It means you have a nicer arse than me!!!
I`m sooooooo jealous!
Venusxxx
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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by warwick
DONT DO IT
sell them on Ebay like Dawn did
you could have a nice little Holiday on the proceeds
All very well and good in theory, but I`d have to PAY someone to have my brats!
I just seperated the volitile pair, they *might* get to live.
Except now the eldest and her boyfriiend have come downstairs because they think it`s safe.............
Just waiting for round two.
Venusxxx
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Has a comment or event ever changed your life??
Last year a friend of mine at work was talking about a girl she knew,she looked at me and said "I dont want this to sound awful but i know how BIG you are but she is huge!"
Urgh! Glad that worked out positively for you Clare.
I am a small build, and was always naturally skinny, people used to comment and compliment me on this even though I was just lucky, I never needed to diet, and never put any work into staying slim, so the compliments were undeserved really.
Then I became fat. It really brought the trolls out of the woodwork
One woman approached me and asked me if I had put on weight (it was obvious, I`d gained three and a half stone) embarrassed I said yes, and she went on to say that I had been lovely and thin..............how did this happen?!`
How DARE she expect me to `explain myself`
Another `friend who I see less often, who is rather large herself, crowed enormously when she visited and saw the weight gain, she loved it, yet when she visited after I lost the wieght, she didn`t say a word. I mentioned the weight loss the last time she visited, she merely gave me a dirty look and said `yes, so I see`, no well done, nothing! I hadn`t crowed, it was just a casual mention to see if she was capable of dishing out a compliment as well as she could the pisstake. She couldn`t.
Sorry, this touched a nerve!
I lost the weight, and am still losing it. In fact I`m keeping an eye on just how much I am losing because some of it was due to illness, and at 8 1/2 stone I don`t want to lose anymore, but I am glad I lost the weight, because it just didn`t suit me, some women look great being a size 16+, I didn`t.
Hmmm, things that changed my life?
When it was pointed out to me that I was my own worse bully. I am much more relaxed about how I react to given situations now, I no longer go home and flay myself for not doing things differently..........well, not too often anyway!
Oh, and succumbing to depression a few years ago. Natures wake up call for not spotting things for myself. Did me a HUGE favour in the longrun.
Venusxxx
Quote by WibblyWobbly
5. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!
My birthday is Christmas Eve. I learnt very early to shout about my birthday from the rooftops!
You have four months to start saving for a pressie people!!!
*stomps foot
Venusxxx (an only child)
I wouldn`t change much. What I`ve lived (good and bad) has made me the person I am today, who I quite like (I could be biased though!). If I had to change anything I`d wish that I had learnt lessons quicker, and hope that there are not too many lessons left to learn....
The rest I`ll do by myself!
Venusxxx
The rest I`ll do by myself!
Venusxxx
Quote by Angel Chat
and if there is a thread dedicated to freezing one's ugh...I don't even want to talk about it.... you know what I'm referring to, and it offends me to think that the thread creator seemed to think we as a group would be interested.
Now I`m REALLY curious!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
One Aol which I kept getting kinky ony on so I made.........
another AOL which I kept getting kinky on, so I made
Another AOL for business only AND I behaved on it.
A account and..............
another acount for the pair of us to get kinky on. :twisted:
(actually I don`t cam anymore, the novelty wore off, but you get the picture!)
Oh, and a website account.
Venusxxx
another AOL which I kept getting kinky on, so I made
Another AOL for business only AND I behaved on it.
A account and..............
another acount for the pair of us to get kinky on. :twisted:
(actually I don`t cam anymore, the novelty wore off, but you get the picture!)
Oh, and a website account.
Venusxxx
Mars is going as Adam Ant. A very CHEAP Adam ant! Ebay has a military jacket we can afford, but whether he still can by the time the Auction is closing remains to be seen, plus, by the time we get it, it would leave me very little time with which to work on it. It needs more buttons and braiding.
Boots! What a nightmare! He needs overknee Cavalier type boots, and a tricorn hat, which I could make, but it will probably turn out pants! I`ve looked at ex-hire, but the costumes are `one size fits all`, which not only look pretty tacky, but are hardly close fitting, not sexy. Belts and other accesseries are no problem.
We are going up to the NW Munch next week, so Mars suggested we check out some of the cheaper shops up there. He suggested Army surplus shops etc.
Any ideas which would point us in the right direction would be appreciated.
Cheers,
Venusxxx
Boots! What a nightmare! He needs overknee Cavalier type boots, and a tricorn hat, which I could make, but it will probably turn out pants! I`ve looked at ex-hire, but the costumes are `one size fits all`, which not only look pretty tacky, but are hardly close fitting, not sexy. Belts and other accesseries are no problem.
We are going up to the NW Munch next week, so Mars suggested we check out some of the cheaper shops up there. He suggested Army surplus shops etc.
Any ideas which would point us in the right direction would be appreciated.
Cheers,
Venusxxx
Unfortunately I hear that waxing can make it worse, the hair is getting pulled by the root, has to start growing under the skin, and if the follicle has closed over, you get the ingrowing. Close shaving, creams, anything that gives you a decent smooth feel is likely to come back and bite you on the arse if you are prone to it.
Pisses me off.
I have a very problematic ingrowing hair right where I don`t want it, or can reach it for that matter
WHAT THE HELL DO I DO ABOUT THAT?!
Venusxxx
Pisses me off.
I have a very problematic ingrowing hair right where I don`t want it, or can reach it for that matter
WHAT THE HELL DO I DO ABOUT THAT?!
Venusxxx
For spending a great (albeit exhausting) day with us both!
13 hours of our company, the majority of which involved five kids.............
ARE YOU MENTAL?! :shock:
Seriously though, we both had a great time and are touched that you gave up an entire day of your short break to be with us nutters!
Hope I managed to washallthe mud off of your kids! :uhoh:
VenusnMarsxxx
13 hours of our company, the majority of which involved five kids.............
ARE YOU MENTAL?! :shock:
Seriously though, we both had a great time and are touched that you gave up an entire day of your short break to be with us nutters!
Hope I managed to washallthe mud off of your kids! :uhoh:
VenusnMarsxxx
I think it`s great that you put so much emphasis on `finding yourself`, and wish to put the same importance upon your online persona.. I don`t think it` s bollocks, I think it`s growing. It`s a rare person who remains static throughtout thier life (a sad one to boot), but even rarer is a person who cares so much about how this would effect thier account. Thankyou for sharing.
I also think it`s great that you aren`t likely to disappear
Just a thought, rather than start out as a newbie again, why not have the Mods change you name?
Venusxxx
I also think it`s great that you aren`t likely to disappear
Just a thought, rather than start out as a newbie again, why not have the Mods change you name?
Venusxxx
