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Ukwineman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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is it finished then ??
first year i have managed not to see a single second of it, never even saw a trailer for it.
Come to think of it cant say i seen any tv in the last 2 weeks apart from the news :giggle:
Quote by bbw_lover
Spiders are for frikening me :scared:

I'l get rid of them for you kiss
redface
Just becareful when you start swinging your saber around .....
your light one that is :giggle:
i think its too many people stinking their noses in where its not wanted because it sells newspapers/media
media makes small comment
comment is reacted upon ( founded or not)
reactions fly
wars is mentioned in media
wars sells papers
meadia barons make money
QED
Quote by markz
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talk about random shit that was funny, steve j this is what its all about you have to laugh at that shirley.

I didn't realise you were an aussie..... :mrgreen:
Im getting very worried Mark, thats the 2nd post I've seen tonight which u havent ended it with a rolleyes
:giggle: :giggle:
Miss Cream xxx
I'm getting dizzy....... :mrgreen:
thought you always was dizzy rolleyes
Quote by anais
:uhoh: testing
Looks ok, was a bit worried in case we were having some replication jags :borg:

Heavens we cant have that!!! confused confused lol lol lol
oh so subtle rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by Bonedigger
Erm excusez moi mr wineman...i hope that wasnt directed at my post....I'll have you know that was a carefully thought out and composed response to a very good question, by a very intelligent, eloquent and erudite poster....er that would be ME!!!
Random my @rse lol lol lol lol lol
ah feck it...you got me...ok I'll admit it, I'm bored lol

ah got yah whip whip
Quote by markz
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
talk about random shit that was funny, steve j this is what its all about you have to laugh at that shirley.

I didn't realise you were an aussie..... :mrgreen:
well when you seen a aussie spider you know what you talking about rolleyes
Quote by flower411
Is it just me, or are servers bumping around tonight?
Read a thread and answer, check it, submit, then go back and check again and there are a couple of other posts in there, that weren't there seconds ago.

Things seem to be bumping about all over the place !!! thought it was just my comp !!
no its probable just you lol
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talk about random shit that was funny, steve j this is what its all about you have to laugh at that shirley.
sensible answer :dry: ish
because we can but the regulars know each other and their posting styles and know what is funny to them but not always funny to everyone else.
Alot of what is said in here needs to be taken with a pinch of salt, somethings go beyound the mark granted but very rarely is anything said that goes over the line.
You been a member for a while you have a few posts to your name, surely (not shirley) you can see that most of the people that post here know each other. New contributers are always welcome though. cool
ok I found this:

:shock: gave me a head ache just scanning it let alone reading and understanding it
When at home we never had a single problem with ours, we had the odd party and all ours said to us well we were young once. Where Iam now I said to them that had never lived in a flat before so if i was noisey please tell me, when I got given a film surround system I told them, I dont use it that often but i get sent a friendly text if her upstairs thinks its too loud when she wants to sleep, other than that its great I think I have brill nieghbours
Seems to me that the only part of England that actually knows our national anthem is the rugby fraternatity.
As I mentioned I went to Paris and stood under the big screen under the Eiffel tower 10,000 English folk singing it is an awesome experiance and I videoed it.
It is generally taught in the clubs and bars that surround rugby, personally I think if we want to have an English Identity then it should be taught in schools.
That of course brings in the whole pc brigade about upsetting other cultures, how come know one gets upset when we follow the rules in another country dunno
Correct me if I'm wrong but Scotland, Ireland and Wales teach their anthem in schools so why not us.
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I steer cleer of the pro's
charge too much anyway..... rolleyes

I thought this site was about sex, not lawyers :!:
Plim cool
rotflmao oh you poor deluded man you thought this was a sex site rolleyes
Quote by jaymar
Well I hope you all have terrible headaches this morning.. ya bunch of plonkies! smackbottom
Drinking on a Monday tut tut... drinkies :huh:
:grin:

oh thanks for that today must be tuesday then :giggle:
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....A Bed is Best because ..... you can sleep in it afterwards.. lol

A Car is Cool because.. you can drive home afterwards lol
a shower is great because you can get clean lol
Quote by jaymar
We've decided to attend our first ever Munch next year and what better than to start with this one.
May we be put on the list please?
Jaymar x

Only just realised this is the closest munch to me but now you going have to put me name down :bounce:
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No not at the munch, but just beofre the munch, or next morning
:twisted:

rotflmao
I cant believe you actually made a proper reply to that, i actually had an ulterior motive in saying what i did :twisted:
Quote by Sarah
I bet sales of shower gel goes up just before a munch / social weekend... all these people sharing showers in order to save water. :twisted:

you share showers at a munch :shock: what ever next
Quote by winchwench
Love the avatar kiss

sort of variation on a theme rotflmao not sure if anyone will have guessed it yet rolleyes
its shiraz and chardonnay
and theres only one way to learn about wine drinkies
well i got several opened bottles of wine from my tastings over the weekend anyone one to come here and help me drink them :bounce:
Quote by Freckledbird
Fluffy did you get out the wrong side this morning dunno

Absolutely not. My mood really doesn't affect how I post - I always say what I think, as do a lot of other people. You know that.
If a newbie had posted a 'look at my pictures' thread, they'd have been pulled up for it.
and this is clearly NOT one of those threads so why not go back to having a happy thread and some fun. cool
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Winey
Kinda not sure about dishing our Pinky Points tm Louise here as you're not really talking sex, more asking us birds to get our tits out rolleyes ....
...but I suppose (because you're such a sweetie) I could give you a nominal 100 points for at least not talking about sport or cars blink
pink x

Ooooooh, just had a thought Pink.... maybe we should challenge the guys to change their avatars... they could show us what they've got!?!
Equality an' all that!! :twisted:
Nola x
Unfortunately the AUP prevents that :giggle:
Bugger!!!!
rolleyes :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: