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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Quote by Ice Pie
Part of Steve's complaint was about people who "only join in" confused: confused: confused: confused: confused:
I assume he is objecting to those who contribute to threads but don't start any?
Ice

Ice, I think you`ll find that it was quite the opposite. Steve was pointing out the quality of some of the topics started. The rest was just the direction the thread took.
Maybe the banter rescues some of these threads? I hope so, or I`ll be unemployed :shock:
Venusxxx
Well that all depends upon what she`s going to tinker with :twisted:
No prob, sorry if it was too OTT smile
Venusxxx
Quote by PaulnSusie
Not personal to you Steve. I've noticed that a lot of the threads get "taken over" and end up becoming a conversation between a small group of members which doesn't relate to the original thread at all. Fine if the author has no problem with it but maybe a bit frustrating if they genuinely want responses?!
Thats my take on what Paul's said anyway - Susie smile

Erm, I kinda like the banter, post a huge amount of crap, and rarely take things seriously. I DO try not to destroy a serious thread, unless it`s getting nasty, then a joke or two is usually helpful.
I`m pretty sure however that I fall into this group, so if I annoy the snot out of anyone please PM me and let me know :uhoh:
Venusxxx
Jas! If you don`t get your tits over to your messages and answer my damn PM, I`m chewing them off when I meet you and taking them home with me evil
Venusxxx
Naaah, don`t worry about it! It can be intimidating at first, but I think you`ve both done a great job at jumping in smile
Venusxxx
There are also many regular threads where new members are welcomed with open arms. I was such a member. We were all newbies once. What I didn`t realise when I first joined up is the huge amount of new members who join up in the hope for an instant shag, and post that they want to attend munches....often for an instant shag! Check out the member list and post counts, it gives a very good idea the number of people who do this. Click on a few profiles with very few posts, and I`m confident you will get an idea of what I`m talking about.
I`m sorry you feel this attitude off putting, but it does have a very real basis. Compare your observation with the amount of welcoming posts, and you might find it`s not really an `attitude` at all. smile
Venusxxx
Tuesdays joke..........
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

Venusxxx
*Venus sneaks off to delete the Busty and Mars threads she started.................. :uhoh:
Venusxxx
And it all started when you split accounts.............. :twisted: wink :P
Venusxxx
What surprised me is that I had been keeping a close eye on the hurricanes as the big one was headed straight for a good friend who lives in a trailer, she evacuated, but was unable to find anywhere for her dog. Thankfully for her (but not for those it did eventually hit) it veered off the expected path.
I had no idea about Cornwall until this afternoon. I don`t watch a great deal of TV though.
Venusxxx
Well I`ve already invited said member to my shit pit, they saw the crap car and.............
I`M STILL WAITING!
*taps foot*
(also a request for a new PC from Mars)
Venusxxx
You don`t. You buy a really crappy webcam, frustrate everyone with your fuzzy pics, and eventually a frustrated member will lend you thiers!
Much, much cheaper rotflmao
Venusxxx
I used to do weekend nights in a service station. Trust me, you were probably the best entertainment of the day! lol
Venusxxx
I was so busy PMing you I remembered Mars` leather trousers on Ebay when there was seven seconds remaining, and missed them!
They went really cheap too! evil
Tart!
Venusxxx
Would somebody PLEASE tell Mars I am NOT making him a suit of armour!
I`m good, but I`m not THAT good! :shock:
Venusxxx
I already read up on it, it said it feels like hot bacon fat being splashed on the skin, so unless I`m unconcious noone will be getting near me down there with a laser!
I`d dearly love to save up for some kind of permanant hair removal though.
Venusxxx
All my family are dark haired, it`s the bane of all the womenfolk on my side. Thankfully I`ve not yet been hit with the beards most of the older female relatives have, but when it starts it`s laser treatment for me! :shock:
Venusxxx
Now we are on page 2, (thankyou all sooooooooo much :s ) I`ll quote this, just in case.........
Quote by VenusnMars
Oh bugger! I`m a dick!
SORRY STEVE redface redface redface
It just occurred to me that we aren`t allowed to post too much detail of where we are going, practically rendering this entire thread one of my most dipshittish ever!! redface
Where`s my brain?! :doh:
Venusxxx
Venusxxx
Last report I heard there were 15 people unaccounted for. I`m hoping these were not casulties.
Venusxxx
rotflmao
to the tune of "Life on mars?" by Mr. Bowie

And I hope he appreciates it!
Venusxxx
surprised I just caught it on the news, it`s awful. I thought it was footage of Florida at first.
Best wishes to any effected by this. ((((hugs))))
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
:therethere:
Wish I could recommend something Venus - I struggle with ingrowing hairs when i shave and waxing works for me now, but having been there done that I can relate.
kiss

It helps that you posted. I didn`t want to end up being the only poor sap that shared this! redface
There are a few tips here on preventative measures

Venusxxx
I`ve come across a lot more preventative measures whilst researching (I`ll dig them out and post them) so I may give it another go, but in all honesty, trying to keep up with this is pointless if I have to worry about this shit. It`s not sexy and defeats the object. Sitting on a hot compress made out of freezer bags and tea bags in the vain hope that everything will be OK in time for the munch is not my idea of fun.! evil
Venusxxx
Quote by JudyTV
Shaun.
You have to be able to accept that the greatest asset you can acquire on here is Patience, Patience, Patience. Without it you will die a slow and horrible death on this site. I am still replying to pms from last week. If you are looking for instant results hunni this sure isn't the place. In fact I am negotiating meets with people that have contacted me weeks and weeks ago. It all takes planning due to the fact that some of us have other things in their lives to contend with such as work, shopping, social lives, eating and already trying to get the odd shag now and then from previous contacts. So, chill hunni and slow down, its a long life, usually. Some of us have to sleep too :P .
JudyTV

There`s another life?!
What is this `other life`.
Why has noone told me about this?!
Venusxxx
Blue you HAVE to go! Get the kid to look after his/herself, it`ll build confidence! rotflmao
Seriously, we both hope you can make it, we`ve been looking forward to meeting you sad
Venusxxx