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Velvet__Lips
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
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Quote by Tania
Velvet Lips
The sensation was painful and very intense. And there was no relief to it. I am scared to try again but also curious.

Doesn't sound like you were building towards an orgasm then, as I said I have felt any sort of pain and this subject has been discussed on here quite alot and I've not read any of the other women mention it either.
You may have been a little bruised, or perhaps have a low lying urinary tract infection, if you are still not feeling right or it happens again I would go and see your GP.
Sorry I can't be more help. xxx
Hi Tania
I've been squirting since I lost my virginity and I have never felt pain. Are you sure it was pain and not just an intense but entirely new sensation?
I would suggest you do try it again, the effort is worth it, as Shaz says these are very powerfull orgasms. If it is hurting then you should stop ( assuming you are not into pain! )
Hope that helps xxxx
I would suggest you get yourself to your local A+E, if its so bad you can't walk and bearing in mind this injury came from a fall you will probably need an Xray which your GP is likely to send you for tomorrow anyway.
Failing that, ring NHS Direct, they have been brilliant when I have used them
I hope you get better soon xxxx
Sassy
I stronglyrecomend checking out a site called before your friend does or signs anything!
xxxx
Quote by rampantrabbit
D'oh it does sound like I'm having a b*tch doesn't it!! I'm not!! As I said, I enjoy the chatting side of the site and I'm not overly bothered about meeting up - I get laid most nights anyway!
But, why do people contact you asking for a meet then get scared. I understand the nerves thing, but just tell me your nervous - I'm the least pushy guy in the world and really won't mind!

Maybe they just change their minds once they get to know you better ?! dunno
Quote by Hillfolk
strange bunch those hillbilly folk rolleyes

..meaning what?
Sorry markz you have us at a disadvantage. You dont appear to have a profile or ad or pics...very strange.
Why is not having a profile advert or pics strange?
Quote by m1970
Just want to know is it possible to search by when the user was last online, I find it annoying clicking on a profile and read this person was last on here 335 weeks ago, annoying!
Also can you search by distance in numerical order so that you have "0" miles first through to "20" miles on a 20 miles search. Just a thought. Is there a way to search for videos too?

Yes, in thier profile is says when they were last on-line or if indeed that they are on-line at that time.
I don't know of any way of doing a mass search on this, are you planning a mailshot !!?? biggrin :D
Quote by tbird722
Well put Roger......very true and accurate.
As a single male I can take being ignored but what really gets me is that alot of us do not want our picture publicly displayed on here but like me are quite willing to send them to a private email address.
If some of you couples try this we may all get more results

Is Roger your invisible friend ???????????? Or is this a response to another thread??
Velvet lips wanders away confused and bewildered
Quote by mdr2000
International Yes......
Had one pm from USA and one from a couple in Canada coming over to live.. Said no to both mind... hard enough work when a couple are 30 miles away let alone 3000 lol.
Mike x

At least they were coming to you! I was to do the travelling apparently! :shock:
I got a PM today from Egypt !!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Apparently he had read all my posts and saw I had been to Egypt on holiday and wanted to know when I was next over there ??!!!
Has anyone else gone multi-national ????
Quote by DeeCee
another thread that i wanted to answer sensibly ... but then changed my mind....
:cry:

Perhaps there is more fun in not being sensible !!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
and its only wednesday!!!
Guys!!!!! This gets boring!
Do you base your best sexual experiences solely on " the tightness" of a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????
No ? Yes? - Well neither do we ?!?1 rolleyes
Did anyone see Elliot in the chatroom today ? He wasn't a bit like I imagined, but younger and very handsome ! Didn't get his tits out for me though sad :( :(
( do I get an extention to my free membership now ?! )
I want to know why this is just directed at men! I'll give a run for your money anytime Spurter !!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Medic_1
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Try this link for further info >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/47835.html?highlight=
it may help to explain more
Phredd

Oh God ! that was my very first post ! redface surprisedops: :oops:
I have a masters in seduction lol ( some may call it manipulation!)
:lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted:
Quote by H-x
Batteries aren't that expensive are they?
H.x

That reminds of another one of my purchases that I get hours of fun from ! biggrin :D :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by busby736
What's wrong with reading a map in advance, plotting a route and then following road signs????
Maximum cost £10 for a descent map.

Nahhh! Where is fun in that ? lol
It's my hard earned cash and if I choose to spend it on something that makes my life easier, safer and more effective I see it as money well spent ! :P
I have my new toy and its fantastic! I got the pda + Tom Tom software.
Just one question, how does the speed camera alert work? I have got it installed, and it picked up the fixed Gatso cameras no problem at all but yesterday I came across a mobile camera, the type the police have on tripods on the side of the road.
Now I was doing under the speed limit and when I got up close they were actually pointing it at the traffic coming from the opposite direction, but I got no warnig at all from the Tom Tom.
So did it not bleep because it wasn't pointing at me? This was a regular spot for the police, I have seen them there countless times, does the software work on pre-programmed locations or does it sense the lazers or other signals from the speed camera?
just passing on a bit of advice I've been given in my latest quest;
A PDA or GPS bracket fixed to the windsceen is a green light to car thieves, as they assume you have shoved your hard earned purchase in the glove compartment.
Bare this in mind when fixing your bracket, I thought about putting a small sign in the window saying " no valuables left in car" or if you have any other ideas I would be happy to hear them.
I love this site, there is nothing you can't get advice on !
I think I'm going to get the PDA + Tom Tom software, there is about £60 difference between this and the stand alone Sat Nav devices and this will mean I can ditch the filofax!
The one BazzaNW has seems the best buy so far, thanks for all the help everyone!
Quote by redpantherman
I’ve never believed that men prefer skinny women.
Most guys have a type they're 'programmed' to go for...
Some men like slim women, others prefer the more voluptuous build.
There really is no right ‘size’.
Personally I would be one boring old git if I went for any particular shape!
I have known some fantastic girls from size 10 to 24 & the most attractive qualities in anyone – man or woman – is self-confidence & self-image!
Back to JKR's comments which were aimed at the 'industry' but is it right to blast women who actually wants to be 'stick' thin?

