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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83
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Oh my god yes! My Mother-in-law!
Bless her, she`s completely housebound, and alone now since she lost her husband. She is everlasting trying to improve the quality of her life by buying gadgets. She hoards, so did her husband. After he passed away, and she was in hospital, I went round there to clean things up. Things had gotten pretty out of hand
. There we no fewer than 10 unopened betterware boxes, stuff she`d obviously had more pleasure in ordering than actually using, and much more in the cupboards. Choosing this stuff, and waiting for it to turn up must have been the highlight of her life for her, like Christmas. It`s very sad really. She still orders stuff, not so often, but now it gets opened......
and sits in the kitchen unused!
Venusxxx
Bless her, she`s completely housebound, and alone now since she lost her husband. She is everlasting trying to improve the quality of her life by buying gadgets. She hoards, so did her husband. After he passed away, and she was in hospital, I went round there to clean things up. Things had gotten pretty out of hand
. There we no fewer than 10 unopened betterware boxes, stuff she`d obviously had more pleasure in ordering than actually using, and much more in the cupboards. Choosing this stuff, and waiting for it to turn up must have been the highlight of her life for her, like Christmas. It`s very sad really. She still orders stuff, not so often, but now it gets opened......and sits in the kitchen unused!
Venusxxx
Down here we have less unemployment, less crime, and less fun!
Maybe we are all too busy working! :P
Seriously though, our nearest city is very pretty, very clean, and very anal. There are no Arcades (been suggested and squashed) no nightclubs (been suggested and squashed), when someone jokingly put a sign up on a recently vacated McDonalds saying `Ann Summers opening here shortly` the locals went nuts!
We had a comedy club, but the posters they put up advertising comedy nights caused offense.
Could you imagine the mayhem if someone tried to open a swinging venue?! :shock:
I do like it down here for various reasons (the milder weather for for a start!) but you can all see why we travel.
Venusxxx
Maybe we are all too busy working! :P
Seriously though, our nearest city is very pretty, very clean, and very anal. There are no Arcades (been suggested and squashed) no nightclubs (been suggested and squashed), when someone jokingly put a sign up on a recently vacated McDonalds saying `Ann Summers opening here shortly` the locals went nuts!
We had a comedy club, but the posters they put up advertising comedy nights caused offense.
Could you imagine the mayhem if someone tried to open a swinging venue?! :shock:
I do like it down here for various reasons (the milder weather for for a start!) but you can all see why we travel.
Venusxxx
Oh Alex, that sucks! I`m a lazy cow, and have been hovering on 94% for too long, electing to delete of few of the recent PMs instead when needed., Now we need to go through pages and pages of stuff in order to save contact details etc, but we never do. I`m always too busy posting! The idea of losing the lot bites! 
Venusxxx
Venusxxx
Quote by Reese
A couple of us have been remaniscing, and are thinking of going `Gothed up`.....
Will you all still love me if I turn up looking like something from `Frightnight`?!
Venusxxx
Venus~
You realize, of course, that if you do come "all gothed up", you'll have a hard time prying Vix off of you.
~Reese!
Gosh, now that really does discourage me!
Venusxxx
Quote by well_busty_babe
ok peeps.. after consulting with my fashion advisor (venus) and looking at some pics on line.. i have decided i am going to go as a belly dancer (oi.. you at the back.. stop sniggering!!!).
well i SAY i am going to go as a belly dancer.. however.... i actually have to make the costume.. and for someone who can not even thread a needle... thats no mean feat.
all i can say is that.. i will be the one in yards of colourfull fabric... if i resemble a belly dancer... then all the better.
WBB
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Oh, I just noticed! That`s right, name me! Now I`ll get the blame if it goes pear-shaped!
Venusxxx
Quote by Danny777
Jonny ball, that man should be knighted, or at least given job back on the telly educating the kids! he could make the phone book sound interesting.
My 1st post btw, hi all.
We met Zoe Ball and hubby at a club, Zoe Ball was sat with us in the chill out room, and a mate who was totally smitten, couldn`t get his head around the idea of approaching her, he just sat around the other corner of a wall she was propped up against. Exasperated, I marched up to her, and asked her to say hi to my besotted friend, which she did of course. His knee trembling first line to the woman of his dreams?
`Um, hello, I really liked your dad on TV` :doh:
Venusxxx
Quote by Lovecommando
Well I must admit Steve was a surprise as his avatar doesn't do him justice. I thought he might be a moody fecker but he was completely the opposite, really friendly and dare I say it 'cute'. He looked so much younger he could almost be in a boy band.
LC
His Av doesn`t do him justice, and if I remember correctly, that is exactly what Mars told him as soon as we introduced ourselves.
Venusxxx
