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Ukwineman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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Quote by blueandpink
Winey
Kinda not sure about dishing our Pinky Points tm Louise here as you're not really talking sex, more asking us birds to get our tits out rolleyes ....
...but I suppose (because you're such a sweetie) I could give you a nominal 100 points for at least not talking about sport or cars blink
pink x

YEAH first male on the pinky board rotflmao was a spur of the moment thing but hey :smug:
don't get cocky matey (NPI), i'm keeping a close eye on you :wary:
oh yes please :twisted:
oh why did i have to leave so bloody early, not to see blue in his pants you understand lol just i missed all the fun :cry:
so they are just normal pants with the words swinging on them then.........
bolt
Quote by blueandpink
Winey
Kinda not sure about dishing our Pinky Points tm Louise here as you're not really talking sex, more asking us birds to get our tits out rolleyes ....
...but I suppose (because you're such a sweetie) I could give you a nominal 100 points for at least not talking about sport or cars blink
pink x

YEAH first male on the pinky board rotflmao was a spur of the moment thing but hey :smug:
Quote by winchwench
Disguise it how you like winey......but this is a "get yer tits out for the lads" thread, isn't it? :dry:
:giggle:

Disguise it how you like wincey but you inspired it with your fantastic tits copied from Dawnie flipa :haha: kiss
Quote by noladreams30
Tan & Nola
yours whilst wonderful are more horizontal than avast

Damn!!
Looks like I need new pics to play this game...
anyone fancy playing cameraperson!?!
:twisted: wink
Nola x
me me me pick me pick me me me me pick
Quote by Freckledbird
hi all.
bugger you asking a lot lady ive met like us blokes all sizes. one lovely lady huge jugs but what did i see next to nothing but what a lady mmmm. its the old saying if you got it !!!!fl---- it mmmm

Some people are sensitive about their inverted nipples. confused
inverted is not bad its just different, variety is the spice of life as they say. So thats not an excuse they still be sexy cool
Quote by dekntan
Tan & Nola
yours whilst wonderful are more horizontal than avast

bar humbug il go back to original avator then :cry: rolleyes
no its just a question of camera angle thats all cool
Quote by winchwench
Disguise it how you like winey......but this is a "get yer tits out for the lads" thread, isn't it? :dry:
:giggle:

1 read my post again
2 YES
3 are you complaining ???
Quote by Marya_Northeast
I don't know anything about LOTR. Haven't read the books or got past the first 20 mins of the first film as it was dullsville.
If it's anything like the effect Medusa has on people looking into her eyes, then yes! lol

well that killed that joke stone dead then rotflmao
Come on ladies Dawnie has shown you ladies the way and and the extremely sexy Winchwench followed suit.
How fantastic would it be to see all the ladies avatars as sexy nipples avast :twisted: come on ladies
does this count as pinky points?
Quote by Marya_Northeast
you should come on the NE chatroom of you want to see real banter between couples. My god, it's a wonder most of 'em ain't killed each other yet! lol

If it wasnt for you love, the "queen of the northeast", you're like our dear old mum keeping us all in check, then i'm sure we'd all be dead by now lol
OMG! You saw that too? lol
I'm sure I wouldn't even be here if you lot could even reach up to my ivory tower innocent
is that like the evil eye tower in lord of the rings ??
bolt
Quote by blueandpink
Hmm I thought a lot of the stuff was overpriced personally. And were there any bargain shoes in my size with what I was after. Was there heckerslike rolleyes
However we did purchase an amazing pair of "swinging pants" for Blue, which I personally unwrapped and tested that evening (before letting them loose on any swinging partners). Wow bloody wow - did it for me! hump wink
pink x

i must have missed that and was on my way home with cinderella and the 3 ghostbusters when you talked about them...
ok have to ask what are swinging pants confused:
Quote by winchwench
Hullooooo! :welcome: Pull up a chair, sit down.....adn in time you'll fit right in loon :crazy: :silly:
....it happens to us all, eventually!

thats why you live in one of the furthest corners of the country away from any where :giggle:
bolt :welcome: >>>>>>>as winey flies out the room>>>>>>>
Quote by splendid_
oh go on then i thought going to manchester once was bad enough :haha:

does this mean you will actually speak ? rolleyes
rotflmao even if i had spoken i doubt you would have heard me anyway :smug:
I got a poke you were not the first to say what you did :haha: Besides you have a pm box which I'm sure you know how to use wink
Quote by Bonedigger
Please feel free to punish me in any way you see fit sad
I am sorry I let the S.P.A.M cause down and will do ANYTHING to redeem myself
lol

