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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Goth can be very sexy if done right.
My daughter does it right surprised , therefore Goth should be banned.
Venusxxx
Quote by celticq
I have managed to overcome my towel phobia :shock:

I was amazed at how relaxed I was with getting naked in front of everyone. I can thank everyone at the munch for that, they made everything feel so natural :love:
Venusxxx
and thunder and lightening will always happen at the exact same time, no matter where you are.
Venusxxx
Bleako! Then I personalised it and became some strange hybrid between bleako and Punk.
Where the hell was the goth stuff when I was young enough to wear it?!
Although, next time I wear that black dress, I`m not poncing about in stupid little sandals, if my daughter ever manages to get a pair, I`ll be wearing her new rocks with it! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
I didn`t tell your mum to get preggers! Ask your dad, he`s responsible, not me! :P
Venusxxx
This cafe is..................
Stopping me from going to the loo, I`m busting for a pee!
Note to self; PC in every room!
Venusxxx
Since when did I owe you a shag?! I didn`t drink one of your pints at the munch too did I?! surprised
Venusxxx
It`s the wedding of my old boss, she scares me :shock: ! Besides, my daughter might be one of the bridesmaids. Sorry pet :therethere:
Venusxxx
Quote by CarrieAnn
Yeah, I know what you mean Venus. I really don't mind mischievous kids but that was just bloody dangerous mad It's just a good job that it wasn't an elderly person - who knows what might have happened!
CA xxx

Well, you might have caught them for a start, they can`t run so quick! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
((((((((hugs))))))))
Awww Carrie, I`m just glad you weren`t hurt. Some people have no sense mad
Venusxxx
Hey there Satin! Good to see you on biggrin . It was great meeting you both at the munch, we were the ones who told you too look after Blue at the club when she turned green!
Venusxxx
lol, I resisted the urge for a KFC! I swore before I left, that although it smells divine, and I always crave it, it always ends up being the greasy shite I regret!
Venusxxx
Davej, we feel your pain! We managed to find Manchester, I became confused by the little red circles with two numbers in them at the junctions, Mars (and he will deny this) bellowed `which one! Make your f*cking mind up!` at which point we ended up driving toward Bolton, with the roadmap on the floor, and me refusing to navigate anymore.
Men can be so mean evil
Jas and Tim gave me the biggest hugs when we finally arrived at the Hotel, my face said it all really!
I refused to navigate out of Manchester too. Guess who made the road to Bolton again without any `help` from me! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Steve, if you are only as old as the woman you feel, I guess that makes you about 32 then wink
Venusxxx
WBB, you HAVE to come, who will I blame for my behaviour if you don`t?
I don`t do responsibilty! surprised
Venusxxx
Well, no helpful tips, as it`s our first time, but we would dearly love to try to catch up wih forum members. We are hoping that there will be areas, or info boards about the different personas there, and were going to try to get members to flock to a swinging relevent area! As Steve points out, we`ll probably get lost in the masses, but it won`t stop us trying!
I`ll be the one with a headress made out of peacock feathers, and Mars will be wearing the Military Jacket (with tails). If you see a couple wearing those, take that as your signal to come say hello, or run, whichever applies!
Steve, made up your mind what you are going as yet?
Venusxxx
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Steve thinks that they may need a closer inspection just to make sure(and he calls me a tart!!) lol

I beg to differ. I have rarely met a bigger tart than Steve! lol
Venusxxx
Neil, we couldn`t possibly let you go anywhere, not given the way you snog! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Clare, we would be more than happy to chip in for a Kareoke DJ, if enough people are also chipping in! It`s addictive! lol
Venusxxx
Well, we just woke up! We only lay down for a nap, the boy was watching TV (our bed is in the living room), and I woke up at to find him fully dressed and crashed out on the sofa with the TV still on! We were comatose for 12 hours!
I am such a bad mother surprised
Mars has missed work (he has to be there at or not at all)
I hurt all over.
It was worth it! biggrin
Venusxxx
Quote by Stuart_Tanina
Hi Clare & Steve
Crikey..........just how addictive are thes munches???
Stuart & Tanina hump xxx

Tell us about it! surprised
Venusxxx
Ok, now I`m seeing people on your list who should have been on mine, and my post was huge! redface
Clare, the pleasure was alllllllll mine, I assure you! biggrin
Venusxxx
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Last night was our first munch,and god we loved it biggrin biggrin biggrin
We werent half as nervous as we first thought we'd be,everyone was great,sooo bizarre meeting everyone face to face and seeing that they all do really exist!!!! lol

