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21 Aug 2004

All that Venus said goes for me to,( not the bit about the girls school ( if only :twisted: )),
But i will not be pissed so i will most likely will thank evryone, (and i will not mind playing with some of you girls or anyone else for that matter biggrin

biggrin

lol

:twisted: :twisted: ).
I think i can say for both of us that we are so exited its going to be great just to meet everyone, not long now, im to exited to go to bed ( but it wont interfere with anything wink

wink

).
See you all soon.
Love Mars

21 Aug 2004

Im on a roll here i think this is my 6th post all in one night, must stop soon or i wont be able to post anything for at lest 8 weeks, ( going in to shock ), im gonig to need some very close attention to get me posting again :twisted: lol

lol

lol

Love Mars

21 Aug 2004

Hi, hope your night is as great as you imagine it will be and you get to do all the things you hope to do. :twisted: smile

smile

Me and Venus are going to the NW munch, and we are excited and scared to its going to be so much fun :thrilled:
Maybe you can tell us all how it went thats if you like of course, i think most of us would love to here if it was as good as you hope biggrin

biggrin

wink

:twisted:

20 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista
I am really excited about tomorrow .... in more ways than one ... it feels like christmas
Looking so forward to meeting loads of you ...

Just how me and Venus feel ,(yes this is Mars). To excited to sleep up will need to got a longgggg drive to get up there.
And i dont know why im posting this now its not like anyone will see it before tommorow. confused

confused

But just wanted to say cant wait. :bounce: :thrilled:

20 Aug 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
(and yes, I did have to stay up for Ebay, you wnat me to look like a slut at the SMB don`t you?! :twisted: )
Venusxxx

Ohhhhhhhh, but my dear you dont have to spend anything to look like a slut, you always
end up looking like a slut no matter what your wearing lol

lol

lol

lol

:twisted:

hump

Love Mars

20 Aug 2004

I won`t embarrass you all by saying this at the munch (and possibly whilst pissed) but I really wanted to say a personal thanks to some of you girls out there........
Calista, Jas, Clare, Dreamer Helen, Busty, Angel Chat, Heather, and probably more I`ll be embarassed I forgot.
Thankyou for allowing me to be so relaxed around you all.
I don`t have a good track history with girls. After having a terrible time at an all girls school, and being alienated by becoming a mum early, I eventually moved into a small-minded esate where I was often the victim of many of the bored under stimulated gossiping mothers there. I rose above it and earned the label arrogant. Needless to say most of my friends are men.
For years Mars and I have discussed the idea of me enjoying bi sex, but in the back of my mind I haven`t been able to envision this happening, simply because I`ve learnt to feel threatened by other women; until now.
Now I don`t feel the least bit intimidated by the idea of playing with some of you girls. I envision a fun relaxed `girly` time with all of you, regardless of the occassion.
This is new to me, and I`m loving it. :love:
At 32 years old, this is long overdue!
Ok, now I`ll redeem myself by posting somewhere suitably crass redface

redface

Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

YES! YES!! YES!!!
I won it! I won Mars` Adam Ant Jacket for the SMB!
steveg_nw......link removed.
Now I have to log out, because a thunderstorm has just started right above us.
But it didn`t stop me from winning the jacket! :bounce:
Gonna watch the storm, this should rock! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

Sorry, I never did do `female` very well redface

redface

I`ve only had a handbag for a year. Perhaps I`ll learn dunno

dunno

Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

Money
Empty Bounty wrapper
passport
rentcard
receipts
old bus tickets
vitamins

20 Aug 2004

Quote by Jags
Tried and ignored.
Oh well, I tried!
Venusxxx

Who said that? :shock:
Ignored??? Thought I replied... is it lost??
Lol. I meant the idea, the idea has been tried and ignored in the past lol

lol

But I`m nothing if not trying biggrin

biggrin

.
Wait til Mars finds out I can`t find our bank card now :shock:
Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

Tried and ignored.
Oh well, I tried! biggrin

biggrin

Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

Whilst we are batting ideas around, how about a `sticky` joke thread. Saves people like me seaching for an existing one, and might encourage others to post on the one thread.
Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

I did read the entire thread, and I have to say, that despite my flippancy much of the time, I echo many of the sentiments here.
There, I said it. I DO have a soul redface

redface

Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

Nine year old boy poached on toast mad

mad

Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

:P :P
Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

Pink? Frilly?!!!
No, not mine! :shock:
Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

Ok, a word with you all if you please! Ahug is a hug! Nothing more!
Now own up! Who stole my knickers! mad

mad

Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

Well said Alex. I was tempted to collect `requests` about how a person should and shouldn`t post and put them all together to show everyone how ridiculous it is all becoming.
But I figured that too would get out of hand.
Let`s just relax and have some fun yes?
Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

Ok, thankyou for sharing rotflmao

rotflmao

Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

your heart's desire is Public Service and Education
You have a number of attributes that make you an excellent candidate for a public service or education-related career. Your life is all about helping others and making a difference, so if your current job does not allow you to make a contribution as part of a team, you're likely to be very unhappy. Your especially empathetic and good at listening to others, so others trust you to lead since they know you're dedicated to doing what's best for the whole.
If you're currently not in a public service field and are unhappy with your current situation, it's likely that you're not living your life's purpose. Until you get yourself back on track, the life you dream of may never arrive.
What exactly does this 'dream job' look like? The answer lies in the combination of visions that you have for each of your 5-second lives. If you can find a way to creatively combine the various attributes of each of your dream lifetimes into one career in this lifetime, you'll be well on your way to fulfilling your heart's desire.

No bloody way I`m getting into education :shock: :shock: :shock:
I was a monster when I was teaching my 4 year olds to read! redface

redface

Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Um when I was I was 17 I went out with a really gorgeous guy who was well endowered and we could never never go the whole way long live the little willie brigade... they work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woohoo i'm in then.............not that it's small or anything redface

redface

.I think i'll stop before i look a..............oh, ive just done that redface

redface

So much reluctance on this thread, and there was me about to offer to do the measuring an all :twisted:
Oh well.
Criteria? Anything that fits I suppose :twisted:
Venusxxx

20 Aug 2004

Thanks TnH, I know how qualified your source was smile

smile

Damn good job my 13 year old is sensible!
Venusxxx

19 Aug 2004

Didn`t want the guys to feel left out.
Now who`s joining! biggrin

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Venusxxx

19 Aug 2004

No need to feel crap when there are obviously so many more here who appreciate you smile

smile

We all know wankers exist, you just happen to have come across one.
If you didn`t spot it straight away, it`s because you judge people from your own standards (aka nice ones!)
Venusxxx

19 Aug 2004

lol, another good one was............
`I received an email saying my payment didn`t go through. I`m pretty sure it`s spam, but I`m checking just in case.`
`Ok madam how do you pay`
`I use an electron card.`
`I`m sorry, we don`t accept electron`
`But I`ve been paying via electron for the past three years.`
`I`m sorry madam, but you couldn`t have been. We don`t accept electron` rolleyes

rolleyes

They don`t, but I`m guessing the sales woman I dealt with at the beginning wanted her brownie points and made an exception.
I think I know three years worth of my own bank statements
Last month I changed to Direct debit, they charged me three months worth, if I hadn`t have caught and cancelled it on the day, I would have been facing bank charges because it put my account overdrawn. As a result I couldn`t pay the vet when I told them I would, and they have now refused to treat my cats unless I have money up front in future! mad

mad

Sorry hun, I hijacked your hug thread. I`m really on a roll with Mars today! rotflmao

rotflmao

Venusxxx

19 Aug 2004

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay
on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred
to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell
you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you
press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 96.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until
a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address,
telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your
mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press
000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory
loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too
busy to talk to you."
Venusxxx

19 Aug 2004

Here it is. I am still scarred. surprised

surprised

Never did work out why I couldnt use dial up. Phoned AOL and heard a message telling us that broadband was down for BT customers in my area (no shit sherlock,I tried telling them that yesterday, but they wouldn`t listen to me ), asked AOL to help me find out what was wrong with dial up, and they kept giving me the same damn number over again to dial up on........
READ MY LIPS DIPSHITS, I CANT DIAL OUT ON THAT NUMBER, SO IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU GIVE IT TO ME!
Try this they told me, then you will be online
I try it, phone back to tell a different advisor that it wont work, and they start putting me through steps to try it again
I phone up dial up support to be told they cant help me because I am a broadband member, I explain broadband told me to talk to them because I am setting up dial up............
He says he doesnt know how he can help me
I refuse to be transferred to another adviser, my tone wasnt too happy at this point, so he puts me on hold whilst he talks to another advisor, comes back, and I discover he doesnt even know how to set up a new number on the software, and refuses to listen to me when I am telling him that the steps he is talking me through will only put me through the procedure that will get the browser to connect online to retreive access numbers. Lets just put me online to get numbers which will get me online! :crazy:
He kept getting confused because the screen he wanted me to get wasn`t appearing!
THAT`S BECAUSE YOU ARE ASKING ME TO GO TO THE WRONG SCREENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKING DEAF AND RETARDED IDIOT, YOU NEED TO GO TO EXPERT SET UP ETC
and I`VE ALREADY DONE IT ANYWAY, YOU GOT ME TO DELETE THE PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS SO YOU CAN TALK ME THROUGH IT AGAIN ONLY TO FIND YOU DONT KNOW HOW, AND REFUSE TO LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL YOU YOU ARE DOING IT ALL WRONG BUT IF YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW, ITS THIS PAGE HERE!!!!!
He asks me to try logging on, and he will phone back to see if I was successful. I knew I wouldn`t be.
ESPECIALLY AS WE`D DELETED THE EXISTING IDENTICAL ACCESS NUMBERS TWO ADVISORS HAD GIVEN ME BEFORE HIM
How the fuck does he expect me to get online with AOL with no aol access numbers at all?!!
What is so hard to understand about
Two different PCs, unformatted, formatted, two different windows systems, four different modems, (complete with drivers) three different phone cables and a phone that can connect to a working line, and the access numbers, both AOL access and net wizard access numbers not being able to connect
MUST MEAN THAT THE PROBLEM ISN`T WITH ME?!!!!
OMFG,And to think I thought I was crap at my job!
BT were just as bad
I am ditching AOL asap and taking up BT broadband, so next time I have a problem I only have to deal with one set of idiots instead of two.........
And when I phone BT to request broadband with them, that is exactly what I will be telling them.

Venusxxx

19 Aug 2004

I can empathise. I once told BT I wanted to change to BT broadband because I only wanted to deal with one set of pillocks instead of two (AOL)
They took it on the chin too! lol

lol

Oh, I have a post somewhere I can share, I`ll see if I can find it!
Venusxxx

19 Aug 2004

Hehehe, we don`t do credit cards either, it`s a card which replaces benefit books., roughly translated as 10 hours trying to contact the Inland Revenue, and still getting to talk to a machine at the end of it!
The rest works for me though :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

19 Aug 2004

Especially after a day with the MIL! surprised

surprised

Venusxxx