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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge still lives with his mum.......

lol lol lol lol I wish !!!! Not since 1979 but ...................... Hey nutter poke
Come out here and explain yourself. smackbottom
Have you been on the beer with Debbiewebs ??????? lol lol lol lol
Oh that`s right, start on the drinking! evil
I take that as a personal slur and DEMAND SATISFACTION!
Clare, no comment wink
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You think you`re scared now, just wait till we get to the next munch. :twisted: lol lol
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Quote by rogerthedragon
I wish to point out at this early stage that I am quite happy to be snogged by any of the ladies at the Notts Munch. (I think it would be polite for any of the guys to ask first though lol )

Ok Roger, I`m asking you now!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol
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Oh, I`d forgotten! I posted straight afterward too!
burose, no need to feel bad, you knew all the time right? wink
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I just caught the new salad advert (`florets`?), I`m dying here! rotflmao
Combined with the `100 best horror moments` on TV, and the fact I clicked on the `Magic eye` thread, looked away whilst the page was loading, and was confronted by a hideous baby (I really did go eek), tonight is beginning to get very random and bizaare!
Which random adverts crack you up and why?
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Not as yet, but he`s unlikely to be on until Monday at the earliest, he`s recuperating from an op. smile
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Yep, she`d do that! lol
I`ve been PMing friends all night.............
I`m just so goddamned popular! :smug:
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Quote by RSAB2
Venus drinks too much!

You had to ruin it by getting all personal didn`t you?! wink
/flounces out :fuckinghell:
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Blue drinks human blood
Jags harvests small children for dinner
Judy is a tart
Steve_lincs is a perv
Tim doesn`t shave
Sarge still lives with his mum.......
Naaaah nah nah naaaaaaaaah! :bounce: bolt
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Quote by Keith3006
No you're alright Venus, there's no-one throwing chairs about, or trying to punch one another, so I would take it that you simply spake words of wisdom.

Well seeing as he earns more than I, I might start a `Carnage` thread :twisted:
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Quote by tallnhairy
Another a bit against the flow, I know Mrs TnH would go ballistic if someone tried to snog her, or indeed me (not that I wouldn't enjoy it). I like the block on pressure at munches, and if people felt they had to be open for a 'snog' then I know Mrs TnH wouldn't go to any more.
Having said that people should feel open within there own limits, and if both parties up for a snog I have no problems with it. The door swings both ways smile

I already knew that and wouldn`t have dreamed of trying smile , if I didn`t already know, I would have probably picked up on it, but people do need to be aware that there are people like yourselves at munches with these bounderies and be careful with thier judgements as a result.
Oh my god, I think I just had a Jerry Springer moment! lol
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Just you wait! :twisted:
I think I have to stand in the queue behind Mars though!
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Big fish
Little fish
Card - board - box
Do the washing
Stir the pots
Go for a jog
Go swimming
Come back home
Big fish
Little fish
Card - board - box
Can I have my crayons back now? They don`t let us have sharp things in here :silly:
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Quote by westerross
Isn't snogging (or french kissing for Dave) a bit of a liberty with someone you don't know - unles you've volunteered for an orgy! Kind of devalues the real thing.
I think Ice could put a small suffix on the badges for those who are Ok with it - something like "puckered".

