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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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He came back to no electricity. I was asleep redface
Something smells funny in the kitchen. I was asleep. redface
The girls went down the shop to buy catfood, and didn`t come back for hours mad
I lost the family credit card. It has 109 quid on it redface
I didn`t keep an eye on the gymnastics, he wanted to know who won. I was on here, and I don`t think he was impressed when I told him the TV was merely a burble in the background. dunno
Some people have football, he has the olympics! He was just shouting at the hockey :shock:
In my defense, I did look after his mum yesterday :uhoh:
On another note, my 13 year old just bought over the counter medication for period pains, is this allowed?!
Venusxxx
Well personally the post count doesn`t bother me. I like the creative ways people announce thier milestones (which I doubt would change) and it gives me a good opportuntiy to start a thread upon which everyone can tell me how wonderful I am, which is always nice :mrgreen: Obviously I don`t need a ranking system to tell me I am a god :smug:
If people prefer for the ranking system to go, perhaps allowing people to choose thier own titles after they reach a certain amount of posts would be fun. On some forums this can be done via the Profile tool box. It could be a great source of entertainment, but on the otherhand could also be abused, so I suppose it depends on the mental energy of the mods! Perhaps after 100-200 posts in order to weed out the trolls?
Venusxxx
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!! IT`S A VICIOUS REGIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I doing this right? :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
I love the pitstops, it gives me another opportunity to start a `look at meeeeeeee` thread!
Venusxxx (shameless as always :mrgreen:
Quote by Jas-Tim
I have nipples - can I be both then biggrin
go on go on go on go on - pretty please.
Jas
XXX

Piss off you big boobed tart.
Tim can join biggrin :bounce:
Venusxxx
Quote by well_busty_babe
i am confused as to why people keep asking to come when it has been said about 10 times in the last week that the list is closed!
surely this means that no one elses name is going to be added.. or does closed have another meaning that i am not aware of????

Not that I know of, unless one is referring to a `backdoor` in which case it means you don`t take it up the.......... lol
Venusxxx
lol, Mars says in love and war you creep up behind people and stab them in the neck!
Suddenly I am very afraid.................. surprised
Venusxxx
Debs, I have a partner who never has the time, and it hasn`t stopped me! Granted, we`ve made munches together, but October is not so very far away, it`ll give you plenty of time to save up and organise the babysitter, something we often wish we had more time for!
I always read your threads, they crack me up, so I`m afraid you are not allowed to go anywhere!
Venusxxx
Maybe she`s not dried up at all, but has been coming here for months on end........... :twisted: lol
Poor woman is just exhausted, that`s all! :P
Venusxxx
You know I never really put any thought into our username because I was just in a hurry to log in and post.....
but I couldn`t have chosen better! lol
Venusxxx
Well the description no longer applies for a start. I understand that it not all about `swapping` anymore.
Hope they are more enlightening with the actual documentary. Can`t watch it though, I can`t get Channel 5.
Venusxxx
Yep, I hate snipers too if it`s not me! lol
I`ve lost a few this week mainly to a sluggish browser...............and nattering to Busty via PM! rolleyes
Venusxxx
Goodness, I didn`t know there was an ettiquette surprised . I just try to keep the price as low as possible by not bidding a price people will try to beat, and then try to snipe it! I assumed most others try to do the same, business is business.
Guess that makes me the forum bad guy of the day redface
Venusxxx
Well done! I have a few bids to watch, and only ever snipe in the last few seconds, this will be a great help biggrin
Venusxxx
Sigh, it was an attempt at a lighthearted casual mode of posting, slang if you like, and was obviously wasted on you damned intellectuals!
*flounces out* :P
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
And no one's going to fall out at the Munch either, except Judy, whose bra is WAY too small!

I haven`t yet worked out whether to wear one yet :twisted:
Venusxxx
Yanno this is an interesting thread, but can we make sure noone falls out before the NW Munch?! surprised
Venusxxx
Quote by westerross
In my case it would be tolerance! rotflmao
Venusxxx

By you or of you?? lol lol lol
Of me of course! Mars just sits in his box! :twisted:
Venusxxx
:mrgreen: Mr Green without a doubt! I don`t use it much however because I can rarely be arsed to go to the second page!
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Shall we agree to differ on this one Venus? biggrin

Nah, Steves doing enough differing for the pair of us!
Venusxxx
Like my wife Clare put,its the threads,not the replies i'm on about,we all talk shite when we reply to certain quality of the thread is my issue,i'm not talking about wanting all threads to be thought provoking or perfect (i love a funny or stupid thread ie Bilko's),just a bit of thought to go into the original thread.

And I was refering to this......... rotflmao
Steve! Now look what you did! smackbottom
Venusxxx
Oh oh oh! Then we have lots of kids, get a council house, get married, and and and I can walk around scratching my arse a lot..... :bounce:
Venusxxx