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27 Aug 2004

Quote by Countess
I love it when there is harmony in the house when everyone is getting on and there is no aruging,taking

Oh god, me too! It`s a rare thing when the two teens and the boy all play happily, but when they do, it wipes out all thoughts that maybe we are a dysfunctional family! lol

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27 Aug 2004

Abba were good for thier time, and so were the Beach Boys. You can all deny it, but I`ll bet most of you sing along when it comes on the radio!
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27 Aug 2004

Davej, you are obvoiusly missing the entire point of parenting. The idea is to torture them first. :twisted:
My eldest wouldn`t get out of bed one morning, so I up-ended a glass of milk over her head. She complained that it was a waste of milk. I assured her it wasn`t because it had been on my bedside cabinet all night and there was no way I was going to drink it with the yellow skin on top......
Get the idea............. biggrin

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27 Aug 2004

I love eating out, I love it when the kids go to bed, and the house is tidy and I can fill the place up with candles, I love it when I can dress up and go out. I love compliments, I don`t know how to receive them, but I do love them!
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27 Aug 2004

Well all I can say is, if, at the SMB, I have my hair all scooped up and beautifully coiffed, and the ultra voilet lights show up beautiful gowing little white specks in the back of my hair............this is part of the costume, honest!
I deny all suggestions that these are in fact old nits that are a bugger to remove redface

Gotta love life with kids!
Nothing living in the hair though smile

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27 Aug 2004

Just about to have a soak in the bath, WITHOUT shaving anything.
Then I might think about tidying up!
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27 Aug 2004

Are you into masochism Steve? All you need to do is ask...............
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27 Aug 2004

Ingrown hair, it`s burrowing it`s way up to my heart and is going to kill me :shock:
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27 Aug 2004

Quote by corriefem
:censored: :fuckinghell: :giveup:
Came in to bitch. Still paying for having a bald muff. It`s going to kill any hope of fun at the SMB :cry:
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Venus ffs I need to know what is a bald muff :shock: :shock: is it me in my dumb mode l redface

Oh, must be a southern thing............... lol

No Sarge, trust me on this, you DON`T want the job, if it was anybody but me who`d done the shaving I would have gone out and shot them by now!
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27 Aug 2004

:censored: banghead

:fuckinghell: :giveup:
Came in to bitch. Still paying for having a bald muff. It`s going to kill any hope of fun at the SMB :cry:
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27 Aug 2004

Only if you guess! :P
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27 Aug 2004

I`m not saying. I`d be banned on principle! redface

:shock:
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27 Aug 2004

Quote by bluexxx

Oh, ain't the law an ass!

Which is exactly why I`m about to run off to York to shoot a Scotsman with me bow and arrow! rotflmao

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27 Aug 2004

uhoh, this thread has created a monster! :shock: lol

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27 Aug 2004

Blue, calm down, I`m not sure where the law stands on buggering farmers.
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27 Aug 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Trespassing is not illegal? :shock: So if I just walked into next door's house and started watching thier TV, I would be committing no crime? Sounds rather strange to me. And signs saying "Trespassers will be Prosecuted" are all bollocks, are they? :shock:

And according to the `Dumb laws` website very true too.
/runs off to nextdoor cos they have a 24 inch widescreen...........
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27 Aug 2004

I`m thinking about it, maybe some landmark in London when we go up for the SMB.
I`m not very balsy like that though, so I`m not promising!
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27 Aug 2004

Procrastinate. I have a PHd :mrgreen:
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27 Aug 2004

Quote by jah_2uk
has to be a dish my local chippy serves up
battered mars bars
sounds gross i know but they are not bad really

Our local chippy does that too, as well as battered Snickers. I`m, tempted, purely because I cannot think of anything more unhealthy than deep frying a Mars Bar :bounce:
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27 Aug 2004

Chitterlings, home made braun, seaweed, octopus, things which were once alive in a bucket in our bathroom.....
You realise I`m scarred of course, simply from opening the family fridge as a child surprised

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27 Aug 2004

POST WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!
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27 Aug 2004

I used to be a vegetarian, back when the most exciting shop food was bean burgers, or nut roasts. The selection they have today is great. I couldn`t get my head around making up the lost vitamins with lentils etc, so lived off of cheese and onion pasties when I was pregnant. My blood tests showed I was heading toward gestational diabetes (something to do with the amount of pastry I was eating believe it or not) so I quit.
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26 Aug 2004

Quote by Lordship
or maybe its you that should be looking to do something else between wanks - like protect your customers.

He isn`t selling anything, it`s a free site. God knows why when he has to put up with this crap.
People might want to remember that.
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26 Aug 2004

Calista hun, me and you both, thanks for the PM (((HUGS)))
I made a few posts though, you ruddy malingerer! :P
TnH, having met your tribe, I hope everything is better now?
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26 Aug 2004

And where the bloody hell did you think you were going?! :taps foot:
Sorry, not happening, they don`t let people get away in here........ surprised

You just have to get yourself to a munch one day! I`m sure one will happen that you can get to passionkiss

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26 Aug 2004

Hate it. I have a reputation for getting violent when tickled, not just with the arm flailing, but my mood snaps too.
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26 Aug 2004

For the guys who are of the Steveg persuasion........
Roman
Egyptian
Indian brave
Pirates of the Carribian
Aladdin
Tarzan
Toreador
New Romantic
Aztec
All of which can be toned up/down to be as naked as wished!
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26 Aug 2004

Anyone personally effected or just interested might like to take a look at this site -
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26 Aug 2004

Short scruffy nutter. :bounce:
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26 Aug 2004

Quote by morbiusUK
Hey Angel.................surely you want Tim in your box :twisted:

She can wait in queue like everyone else! duel

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