No I don`t think so. As long as the parties involved are ok with it, it`s valuable in it`s own right. I found it thoroughly liberating and fun, which for me wasn`t at all cheap. Like Misshief said, I was glowing. I personally prefer not to snog people I don`t `know`, although one or two I`d only met that night so how well I knew them could be debated! The badge idea would be a nightmare surprised it might encourage complete strangers to grab, which I wouldn`t be up for. To have to repeatedly rebuff people could ruin the night.
I completely respect the bounderies of people like Davej, and just hope that in a party situation that my homing in on such a person wouldn`t be too much of a faux pas. If you don`t like it, then please shout! In a roomful of people who are mostly into this fun, I can see it becoming a fairly easy mistake.
I think as it`s impossible to put complete faith in ones own judgement, it was prudent for me not to try anything other than a friendly snog, that way if it was unwelcomed, I wouldn`t have overstepped the mark into `groping territory`, that would have been much more difficult to back-peddle from, and with the wrong person might be viewed upon as assault. Gosh, me a sex pest! Can you imagine?! :shock:
If say, Neil, had squirmed out of my grasp and said `no`, I would have respected that (then run over to Mars and told him to beat Neil up! :P ) If I`d ended up a little embarrassed, that was a risk I was prepared to take, I`d much rather that than someone going along with it through `politeness`, better me embarrassed the other person manhandled.
Others at the munch were much more daring than I, allowing themselves to play in the groping territory, and I did find myself thinking `it`s a good thing they tried that with me, and not someone more reserved, else they might find themselves in trouble!` But they did try it with me, so perhaps like me they were just trying to read the right person. I was never offended, but it did make me think about how to react to anyone I`d be less receptive too.
At my first munch I snogged noone, I wanted to, there were a couple there who we`d been getting along with. I asked Mars, I hovered, I drank a little more, and by the time I worked up the courage it was too late! I made up for lost time! :twisted:
Davej, I prefer `snog` because it is slang, and reflects how `unserious` the gesture is to me. smile
Anyway, I might try something different at the next Munch, like maybe, erm, conversation! I`ll let you all know how I get on wink :mrgreen:
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Quote by Jas-Tim
I say snog, snog some more and then snog some more again.
Can I be first in the queue please Mars, Pretty please wuth sugar and things on top biggrin
Jas
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Jas you can be the first every time. :twisted: lol
But i will have to fight Venus of you first. lol
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Quote by davej
eermm that word again....

Tongue sandwich :bounce:
Tonsil tickling :bounce: :bounce:
or, as it`s known on my planet........
Sucking the life-force out of unsuspecting humans! :twisted:
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Quote by neilinleeds
now while we're on the subject, how did you feel about venus snogging? just for future reference . . . . . ;-)
neil x x x x ;-)

I was fine, (the bits i was awake for) just loved Venus enjoying herself. biggrin
If she`s happy im happy
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Quote by Steve_Lincs
I think at the Notts munch everyone should snog,just to be polite,coz it's just another way of saying hello,and it's much better than a hand shake lol lol

Hell yes Steve, lovely idea. :twisted: lol lol
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
You didn't snog me !!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

You didn`t form an orderly queue! rotflmao
I`ll getcha next time! wink
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Sarge, I really do wish you stop rampaging around the Cafe making things all sticky.
GET A GRIP MAN! surprised
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For me it was a huge part of letting my hair down and getting into the party spirit. I recieved so much positive feedback when I arrived (so much so I tucked myself away in a corner at first because it was so unexpected!) that it did my self-esteem wonders. I grabbed a few pints, a few people, and went for it! It was great fun having the confidence to do so, and this is what I was exploring. To be honest although it made me feel very sexy, it wasn`t really sexual, I was just having fun with it. I snogged many people I probably wouldn`t sleep with, and a few I would, but everyone I grabbed, I grabbed because they were lovely people, and had gotten to know them on here or at previous munches.
As for ettiquette, I was very aware of the married men, and always approached thier wives, either asking them in a fun way if I could kidnap thier husbands, or in Clare`s case marching up to her and announcing that I`d just snogged her hubby. It was my way of including them. If anyone was to grab me first, I`d hope they would extend to Mar`s the same consideration, not because he would get jealous, but simply to help him to feel included. The girls I just snogged regardless, but only those who I didn`t feel would be offended, (or terrified!), and for the most part IthinkI guessed correctly when I assumed that thier partners wouldn`t be offended either.
The only one I remember grabbing aggressively and without warning (but in fun) was Neil. I just embraced the moments and if I became carried away, misreading any of those moments and did offend anyone (you have me worried Ice) I really do apologise. redface
The last thing I want to be is obnoxious! surprised
Yes, it was a lot of assumptions, but I`m fairly good at reading situations and was trying to go with the flow. It is important to me that I respect people bounderies. If I did overstep the mark, it wasn`t disrespect, but bungling. It is all shiny and new to me still. redface
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I`m collecting someone`s medical history since 1987, and writing to thier local MP. Long story, but it`s my nice thing for the week.
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I bet if we put in the effort we could come up with something. :twisted: lol
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I have been wondering since the NW munch (when we got home Venus asked me why i did not snog anyone like she did) lol , how everyone feels about blokes snogging girls and the approach that they should take in a party situation? I held back because i didn't want to offend anyone that we`re trying to make a good impression with :twisted: biggrin , so just seeing if anyone has any views on this(guys and girls).
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If anyones intrerested, i have the computer every friday night.
And im not afraid to use it lol
So if anyone finds Venus on here, beat her off with something big :twisted: lol
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