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Velvet__Lips
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 54
0 miles · Merseyside
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Dammie,
Something you have said a few times has been doing my head in.... Where did you get the expression "cakeybun" from ?
The reason I ask, well I thought my sisters and I made that name up for the currant cake/buns we used to buy as kids from the cafe at the Pierhead, Liverpool. We then would nibble them slowly as we went on the ferry across the Mersey. You weren't that snotty nosed teenager behind us in the quenue were you :shock:
Glad you hear you are well on your way to good health again.
Something you have said a few times has been doing my head in.... Where did you get the expression "cakeybun" from ?
The reason I ask, well I thought my sisters and I made that name up for the currant cake/buns we used to buy as kids from the cafe at the Pierhead, Liverpool. We then would nibble them slowly as we went on the ferry across the Mersey. You weren't that snotty nosed teenager behind us in the quenue were you :shock:
Glad you hear you are well on your way to good health again. Quote by musketeer
My perfect partner might be:
Funny and intelligent, interested in reading, the arts and politics
Like animals and walking
Like sailing and the sea
Be slim and active
Somewhere between 40 and 60
Be foody without being intense about it
Like watching and being watched, (but not swinging)
Like role play and making sex fun
Have an open attitude to sex and enjoy it
Could be bi-sexual
Middle class
Must be financially independent.
Damn!!! I tick every box except I'm too young for you !!!
:D :D I competely agree with FB , I've watched enough "child development" programs to know if you give young people rules and boundries they soon adapt and respect them. May be tough to start with as he will, no doubt, test your boundries but at the end of the day he is the one who is hungry and wearing smelly clothes :D
:D 
ops: :oops: :oops: Me too!!!Quote by AndyW5
I am surprised at some responses to my original post! In my experience most women not only have no objection to the word CUNT, but actually use it in regards to their own cunt, and think it is the best and most evocative word for it! The pussy word sounds totally anaemic and American to my ear, and singularly inappropriate for all the shaven "pussies" around these days. Not that I object to the shaven thing at all, I can understand it. and also enjoy the utter naked exposure it engenders. One very sexy woman from whom I have had great satisfaction does insist on "pussy", but it still doesn't sound adequate to me. Many of the other more personal comments are uncalled for, but of course one exposes oneself to this by participating here! BTW I type with two fingers, on different hands!
You choose to ignore my advice then, fair enough. Welcome and the best of luck.
Quote by Sarah
Many girls enjoy watching a man pull himself off, and if you like that I will gladly oblige. It is great when I know a girl's eyes are on my spunk hole waiting for it to "deliver"!
The only delivery I am expecting today is from a well known parcel carrier, and is something for my fish pond.
Otherwise, (for once) I am speechless! :shock: (stop laughing at the back)
Sarah, shall we mark this "return to sender" and let him see how much it stings!!
Quote by de_sade
Hi Andy,
A little advice which you can choose to listen to or ignore...
All the women I know are deeply offended by the "see you next Tuesday" word, so I would suggest you change it if you don't want to lessen your chances on here.
Its up to you :!:
No, no, Velvet. Andy knows best. As he says in his Ad. A cunt is a cunt, and he should know.
De_sade
I've only just read his ad :shock: I'm speechless, but what would I know, I'm just the
owner of one!!!
P.S. Andy, I have also just read what you are looking for, Do you think all this is going to appeal to a gay female couple ?????????
Quote by de_sade
Doesn't that make it worse?
What i need is some massage which could lead to something else! I thought at least one kindly lady would come to my rescue
Fuckin' hell. Worth a try mate, someone off here might fall for it.
De_sade
I do massages, but I only do expensive ones, not sympathy ones :twisted:
:twisted: :D Seriously, you do have to let it heal but stay mobile. Swimming or just pottering about in a swimming pool will help sooth spasms and promote healing.
Quote by de_sade
Doesn't that make it worse?
What i need is some massage which could lead to something else! I thought at least one kindly lady would come to my rescue
Fuckin' hell. Worth a try mate, someone off here might fall for it.
De_sade
I do massages, but I only do expensive ones, not sympathy ones :twisted:
:twisted: :D Seriously, you do have to let it heal but stay mobile. Swimming or just pottering about in a swimming pool will help sooth spasms and promote healing.
