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Ukwineman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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Its totally silly but someone might find something they want to give someone else.
I was in my facebook account and in a side bar i had nipples looking at me
:shock:
These are fridge magnets £2 each or pair cast from real breasts.
There have been success's on here but its purely random, and to be honest thats how it should be.
In the mean time pull up a bar stool and enjoy the fun till that person comes along. cool
well after freezing me nackers off doing a wine tasting outside FFS rolleyes
heating on glass of wine and should really watch some of the stuff i recorded on the sky+ because its now full :shock:
Quote by splendid_
super duper..
I just need to sort out the rest of the plan... I think that we may just have a dirty weekend away.
x

you would be going right past my door then on the way down cool
very good my cat was right up at the screen with them, she can be very vocal at times
rotflmao
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it's not fart related but this is one of my favs.

H.x

dont you just love nature rotflmao
Quote by Stormwalker

I knew all time it was only when chatting to someone in Manchester that I realised the ramifications and checked,

Someone? anyone nice? innocent
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it can't have been. I didn't mention it all. smile
Let me see if I have this right, you chatted…..DC spent five minutes shouting in my ear and all I heard was “pretend you're Italian” blink dunno you chatted!!!! worship
oh ffs i did not read this properly i did wonder WTF you were on about rotflmao
The chatting took place before the munch, like you i got 1 word in 10 but did enjoy trying to read the ladies badges :twisted:
Thank you all you have confirmed my thoughts on this, she just needs a friend at the moment not more complications.
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someone was telling me yesterday England losing will have a terrible affect on the economy? confused

In the press this morning they say the economy will lose in lost sales.
Friends of mine i met in my local have split, mainly becaue he will lie and shag anything with a pulse.
Not seen her in a 3 weeks and shes coping, i have always been there to chat to. They have now spilt and me and her were chatting shes invited me out to dinner which i will do (paying my share). But theres always been and underlying sexual thing, and on walking home tonight it was more a snog than a kiss goodnight.
I was a bit shocked but i suppose not entirely surprised, shes upset at her lose and betrayly but she lacks confidence. Now i get a strong impression i could play next time we meet but im not sure that would really help her confidence. Shes older than me at 52 yr but extremely fit, my gut instinct is no way, but what if her confidence comes from being wanted by a younger guy????????
Varca and anyone else for that matter hijack any of my threads when ever.
Cherry & Splendid report to my office to explain :twisted: cool
Tune you need to read the thread and play catch up rotflmao
you could have done a sliding tackle starting from the goal mouth, cant remember who it was but saw on england player tackle in the corner and slide for ages off the pitch :shock: rain yes but still very very wrong
another point though.... how much money have we spent on that pitch :shock: i have never seen it that bad for an international match ever regardless of the weather.
Quote by Stormwalker

I knew all time it was only when chatting to someone in Manchester that I realised the ramifications and checked,

Someone? anyone nice? innocent
:giggle:
it can't have been. I didn't mention it all. smile
Let me see if I have this right, you chatted…..DC spent five minutes shouting in my ear and all I heard was “pretend you're Italian” blink dunno you chatted!!!! worship
whos is DC dunno
you have 1 man at the helm but that does not make a team. The spirit and the determination to win comes from the the players and the team as a whole.
I look at the englang rugby team an yes the manager was a bit bruised by the press but in the end was ok, to be manager of the england football team is a poisen chalice period.
These guys get paid stupid money the tactics play a part i agree but these guys play for money not pride.
We lost the rugby world cup this year but we won it 4 years ago and lost by a nats wisker this year, but they get paid a fraction of our football players but have far more silver wear.
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Ahhh comprende now I remember lol. You found your original pre takeover account didn't you lol? I have been racking my brains for mine, as I was here back in 2002/3 time. I was pretty convinced I knew what it was then and lovely Mal has turned the member archives upside down for me a while ago but sadly to no avail sad
Can anyone post me a link to the list of members please, I don't seem to be able to locate it? biggrin If I have 24 hours to spare I might just trawl through all the names and see if I can spot what I really did have as a handle back in those days lol

wow smart cookie varca worship I knew all time it was only when chatting to someone in Manchester that I realised the ramifications and checked,
Quote by winchwench
It's pretty simple........
Everything in Italiano ends in "o" or "io" (Well thats the way it seems when you're there anyway!)
Try Swingio, or swappio. wink

No, swappio is Welsh.......
H.x
All depends on the accent- and the amount of phlegm produced :giggle:
why do the welsh need lubricating :shock:
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I am lucky in that I don't get hangovers, just feel a bit tired :lol2:

same here All my mates hate me big style for it, mind you ex would make up for it and be sick nearly every time rotflmao
try using babel fish to translate for you, i did a quick look and swinging is swinging still rolleyes
did wife swapping in Italian and got all the channel 4 stuff
Seems I confused people a bit, I was never going to change my name it was something I asked admin to do and I thought I would lose everything in the process but all i lost was my profile details which i have to put up again.
Sorry Mallock Fire got there first :haha:
I was going to be brave and post but I have lost my friends list going to have to think about this now rolleyes
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I don't like men in suits, I always wonder if they're going to try to sell me insurance.
H.x

well thats me buggered then sad
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In response to this thread, Mr Cream said "Do I have to explain this one to you? rolleyes "
My reply "nope".
flipa flipa flipa flipa
:smug:
Miss Cream xxx

Mind, in fairness to him, he does have to explain these things to me

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ok I'm back I was going to edit this thread to say I was back but it wont let me. rotflmao
Well done admin they even managed to keep me posts even if i cant edit them :thumbup: