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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Ok, I`m going to be frank because I have a real problem with this, and am gutted because this *may* prevent me from having as much fun as I`d like after the munch. I am so pissed. I may have to stop shaving which is awful because growing hair on my pussy is for me like walking around with hairy armpits! I`ve been shaving for years but the problems are getting more frequent, I guess because I am older now. It doesn`t help being a brunette.
Sooooo, I`m going to share this link as I had to do some research last night. I can`t be the only one who suffers like this occassionally, that`s if I`m right in guessing people here are not demi gods! If you do, please step up and keep me company redface redface :cry:


Could use a hug, it hurts sad
Venusxxx
Quote by juliett49
What are we doing after the munch? Ooooooooh Venus shame on you hunny! Don't you feel bad? Aren't you ridden with guilt? Lmao, just joking.
All we're doing is hoping to meet some new people and make some new friends, whatever we do after that is a bonus.
See you Sat
Jules n Dave

Crawling back into my hole now people. THANKYOU FOR BEING SO UNDERSTANDING! redface wink lol
I was multitasking ok? Please let that be my excuse!
Venusxxx
Blue, I have to admit that guys in womens underwear has never really been my thing. I tend to giggle, or have visions of Norman Bates! However, I`ve always loved your site and I think I`m becoming a convert! :shock:
The pictures are fantastic worship
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Well i had to test the camera, and trying to get you away from the computer when the kids are in bed ( like last nigth) wink :twisted:
Be no you had to stay on so you could get things from Ebay.
Anyway you did not see all the pics i took did you :twisted:
Love Mars

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, if the pics you`ve taken are anything closely related to the way you were trying to get me off the PC last night I`m allllllllllll yours :twisted:
(and yes, I did have to stay up for Ebay, you wnat me to look like a slut at the SMB don`t you?! :twisted: )
Venusxxx
Just looked at your updates love them to bits, they are horny as hell mmmmmm.
I wish you will update at lest once a week. :twisted: lol lol lol
Love Mars
Well i had to test the camera, and trying to get you away from the computer when the kids are in bed ( like last nigth) wink :twisted:
Be no you had to stay on so you could get things from Ebay.
Anyway you did not see all the pics i took did you :twisted:
Love Mars
Oh bugger! I`m a dick!
SORRY STEVE redface redface redface
It just occurred to me that we aren`t allowed to post too much detail of where we are going, practically rendering this entire thread one of my most dipshittish ever!! redface
Where`s my brain?! :doh:
Venusxxx
I know you`ll see this in the morning :P
When a very kind member of this site lent us a decent digital camera, I was looking forward to another photoshoot for our website, however.....
TAKING PICTURES OF THE CATS` LATEST KILL AND SETTING IT AS MY DESKTOP IS NOT, I REPEAT NOT, GOING TO TICKLE MY FANCY IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM!! evil
Venusxxx
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Thanks everyone whos posted on this so far,it good to see that you can all be so open and frank about these things,(please no being frank jokes!!)

Well, there was this guy called Frank, Irish he was................................
No? bolt
Venusxxx
I was going to ask the same. The idea of restraining my heaving bosom behind lace stays.................... :twisted:
WBB, you`d be welcome at mine any day. I was a veggie for a few years and have a daughter who is also a veggie smile
Venusxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Do you mind? I am proud of my bollocks and won't have them aired in public like this!!! mad mad mad mad mad lol lol lol lol lol

You lying great git! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Money would be great. To be without is very character building, but I`ve learnt all I can.
So can I have some now? Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaase?!
Venusxxx
If it`s not mentioned then you can roughly translate it as
`Can`t be arsed to tell you the veggie options cos you`ll eat what you`re given, you awkward cow` lol :P
Venusxxx
Somewhere on this site is a link to the actual footage.
It`s bad and wrong! :shock: lol
Venusxxx
Not a problem, I`ve always liked lap sex anyway! :twisted:
Reckon that might upset SteveNW? :uhoh:
These people out to get to the Sex Maniacs ball, they might learn something.
Venusxxx
Damn right you will! I have a feeling I`d be too exhausted for childcare!
Venusxxx
WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS UPDATE WHEN THE KIDS ARE UP?!!!
This site happens to be one of my favourites!
Venusxxx
I`m not sure any gap is ideal! The two girls we had close together for company etc, but now they are teens it`s a nighmare, and the sibling rivalry really set in when we had the boy, they never seemed as close (although I`m sure they are)
The boy however just constantly gets into thier faces. It was nice to have the gap, as when the girls were at school, it was like having our first child again. So good to be able to give one on one attention, but the girls can be so rotten to him at times.
Of course at other times they can be entertaining and responsible, and make great babysitters!
Venusxxx
Don`t spose you`d babysit a 13 and 16 year old, both girls?!
I`ll keep the boy, he`s only nine :love:
Venusxxx
Judy, can we share a cell?! rotflmao
I`m going to clean the kitchen now, so they can trash it, eat all the food, and ask for money for more food.....................
Venusxxx
Be gentle with me, I`m on my way!
Actually, although my bum has been the bane of my life (I`m not one of those obsessive `does my bum look big` in this people, it just looks gross naked) I caught sight of it the other night, and it`s beginning to look ok!
TnH lent us a decent digital camera (thankyou) and I might just allow bum shots in the next website update. Like Calista, you guys do a fantastic job of raising peoples confidence!
Venusxxx
Quote by mal609
You will probably have your own connection in your luxurious en suite 'cell', broadband and satellite TV as well. All meals cooked for you, nobody snoring to keep you awake and probably as much girl on girl that you can cope with. and for those 'other' moments you may be missing, conjugal visits from anyone with a SH badge!!
Done the deed yet? lol
Mal
and Little Mal
wink

Good point! Plus my college courses for free no doubt!
Because prison is all about losing your freedom to roam, deny prisoners anything else and you begin to encroach on human rights! rolleyes
Let`s ignore the poor saps out there who can`t afford access to the gym, have trouble finding jobs, struggle to complete their education.................
Didn`t I just say somewhere that I don`t take myself too seriously?! redface
Venusxxx