Quote by H-x
I'm a typical aquarian, apparently. No idea what that means.
H.x
Charming, exciting, completely unpredictable and among the most original, inventive and complex people in the zodiac, Aquarians fuck like rabbits. The Kama Sutra was probably first used as an elementary school coloring book for Aquarius kids.
Though they are intuitive dreamers, they also have a sharp analytical perception. Thus, they can dream of a new sexual position and immediately know if it is a physical possibility. Advances in civilization, science, and new inventions are a special interest to this sign. Most sex aids were invented by Aquarians.
Generous to a fault, it was an Aquarius who invented the "pity fuck." Someone having a rough time? Well, fuck 'em! Literally! It'll cheer him up, at least. Of course, when an Aquarius screws you, you may walk bowlegged for months. It depends on how many positions, "toys" and hours the session lasts.
On the dark side, an Aquarius is a free spirit who doesn't give a shit for other people's opinions. At times they are careless, slovenly and absent-minded. Even odoriferous. People of this sign are the most likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD. And pass them on.
Famous Aqaurians include: Vanessa Redgrave, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and her sister Eva, Kim Novak, Paul Newman, Clark Gable, John Barrymore, Cahrles Dickens, Thomas Edison, Lewis Carroll and Robert Burns.
Yep. Tipical aquarian.
H.x
This describes my ex to a T ! He is in my top 5 of best lovers though.
Hi there ! just a quick update as I have had a couple of PM's asking me how I got on,
Good and bad news, first the bad, I didn't get it :sad:
But, a couple of days ago I was promoted in my current role and given a £5k payrise ! :happy:
Thanks to all who made me laugh and made me think !! xxxx
p.s. one of the mods can lock this now if you like.
Good and bad news, first the bad, I didn't get it :sad:
But, a couple of days ago I was promoted in my current role and given a £5k payrise ! :happy:
Thanks to all who made me laugh and made me think !! xxxx
p.s. one of the mods can lock this now if you like.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
It usually stops conversations - but I make stained glass windows.
you do? I've got an idea for a stained glass feature for a mate of mine for his wall. It's a very interesting hobby to have
I think so too, I love creative stuff.
I have just finished a floristry course at college, education is what I do for a hobby. I want to a short course on Indian cooking next.
In my opinion, as a believer in these things, I think they do provide a few clues. I have personally found I meet more Scorpios on here and in real life I also find them them to be the most "sexually focused" I have also observed that those with a Cancer star sign have more "emotiomal" sex.
So, the question is, have you spotted any trends which match the stereotype star sign?
So, the question is, have you spotted any trends which match the stereotype star sign?
It sounds to me like you have had a narrow escape. There is something seriously wrong with a man who is more interested in getting his leg over than the fact that you have just spent half the day in casulty !!!
I personally stop all contact at the first sign of pushy behaviour, there are too many decent men around to put up with arseholes
I hope your shoulder gets better soon xxxxx
I personally stop all contact at the first sign of pushy behaviour, there are too many decent men around to put up with arseholes
I hope your shoulder gets better soon xxxxx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by celestria
ahh but if we all helped you... would that be cheating... or would it be considered creative genius?
Good luck with the interview btw
Blood sweat and tears sounds like giving birth to me.... either that or a school sports day
My God ! :shock: What type of school did you go to??? : :grin:
Non sex question, sorry !!!
I have an interview next wee and have to do a 10 minute presentation. I have the following famous quotes to choose for the title;
" I have a dream"
"To be or not to be"
"Blood, sweat and tears"
Can any of you clever people take on of these titles and put a creative spin on it ??
I'm sure you can, there is no shortage of imagination round here !
Edit to add - the interview is for the "Medical" industry, can't say much more but I hope that helps ! x
I have an interview next wee and have to do a 10 minute presentation. I have the following famous quotes to choose for the title;
" I have a dream"
"To be or not to be"
"Blood, sweat and tears"
Can any of you clever people take on of these titles and put a creative spin on it ??
I'm sure you can, there is no shortage of imagination round here !
Edit to add - the interview is for the "Medical" industry, can't say much more but I hope that helps ! x
