Quote by well_busty_babe
i reckon he is in his 30s and quite young and trendy looking.
Roughly translated as `born in the thirties and is mutton dressed as lamb!`
Venusxxx
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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
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Oh, before I go to bed, did I mention I`m giving up smoking in order to keep up with you lot?!
That was the compromise to justify going to this thing given we have been to two munches, have two more, lunch with a couple on Sat, and a private party to go to!
I`m going to have my last ciggy, and I`m off to bed.
Night all
Venusxxx
That was the compromise to justify going to this thing given we have been to two munches, have two more, lunch with a couple on Sat, and a private party to go to!
I`m going to have my last ciggy, and I`m off to bed.
Night all
Venusxxx
Sorry, I don't even know where Chichester is.
South Coast between Brighton and Portsmouth.
Mars is going as Adam Ant (I just love that new romantic shit) and I`m going to try to pull off an outfit like the girls wore in `Wild Wild West`.
I have some sewing to do methinks!
Question, will Mars` outfit pass the requirements?
Venusxxx
How many are going to The Sex Maniac Ball?!!! :bounce:
How many friends do we have who are going to The Sex Maniacs ball AND driving past Chichester?!!!
We did a real life friend a favour some time ago, who knows I love designing erotic clothes, and knows the crap we`ve been through lately (and heard me bitch cos we couldn`t afford it), so guess what our early Xmas pressie was?!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I`m soooo excited!
But, we could still use a little help. We want to avoid driving to London and parking there the night as the car is due for it`s MOT and is unlikely to pass, plus parking somewhere secure is not cheap, as we have discovered before when clubbing up there in the past. The train will cost the earth, and we still need money when we get there. If we could split petrol money and parking charges it would be a huge help. I still need to be sensible about our current situation but there is no way on earth I am letting this opportunity slip by!
Aside from that.....
WHO`S GOING? :bounce:
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? :bounce::bounce:
HOW ARE WE GOING TO IDENTIFY EACH OTHER WHEN WE GET THERE?! :bounce:
Venusxxx
How many friends do we have who are going to The Sex Maniacs ball AND driving past Chichester?!!!
We did a real life friend a favour some time ago, who knows I love designing erotic clothes, and knows the crap we`ve been through lately (and heard me bitch cos we couldn`t afford it), so guess what our early Xmas pressie was?!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I`m soooo excited!
But, we could still use a little help. We want to avoid driving to London and parking there the night as the car is due for it`s MOT and is unlikely to pass, plus parking somewhere secure is not cheap, as we have discovered before when clubbing up there in the past. The train will cost the earth, and we still need money when we get there. If we could split petrol money and parking charges it would be a huge help. I still need to be sensible about our current situation but there is no way on earth I am letting this opportunity slip by!
Aside from that.....
WHO`S GOING? :bounce:
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? :bounce::bounce:
HOW ARE WE GOING TO IDENTIFY EACH OTHER WHEN WE GET THERE?! :bounce:
Venusxxx
Quote by midlandsmale39
pok is when something that people say is ok is really not ot ok, as in
"can i stay out boozin with the lads love all night " she says ok but really she is saying 'pok'
terrid , quite simp[ly a cross between horrid and terrible
finally
have any of you lost control of the english language after a really good orgasm , well next time it happens remembere to tell your partner you have been spuddled, thats if you can remember it at the time that is, i got really spuddled today hence the new word
Damn..........
I was so sure it was mine!
Venusxxx
`Spuddled` refers to the sexual preference of being spanked with potatoes. This is normally achieved by the use of a mechanical tennis server.
The spud equivilent of scatting involves the use of the `root` potato.
To find out more about the use of potatoes during sex, please search the internet for the terms
Spuggery
Spudomachoism
Spudosports and
Spudage.
Thankyou
Venusxxx
The spud equivilent of scatting involves the use of the `root` potato.
To find out more about the use of potatoes during sex, please search the internet for the terms
Spuggery
Spudomachoism
Spudosports and
Spudage.
Thankyou
Venusxxx
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