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Velvet__Lips
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 54
0 miles · Merseyside

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Quote by Cherrytree
In St John's market in Liverpool today, there was a tee shirt with a hand gun on it and the words "here is the mother f*cker dealer"
WTF?

Have you reported this ?
Who to? I am happy to, if it actually contravenes any laws.
I think trading standards would have the power to deal with this, ).
sorry, if I seem abit touchy about this, very close to home x
Quote by Cherrytree
In St John's market in Liverpool today, there was a tee shirt with a hand gun on it and the words "here is the mother f*cker dealer"
WTF?

Have you reported this ?
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Serious question (rare for me I know), but the 'do you fake it' thread got me thinking....
How easily do you ladies reach orgasm??

Incredibly easy sometimes ( I am talking 30 seconds lady garden massaging redface )
Although it's not usually that quick, I don't usually have difficulty in 'getting there', unless I am really stressed or the lady or gent in question is not doing it for me confused
yep with the rabbit, I will only last this long then I go into a deep sleep !
Who needs men ! :twisted:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Serious question (rare for me I know), but the 'do you fake it' thread got me thinking....
How easily do you ladies reach orgasm??

Incredibly easy sometimes ( I am talking 30 seconds lady garden massaging redface )
Although it's not usually that quick, I don't usually have difficulty in 'getting there', unless I am really stressed or the lady or gent in question is not doing it for me confused
yep with the rabbit, I will only last this long then I go into a deep sleep !
Who needs men ! :twisted:
I have always found it really easy to cum, since I lost my virginity. although like most women i have to be in the mood. I think I'm really lucky though cos i can cum through both clitoral stim and full sex.
Hi Naughty, I would love to add my name to the list!
oh god, My first ever munch, hope someone will hold my hand redface
Quote by westerross
to expand on this, I have a meet set up soon, but in the mean time the "cock shot" has "popped" up in the msn conversation. Now the surprise is spoilt !!!

Yes but that, on its own, not going to stop you meeting is it.
To cancel because you've seen it would be just as shallow as insisting you would only meet if you could see it. lol
Think of it as a different experience - you've seen the cock - now you're gonna find out who's on the other end of it. I suppose the fact that it has been gratuitously displayed, has probably already told you something about that. confused wink
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I have no intention in cancelling, in fact I'm really looking forward to it. :happy: The point is I have seen his face and torso and that was all I needed, I didn't ask his size or anything else about his bits.
I think its just thinks is a bit sad that some people seem to think its the norm or even necessary to provide genital shots.
to expand on this, I have a meet set up soon, but in the mean time the "cock shot" has "popped" up in the msn conversation. Now the surprise is spoilt !!!
Quote by westerross
Depends on what you mean by seeing the goods.
Not interested, necessarily, in physical attributes so I'm into personality, sexuality and general attitude. I usually know what I'm getting in those areas before I'll meet - I guess the answer is 'Yes' see the goods before I meet.
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for the purpose of this thread I mean cock or kebab shots ( to keep this open to all).
What I'm getting at is some people use their nerther regions as their selling point, does this work for you or not ?
I ask this question beacause I try to keep an air of mystery to my potential meets by delibrately avoiding adverts with cock shots.
I want to go on the voyage of discovery, which includes that first sighting or coping the first feel. Now even when I haven't needed two hands to wrestle the monster out of the trousers I have rarely been disappointed as I have done all my vetting up front.
Don't ask me what my vetting process is because it is mostly based on instinct and personality compatability, but what do you guys think?
Does seeing the goods upfront, help or hinder ?
perhaps you should all take a step back and think about how newbies ( partial target market for munches) would feel after reading all this ?
Quote by Cassiopeia
Makes me so mad to read things like this. Who do these men think they are? Its all about power, psychological games and having control, they get off on it, whilst hurting people.
Funnily enough, Ive found that its the people who you think you can trust the most, that have been the worst.
I believe one day karma will come round and bite them on the arse.... Either that or when they are old and grey, they are sitting there all alone, wondering what the hell went wrong......

