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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83
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Quote by easy
I'd be more interested to know how she disovered she had a passion for this activity.
OMG It's my school friend :shock:
Picture the scene, I'm 14 years old and sleeping at a girlfriend's, her mother lets her boyfriend sleep on the floor... I'm woken up by the following
*slurp rustle rustle rustle slurp*
me> :shock:
her> no, no, not there, it's down there
me> :shock: :shock:
him> *fumble fumble rustle........oh shit, I forgot the condoms
me> :shock: :shock: :shock: :eeek: :scared:
her> oh fuck........um, hang on a minute *audible crinkle of crisp packet*.......do you think we could use this?!
me>
Don't you two fucking dare!
Her> .............
Him> .............
Me> / goes back to sleep.
Venusxxx
In the past, Mars and I always used to use these abominations, personally we have always preferred sex without, now I prefer to ride him bareback. 
That said, after 18 years and three kids, I feel safe enough not to use protection with him, and I suspect the excitement encountered in a swinging situation would far outweigh any loss of sensation with others. To be honest, I can't even remember what a dressed cock feels like inside!
Venusxxx
That said, after 18 years and three kids, I feel safe enough not to use protection with him, and I suspect the excitement encountered in a swinging situation would far outweigh any loss of sensation with others. To be honest, I can't even remember what a dressed cock feels like inside!
Venusxxx
Quote by BrightonGeezer
Every now and then I love to sit in a hot bath with lots of bubbles and steam, and sink a few nice cold beers, a nice cold bottle of white wine, or maybe a gin and tonic on the rocks. I can't believe I'm the only person to enjoy such luxary.
Anyone else drink in the hot tub???
I eat, drink, read and sleep in the bath. I want a set up like they had in 'The Darling Buds of May'
It's the only room in the house where I can get any privacy, so I milk it.
Venusxxx
Quote by neilinleeds
Oh I dunno, maybe dress in gothy clothes, go to college live band pubs, that kind of thing....:mrgreen:
Venusxxx
venus? seeing as you we're voted as being no more than about 14 on a recent poll, i'd suggest looking 10 years younger is NOT the way forward as far as pubs and gigs goes?
n x x x :P
15.4 actually. :mrgreen:
Another few months, and you can stop feeling like a
Venusxxx
1. FULL NAME: pass
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: none
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Half Man Half Biscuit
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: yes
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: Bacon Baguette
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: If I was a crayon I wouldn't care what colour I'd be. I'd be a crayon :confused:
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: crap
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: A mate, I was telling him I think he's bipolar :mrgreen:
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: eyes
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: seems ok to me
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: anxious
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: coffee and cream
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Murphys
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: sex
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: brunette
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: green
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: no
18. SIBLINGS: none
19. FAVORITE MONTH: May no birthday expenses, nice weather
20. FAVORITE FOODS: carbs
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Our House
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: Halloween
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: saturday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: No
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: Yes, but prefer Bovril
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: One goes with the other
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: chocolate
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: Yes
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND me
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND my friends (they have lives)
32. SMOKE: yes
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: Terry Pratchet and a Criminal Psyche book
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: Mars is my alarm
35. FAVE SOAP : don't watch them
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: conversation
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: An American Prayer
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: buttered
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: skips
41. FAVORITE CAR: I'd love a VW camper
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: any wild flowers
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: What keyring?! Don't be silly, I can't be trusted with keys!
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: no more than two balls at a time, but I'm willing to learn :twisted:
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: friday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: Rose :P
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY:went Christmas shopping, cooked, wrapped presents.... :huh:
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: yeah, somewhere
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: Phoning the doctor to organise Hep B jabs :eeek:
50. FANCY A SHAG: does a bear shit in the woods?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: none
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Half Man Half Biscuit
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: yes
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: Bacon Baguette
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: If I was a crayon I wouldn't care what colour I'd be. I'd be a crayon :confused:
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: crap
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: A mate, I was telling him I think he's bipolar :mrgreen:
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: eyes
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: seems ok to me
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: anxious
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: coffee and cream
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Murphys
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: sex
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: brunette
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: green
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: no
18. SIBLINGS: none
19. FAVORITE MONTH: May no birthday expenses, nice weather
20. FAVORITE FOODS: carbs
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: Our House
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: Halloween
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: saturday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: No
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: Yes, but prefer Bovril
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer
27. HUGS OR KISSES: One goes with the other
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: chocolate
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: Yes
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND me
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND my friends (they have lives
)32. SMOKE: yes
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: Terry Pratchet and a Criminal Psyche book
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: Mars is my alarm
35. FAVE SOAP : don't watch them
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: conversation
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: An American Prayer
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: buttered
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: skips
41. FAVORITE CAR: I'd love a VW camper
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: any wild flowers
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: What keyring?! Don't be silly, I can't be trusted with keys!
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: no more than two balls at a time, but I'm willing to learn :twisted:
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: friday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: Rose :P
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY:went Christmas shopping, cooked, wrapped presents.... :huh:
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: yeah, somewhere
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: Phoning the doctor to organise Hep B jabs :eeek:
50. FANCY A SHAG: does a bear shit in the woods?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by neilinleeds
Mrs Venus has now been removed from my to do list................... and will be presenting mrs venus with a list of my demands soon enough. :twisted:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^OXYMORON ALERT!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mr Easy. It is with some dismay and pity that I observe that you also have succumbed to Mr Inleeds 'poor little innocent hard done by' act. It's not a difficult act to fall for, it's the one which gets him shagged, and he has perfected it well.
Perhaps you have fallen for it so easily because you have a personal interest in that direction?
No matter. I believe in letting people find their own way in life, but being the fine and forgiving person I am, I'd just like to take a moment to assure you that after Mr Inleeds has drawn you in, and sucked your brain out through your nasal passages, that I will still be here to pick up the pieces. No hard feelings.
It's difficult to hold a grudge against retards :therethere:
Venusxxx
Cheese and Branston
Cheese and Tomato
Cheese, Tomato, bacon
Cheese, Tomato, bacon, mushrooms
Cheese, Tomato, bacon, mushrooms, onion
Cheese, Tomato, bacon, mushroom, onion, peppers
Cheese and tinned tomatoes
Cheese and baked beans
Cheese and tuna
Cheese, tuna and mushrooms
I like cheese :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Cheese and Tomato
Cheese, