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Well `hey ho` as Mark says, perhaps my email was polite enough to point this out. However, if they`ve been on TV recently (I can`t get channel 5) they might be overwhelmed with emails as it is...possibly of the `you will all burn in hell` variety.
At least all us deviants can keep each other company in the afterlife, no matter what we all look like!
Venusxxx
At least all us deviants can keep each other company in the afterlife, no matter what we all look like!
Venusxxx
Quote by yin yang
feel sorry for all of the balding men (of which i am not one...yet) who have read Foxybum's entry. With a bum like that, all of the baldies will be wishing they can flick back some hair (like the man in the Hamlet Ads??) to 'do it' for Foxybum LOL!!!
I dont really see an individual has any problems in any field of attractiveness because they have something missing?
Baldness is a siign of too much testestorone.........make what you will of that, because I for one have a field day with Mars :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by surreycouple2003
The Radlett parties are a commercial venture.
The guy running them is a business man and has targeted a specific segment of the market.
He obviously feels that larger people are not in keeping with the image he is trying to create.
If he was just mercenary as one person put it he would invite anyone that was happy to pay, however he is actually reducing the amount of potential clients by not allowing larger people to attend.
Personally I dont see anything wrong with that.
Dxx
Yet he states there is no restriction on physique , then follows up with a comment which is not welcoming to all. I have a problem accepting anything which is so badly thought out and is likely to make people feel bad about themselves.
Venusxxx
:twisted: Quote by MISSCHIEF
Way to Go Helen!!!!!
Well Done!
Have enjoyed getting to know you over your 1000 posts, you've become a good mate and I look forward to getting to know you even more over your next 1000 too! :cheers:
Misshief, my glasses have been missing for weeks, and you are NOT helping!
Venusxxx
Quote by warwick
thanks for your kind wishes
I have just been told my op has now been postponed untill sometime in October
So untill then I will just have to grin and bare it
Sorry that hit a nerve. I know someone who is being so messed around by the establishment, and is in so much pain, that he has contracted another possibly terminal illness, depression, and it`s all his friends can do to keep him hanging on.
But nuff of that, what do you need massaged hun
Venusxxx
Ok, well I kept mine short and sweet, I`ll bounce it off of you guys first 
If they bully me I`ll blame you lot
Venusxxx
Hi, we were looking at your site with interest. You certainly seem to have a great set up there. Only one thing in the wording concerned us, and I hope you don`t mind us pointing it out to you. I am sure you wish to attract as many people as possible, and the following is a little off putting;
Attendance profile drifts with time, but the average age seems currently to be around 35. There is no restriction on age or physique, but it has been many months since we saw any one who had lost pride in their appearance to the extent of being fat.
It`s not always about `losing pride`, many so called `fat` people look great, many others prefer this build, and still there are others who unsure of thier own figure who may feel they are being looked upon as `prideless` if they visited your establishment. I`m sure you can appreciate how this could make a person feel.
I hope you take this into consideration,
If they bully me I`ll blame you lot
Venusxxx
Quote by anais
Its good to part of a site that doesn't judge others and takes you as your are!
You know, I was so excited when I found this site, but that couldn`t compare with the mounting excitement I felt each day when I realised that I could totally be myself.
I was beginning to think there was no niche for me in society...........
There probably shouldn`t be
Venusxxx
How to catch a goth
Why catch a goth?
# It deserves it, that devil-worshipping pansy.
# Because you can. (Ethical and moral considerations! I raise my middle finger at you!)
# If you treat it right, it may never want to leave ;-)
# Borrowing its stuff is cheaper than buying your own.
# It bit you in the neck.
# For sport, why else?
# Goths taste like chicken.
# Because of the lack of natural predators, the population must be culled periodically, or there will not be enough speed, and many will have to actually sleep- it's a humanitarian thing, really.
Trapping
* Step 1: Plant your area with large rose bushes. Make sure they produce black or red roses, and have long, sharp thorns. Let the bushes grow out of control, until your area looks overgrown and romantically neglected. This is the bait.
* Step 2: When your prey walks by the trap, he will feel an overwhelming desire to write poetry about it, or should he not be poetically inclined (gasp!), sit in the middle of it and contemplate death. He will approach the roses, leading you to...
* Step 3: The fishnet, lace, or other material worn by your prey will catch on the thorns, rendering him motionless. If you leave clove cigarettes within reach and pump Bauhaus into your area, you can keep your goth fresh until your semi-annual goth harvest.
Hunting by Stealth
* Step 1: Dress in your best blaze black and carry a baseball bat. Drive to an area with a high gothic concentration and mingle with your possible prey. Find a member of whichever sex you may be attraced to. Lower its defenses with Jello shots or other mind-altering substances.
* Step 2: If you can lure it outside with offers of sex, do it. Otherwise, knock it unconscious. Tie its wrists and ankles with its own dog collar and bondage bracelets and sling it over the hood of your car. Tie down securely.
* Step 3: Go home, point to the thorny brambles in your yard and the bodies hanging from them, and say ominously, "That could have been you." This will convince your goth to stay.
Surprise Attack
* Step 1: Go to your local Goth club. Use any means necessary to get close to the DJ. Have someone create a diversion while you replace his CDs with Spice Girls, Hanson, N Sync, and the Backstreet Boys. Put in your earplugs and wait for the fun.
* Step 2: When he plays the switched CDs, everyone in the area will fall to the ground in pain. They will eventually become limp and comatose. Walk among them and choose your prey.
* Step 3: Put it in your car and revive it with Sisters of Mercy. The bubble-gum pop experience will have had the effect of a frontal lobotomy. Goths caught in this manner are extremely docile, with a tendancy towards drooling.
Congratulations! You've caught a goth! But how do you know it's really a goth? What if it's a Spooky Kid, Mansonite, or Quantum? Here's a handy test to see if that vision in black really is a goth. If your quarry meets these specifications, be happy (or forlorn, if you will), for you have caught yourself an authentic!
* It is sickened by the country-style decor in your kitchen.
* It points out the window at all the other goths caught in your rosebushes, and gives you a longwinded speech about how they are NOT goth.
* It is NOT goth.
* You may not be able to ascertain its gender from physical examination.
* It just won't shut up about all those 80s bands.
* Ankhs, ankhs everywhere.
If, however, your prey is more similar to these specs, put it back on your rosebushes to starve or be picked up by its mom.
* Wearing any Marilyn Manson clothing
* Ugly, ugly, UGLY makeup.
* Gives a long explanation of what Goth is, with contradictions all over the place.
* Is wearing blue jeans or khakis, or anything from the (shudder) Gap.
* Is a girl scout, salesman, or Jehovah's Witness. (Don't put the trap in the front yard, people!)
It's very pretty, but what do you DO with it?
* The obvious- sex slave.
* Glue a lantern to its hand and make it a darker sort of lawn jockey.
* Diminutive Perky Goths make excellent garden gnomes.
* Goths with big hair can be used to dust those high, hard to reach corners.
* Film your own sequel to Edward Scissorhands.
* Pretend it's your offspring, you get to be on talk shows!
* It'll make a good test subject, as long as you are willing to inject him with drugs.
* It'll introduce you to all the best people.
* Improve your trap- put it in the yard with a sign that says "Goth Babe/Boi of the Week" over it.
* Send it out to buy you that bondage gear you've always been afraid to shop for.
* It'll make you feel reassuringly normal.
Venusxxx
Why catch a goth?
# It deserves it, that devil-worshipping pansy.
# Because you can. (Ethical and moral considerations! I raise my middle finger at you!)
# If you treat it right, it may never want to leave ;-)
# Borrowing its stuff is cheaper than buying your own.
# It bit you in the neck.
# For sport, why else?
# Goths taste like chicken.
# Because of the lack of natural predators, the population must be culled periodically, or there will not be enough speed, and many will have to actually sleep- it's a humanitarian thing, really.
Trapping
* Step 1: Plant your area with large rose bushes. Make sure they produce black or red roses, and have long, sharp thorns. Let the bushes grow out of control, until your area looks overgrown and romantically neglected. This is the bait.
* Step 2: When your prey walks by the trap, he will feel an overwhelming desire to write poetry about it, or should he not be poetically inclined (gasp!), sit in the middle of it and contemplate death. He will approach the roses, leading you to...
* Step 3: The fishnet, lace, or other material worn by your prey will catch on the thorns, rendering him motionless. If you leave clove cigarettes within reach and pump Bauhaus into your area, you can keep your goth fresh until your semi-annual goth harvest.
Hunting by Stealth
* Step 1: Dress in your best blaze black and carry a baseball bat. Drive to an area with a high gothic concentration and mingle with your possible prey. Find a member of whichever sex you may be attraced to. Lower its defenses with Jello shots or other mind-altering substances.
* Step 2: If you can lure it outside with offers of sex, do it. Otherwise, knock it unconscious. Tie its wrists and ankles with its own dog collar and bondage bracelets and sling it over the hood of your car. Tie down securely.
* Step 3: Go home, point to the thorny brambles in your yard and the bodies hanging from them, and say ominously, "That could have been you." This will convince your goth to stay.
Surprise Attack
* Step 1: Go to your local Goth club. Use any means necessary to get close to the DJ. Have someone create a diversion while you replace his CDs with Spice Girls, Hanson, N Sync, and the Backstreet Boys. Put in your earplugs and wait for the fun.
* Step 2: When he plays the switched CDs, everyone in the area will fall to the ground in pain. They will eventually become limp and comatose. Walk among them and choose your prey.
* Step 3: Put it in your car and revive it with Sisters of Mercy. The bubble-gum pop experience will have had the effect of a frontal lobotomy. Goths caught in this manner are extremely docile, with a tendancy towards drooling.
Congratulations! You've caught a goth! But how do you know it's really a goth? What if it's a Spooky Kid, Mansonite, or Quantum? Here's a handy test to see if that vision in black really is a goth. If your quarry meets these specifications, be happy (or forlorn, if you will), for you have caught yourself an authentic!
* It is sickened by the country-style decor in your kitchen.
* It points out the window at all the other goths caught in your rosebushes, and gives you a longwinded speech about how they are NOT goth.
* It is NOT goth.
* You may not be able to ascertain its gender from physical examination.
* It just won't shut up about all those 80s bands.
* Ankhs, ankhs everywhere.
If, however, your prey is more similar to these specs, put it back on your rosebushes to starve or be picked up by its mom.
* Wearing any Marilyn Manson clothing
* Ugly, ugly, UGLY makeup.
* Gives a long explanation of what Goth is, with contradictions all over the place.
* Is wearing blue jeans or khakis, or anything from the (shudder) Gap.
* Is a girl scout, salesman, or Jehovah's Witness. (Don't put the trap in the front yard, people!)
It's very pretty, but what do you DO with it?
* The obvious- sex slave.
* Glue a lantern to its hand and make it a darker sort of lawn jockey.
* Diminutive Perky Goths make excellent garden gnomes.
* Goths with big hair can be used to dust those high, hard to reach corners.
* Film your own sequel to Edward Scissorhands.
* Pretend it's your offspring, you get to be on talk shows!
* It'll make a good test subject, as long as you are willing to inject him with drugs.
* It'll introduce you to all the best people.
* Improve your trap- put it in the yard with a sign that says "Goth Babe/Boi of the Week" over it.
* Send it out to buy you that bondage gear you've always been afraid to shop for.
* It'll make you feel reassuringly normal.
Venusxxx
Quote by Steve_Lincs
OMG! It must have been all the penis`s.........
I was terribly distracted!
Venusxxx
And you call me a tart,and i take it by penis's you were referring to our manhoods and not the fact were all cocks.
Well, there was one cock there who managed to piss off just about everybody! Noone from the munch though!
Venusxxx