Exactly the life sentence my father is serving now in his own home now that 6 out 7 of his children have dis-owned him. I hope he lives to a ripe old age.
this is domestic abuse despite the fact that he may never have raised a hand to her.
Both yourself and your friend can receive advice and guideance from Refuge and Women's Aid. I would like to stress they don't pressure anyone into leaving thier partners, that is your choice they just support and advise you in what ever decision you make.
my best wishes to your friend x
yep, I've had this happen every now and then, I see them as the female version of a wet dream. Wish I could work out how to have more !! lol lol lol
Quote by splendid_
hitachi magic wand.....

I just took a quick look for one of those, its on special offer at Amazon :lol2:
It doesn't appeal to me at all and I don't know why dunno
ummmm perhaps if I show you how to use it.. that might change things ?
I had some more discreet in mind, thanks for the suggestion though ! And your kind offer Sam ! kiss
Quote by finns
I've got big ears and i'm a very good clit stimulator any good ? lol

Are you prepared to live in dark in my bedside drawer, be used and abused without warning or consideration and cast aside when a new model comes to the market? lol
Hi everyone
I want to treat myself to a new toy and I'm for something that is like the "ears" part of the rampant rabbit only. It has to be pretty powerfull, similar to the vibrating strength of the RR if not stronger lol lol lol
Can anyone recommend a good clit stimualtor?
I'm doing a photography course at Lancaster Uni, maybe I'll finally find out what all the fancy buttons on my camera do ! lol
I would like to add that whilst I'm "a salesperson" I have had to take a professional , industry recognised qualification which you have to take within 2 years of entering this field.
Also I have had 9 weeks of intensive "classroom" training on my products so I sorry I don't fit your perception of professional but I have worked hard to fit mine and my customers !
I'm sorry to hear you didn't get the job kiss
The good that has come from this though is you clearly have a very good interview technique so you can go to your next interview ( which could be for an even more exciting role) with your head held high.
I wish you all the luck in the world xx
Quote by darlington_male4cple
hi all taking a slut to a layby in durham tomorrow

:shock: confused
Quote by lavabubble
I have and it still makes me laugh !
I have recruited two Fun Buddies from this site , and there was a period of time when they overlapped.
FB No. 1 had been letting me down quite a bit and I was on the verge of calling off our arrangement, so we had arranged to meet for a drink and spend a bit of "quality" time, however he was held up at home when a friend turned up unexpectedly. To make up time he up his foot down a little but, yep you guessed it he got stopped by the police who held him up further. He turned up 2 hours late, I was fuming because he let me down again and he was fuming as the police had given him a hard time. All night he went on about this idiot policeman and the more he told me the more familar this man was sounding
Yes, FB 1 had been stopped by FB 2 and they didn't have a clue who the other was !! biggrin
Needless to say, they now absolutely hate each other and my chances of a threesome have gone out the window !!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
There are 600,000 people living in Liverpool and 4000 police, What are the chances !!!!

It could have been worse though, they could have taken a liking to each other and run off into the sunset together lol
Oh, I don't know, I a sucker for a happy ending and they would make a lovely couple ! biggrin
I have and it still makes me laugh !
I have recruited two Fun Buddies from this site , and there was a period of time when they overlapped.
FB No. 1 had been letting me down quite a bit and I was on the verge of calling off our arrangement, so we had arranged to meet for a drink and spend a bit of "quality" time, however he was held up at home when a friend turned up unexpectedly. To make up time he up his foot down a little but, yep you guessed it he got stopped by the police who held him up further. He turned up 2 hours late, I was fuming because he let me down again and he was fuming as the police had given him a hard time. All night he went on about this idiot policeman and the more he told me the more familar this man was sounding
Yes, FB 1 had been stopped by FB 2 and they didn't have a clue who the other was !! biggrin
Needless to say, they now absolutely hate each other and my chances of a threesome have gone out the window !!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
There are 600,000 people living in Liverpool and 4000 police, What are the chances !!!!