing girls have an invisible sign saying "You must be this long to ride," but noone tells us what that minimum length is or if we'll ever reach it when we grow up!
Or maybe there's another reason for this chronic male insecurity, but I don't know what it is. Nor do I know why I enjoy watching girls fool around more than guys and girls. However, I suspect the anal sex obsession is a territorial thing: your body isn't all mine until I've had all three holes!
Click this and skip to 3:35.
Or maybe there's another reason for this chronic male insecurity, but I don't know what it is. Nor do I know why I enjoy watching girls fool around more than guys and girls. However, I suspect the anal sex obsession is a territorial thing: your body isn't all mine until I've had all three holes!
Click this and skip to 3:35.
Sexlightened
If the law and its impending changes are any clue, then yes, this practice is becoming more acceptable. I think the child is more likely to suffer due to societal prejudice because his family challenges the accepted norms. I doubt the family is looking forward to the potential hate directed toward them as the result of this media coverage.
Personally, I would prefer this kind of arrangement to a sperm donor or surrogate I don't know. This is as close as the brother can get to having a biological connection with his not-so-biological son, and the sister knew it. It's not the same kind of love, true, but I don't see why that should make a difference.
Personally, I would prefer this kind of arrangement to a sperm donor or surrogate I don't know. This is as close as the brother can get to having a biological connection with his not-so-biological son, and the sister knew it. It's not the same kind of love, true, but I don't see why that should make a difference.
Sexlightened
I think my dislike for Mondays was instilled in me by too many Garfield comics. It may be a subconscious thing that I wake up late on Mondays, don't feel like I've slept well no matter what time I went to bed, and so on...
Hearing the rain would normally put me right back to sleep too, but I know I have to go out in it on Mondays. Dammit.
Hearing the rain would normally put me right back to sleep too, but I know I have to go out in it on Mondays. Dammit.
Sexlightened
I keep thinking it would be nice to have a sign on the door that reads:
I will not employ you.
I will not buy what you are selling.
I will not listen to your version of God.
The gas meter is around the back.
But then I wonder if any of them would heed it.
(Also, I never answer my phone.)
I will not employ you.
I will not buy what you are selling.
I will not listen to your version of God.
The gas meter is around the back.
But then I wonder if any of them would heed it.
(Also, I never answer my phone.)