Oh crikey, I forgot it was your first! Maybe I should have been a little more gentle............
Naaaah :twisted:
Venusxxx
OMG Where do I start?!
Well after feeling a little overwhelmed at first, I really let go! I can honestly say that although I have never been one for sitting on the sidelines, I have never behaved so wild at a party in my life! You guys were absolutely fantastic, and in being so you all released my inner beast, and I loved every minute it! I had an `all about meeeeeee` night, and nobody minded surprised
It was so liberating to know that not only could I behave like a complete show off, make a spectacle of myself, and become a wanton snog machine, that people there were finding it all as fun as I was, and not rolling thier eyes at the self absorbed tart in the black dress lol
But OH MY GOD, I was such a hussy surprised
But I only cringed a little when I woke up this morning! lol I`m sure I will calm down in time!
If I could take back any moment, it would be my `Michael Jackson` moment. Busty told me we were up for the Kareoke (sp?) and without waiting I walked center floor, and flung myself at the stage, thinking Busty was right behind me, only to find out that she was nowhere to be seen because I hadn`t waited for her next sentance which was `straight after the thank you speeches`
Yes, if there had been a hole, I would have crawled into it redface
This from the girl who didn`t know if she would have the nerve to get up there and sing (or squawk as the case may be)
My conversation with Mars on the way home was very telling.
Before we hit Birmingham..........
`How many people did I snog?` (really, I have no idea)
Just outside of Birmingham.........
` :shock: Who nibbled on my boob?! :shock: `
Halfway home........
Oh my god! I played an air guitar didn`t I? :shock: redface
Thankyou so much Busty for talking me into it, I had an awesome time onstage. biggrin
Stuart, you don`t get a thankyou because you outstaged us and we are righteously pissed at you! :P
Clare and Steve, Morbius and Calista, it was great to finally meet you, as it was Ice, Judy, Neil, Alex, Sarge (I really enjoyed our chat, you give me too much justice), Mal, Mark and Helen.......oh god, I could go on forever!
Sarge I can report is a complete nutter, who put us all to shame in the jungle gym and poked me..........
in the eye!
Some of you I`ve met before, and it was fantastic to meet you again (Marcuso, I`d like to add at this point that you are an ANIMAL! lol )
Jas and Tim, thankyou for taking us under your wing at the club afterward (and letting Tim be my `pet Tim` for some of the night poke ) and also for enduring our total invasion of your privacy this morning (don`t mind us, we`ll just sit here drinking our coffee whilst you both sh*t, shower, and shave)
In short you all helped us to become relaxed enough that anything that we did seemed as natural as drawing a breath. smile
SteveG and Vicky, you put a tireless amount of work into organising this, and we want you both to know that to most it means so much more than just getting rat-arsed! Thankyou so much.
But my biggest thankyou is to Mars, who was absolutely exhausted by the time we arrived, and although he wasn`t up to much partying, did a sterling job of making sure we got to see and do as much as possible. Thankyou hun, I know you were dead on your feet. kiss
Erm, I think that`s about it lol
Venusxxx
Ginger, we are so glad it wasn`t broken after all, you were in such terrible pain, we really felt bad for you. Mars was absolutely mortified that he brushed your foot whilst passing you, yet despite your pain you still took time out to reassure him that you held no ill will (unlike the second twat who was there when it happened and dealt a more devastating blow, then stood there as if to say `what did I do dunno ` rolleyes )
I learnt something about myself! I can stand blood and guts, but I can`t bear watching people in pain. It was nothing personal when I disappeared, I`d have liked to help, but was beginning to pull a whitey! I would have been more of a hinderance than a help! redface
I`m so glad you had people around you who were much more useful than us!
kiss
Venusxxx
Good point Judy :thumbup: , we could always steer the conversation toward the lorry parks smile. Dad is a lorry driver, and confided to mum that there is plenty of action in those places where the drivers stop for the night, she of course confided to me, laughing at dad`s probable terror at being approached.
My dad being approached is not something I want to ponder on.... :scared:
Let`s change the subject altogether!
I have these three cats.............
:uhoh:
Venusxxx
Well, we are still here! Mum phoned and delayed the time we could drop off the boy, so our 3pm arrival will likely be now.
That won`t leave Mars alot of time to do his makeup! lol
Venusxxx