:rascal:
Quote by Philfuller
Now that you can sort your searches into order by 'most recently logged on' this isn't really a problem any more.
The new search facility is a great improvement ... thanks SH! biggrin

Except when i just did a search local to me on the first page they ranged from a few hours to 98 weeks :shock:
Think maybe that particular "newest members" string might not be working properly dunno
oh go on then i thought going to manchester once was bad enough :haha:
Quote by winchwench
Anyone know the 'phone number for Ghostbusters?

now this is what we want :haha:
now that you mention ghostbusters, I had intended to go to erotica but work/family intervened in the end, but got to the social before i had to get me last train.
on the train back though first part was spent chatting to a girl and a guy working for a porn broadcasting company on the net, and on the last train i shared a it with superman, the 3 ghostbusters, red riding hood cinderella and snow white, although have to admit cinderella had an very impressive cleavage
:twisted:
Quote by sword-stileto
Just thinking about this "Carbon footprint" stuff & the companies that say BUY our products & go GREEN & SAVE the PLANET you know the ones that want us to buy solar panels & home wind turbines I wonder just how many of them use renewable energy products in the process of making these things or do they just use the national grid like the rest of us????????

This is true some of it is just jumping on the band wagon to make money, but i install solar panels. When we put in a new cylinder we always recommend one with a solar coil they only about £200 more and gives you the option of panels at anytime later and done right they do work.
wine turbines :silly: rotflmao
Quote by flower411

A clique is just a group of people who are familiar with one another and who have common interests.

I just think it`s a bit of a shame that one of the "common interests" is making newcomers feel uncomfortable when they start threads. rolleyes
There are certain thread subjects that I avoid posting in because they annoy me, but I could start posting things along the lines of
"Oh, I hate it when people post to say that they`ve sent somebody a PM rolleyes "
What would be the point ??? It would upset people for no reason and create an enviroment of hostility and mistrust.
People are always going on about the "Community" in here. I think that the word, community, suggests an inclusive and friendly place.
I understand in what you are saying flower and I too do not like making the newcomers feel uncomfortable, we were all newbies once and we need many more people in here to make this forum even more fun.
But thats not what I meant when I started this thread Sassy hit the nail on the head exactly, but is saying that you and i have some banter at times which i find funny. biggrin
Quote by blueandpink
Something I have noticed here but nowhere else, We have several couples that use the forum regular, and some that have sadly left sad
But what I really enjoy and find so refreshing is the online banter between couples, to me that shows a sign of togetherness and trust. I have no intention of naming as i'm sure its obvious, I just love reading it. cool

Winey babe, what are couplels?
bolt
Its pis*ed for Couples rotflmao
thank you kiss
Something I have noticed here but nowhere else, We have several couples that use the forum regular, and some that have sadly left sad
But what I really enjoy and find so refreshing is the online banter between couples, to me that shows a sign of togetherness and trust. I have no intention of naming as i'm sure its obvious, I just love reading it. cool
Quote by de_sade
no snow but bloody freezing, just done an outside tasting would you believe :shock: :shock:
I have never been so cold i need some serious warming up

Send me over that list of records and I might oblige... :rascal:
oh bloody heck i'm so used to that tower of boxes, i will i just need to get my arse in gear
Quote by flower411
Oh yeah ....and get yaself a thick skin before asking a question in here lol wink

Are you the rubber man from Fantastic 4 then rotflmao bolt
sorry but this is exactly what flower means :giggle:
my parents got divorced when i was 14 i finally met my dads gf when i was 18 to be told they were marrying. At the time i was angry my dad broke all contact but that was more to do with him than anything else.
When he finally made contact again 3 yrs ago she would not and will not have anything ro do with me or my brother, even though my dad has spent more time with her children than his own.
There are genuine single males here, you have asked in your profile guys aged 20-25 have you ever wondered it might be the age group that might be the problem.
no snow but bloody freezing, just done an outside tasting would you believe :shock: :shock:
I have never been so cold i need some serious warming up