Do you really think they "want" to be stick thin or is it they have an eating disorder or well on the way to developing one because of media pressure?
There was a program on last night focusing on a few celebrities such as Posh Spice and a medical expert was calculating the life expectancy for them. None of them will see their 60th birthdays if they continue to mal-nourish themselves.
Hi everyone !
I thought I would tap into the fountain of all knowledge just one more time.
I am planning on investing in some sort of device that tells mewhere i'm going and where all the speed cameras are along the way. I know there are loads of Road Angel type devices on the market but I was just wondering whether or not to consider a PDA.
The problem I have is I haven't got a clue what to look for, I'm not even sure what features are on a PDA or best makes and models etc.
I don't have a personal mobile at the moment, only a work phone so if I could buy something which gets me from A to B and for a little extra money, other features which could be useful then that might be a wiser purchase.
Please help !!!
I've had a partner with this "problem", try the wider fit size from the Pasente range ( you can get them on Ebay). They did the job for us !! lol wink
I can't even picture this, surely the eye is too small ? And my clit is far too sensitiive to grab hold of and shove in a tiny crevice!
Am I being completely dim here?

Only a lttle one !!! lol :lol: :lol:
Pre- relationship agreement
The party of the first part (herein referred to as “he”) being of sound mind and pretty good body, agrees to the following with the party of the second part (herein referred to as “she”):
1: FULL DISCLOSURE
1.1 At the commencement of said relationship (colloquially referred to as the first date) each party agrees to fully disclose any:
(1) current girl/boyfriends
(2) dependant children
(3) bizarre religious beliefs
(4) phobias and fears
(5) social diseases
(6) strange political affiliations
(7) currently active relationships with anyone else
1.2 Further, each party agrees to make known any deep-seated complexes and /or fanatical obsessions with pets ,careers, and/or organised sports.
1.3 Failure to make the disclosures in this clause will result in the immediate termination of said relationship before it has a chance to get anywhere.
2. INDEMNIFICATION OF FRIENDS
2.1 Both parties agree to hold the person who arranged the liaison (the matchmaker) blameless in the event the “Fix-Up” turns out to be a real loser.
3. DEFINITION OF RELATIONSHIP
3.1 Should said relationship pass first date, both parties agree to use the followinf terminology in describing their said “dating”:
(1)For the first thirty (30) days both parties consent to say they are “going out” .
( This neither implies nor states any guarantee of exclusivity.
(2)Following the first thirty (30) days both parties may say they are “seeing somebody
(3) Sixty (60) days following the commencement of the first date, either member may elect to use the terms "girl/boyfriend" or "lover" and their mutual acquaintances may refer to them as "a couple".
3.2 Under no circumstances are the phrases "my better half," "the little woman", "the old ball and chain," or "my old man/lady" acceptable.
3.3 If both parties consent, this timetable may be sped up PROVIDED THAT if either party "gets too serious" and disregards this schedule, the other party may dissolve the relationship on the grounds of "moving too fast" and may once again be said to be "on the market."
4. TERMS OF EXCLUSIVITY
4.1 For the first thirty (30) days, both parties agree not to ask questions about the other party's whereabouts on weekends, weeknights, or over long holiday periods. No unreasonable demands or expectations will be made; "rights" or "holds" on the other party's time.
4.2 Following the first six weeks or forty-five (45) days, if one party continues to be "missing in action" the "wounded party" agrees to "give up".
5. DATING ETIQUETTE
5.1 For the first thirty (30) days, both parties agree:
*to be overly considerate of the other party's work pressures, schedules, and business ambitions;
•that all dates will be made at least twenty-four (24) hours in advance;
•that there will be no "running off in the middle of the night to console an old
girl/boyfriend"
•to strike the phrase "but he/she needs me" from their vocabularies.
5.2 Further, during the first six- (6) weeks each member of said relationship agrees to attempt one spontaneous home-cooked meal or to arrange the delivery of at least one unexpected bouquet of flowers.
5.3 Following the first forty-five (45) days, both parties will return to their normal personalities.
5.4 Either party must not insist that the other stop at a particular ATM en route (while on a date) so that they would save the £1-2 fee for using another ATM other than his/her own bank. This is viewed as cheap and could possibly pass over into areas of the relationship which a person of good upbringing is unaccustomed to and will quickly tire of.
Simple really! Form an orderly queue boys!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by mike48
I was just pulling his leg ! ?

Psst Lads (that wasn't what she said she wanted to pull) wink
Pull it !!??? :shock: :shock: :shock: I thought I was supposed to blow on it !
No wonder I can't get a fella ! biggrin :wink:
Quote by mike48
I was just pulling his leg ! ?

Psst Lads (that wasn't what she said she wanted to pull) wink
Pull it !!??? :shock: :shock: :shock: I thought I was supposed to blow on it !
No wonder I can't get a fella ! biggrin :wink:
Quote by hisandhers
Hi Guys !
I got all excited, thinking I had an invite to a Munch only to find I've been pm'd by mistake ! sad :( :( :(
If anyone is missing a reply, let me know and I forward it on, failing that i'll delete it.
( oh and where is the cock shot you promised me ??!! lol )

Didn't think you sent invites out to munch's dunno Don't people invite themselves :dunno:
I was just pulling his leg ! ?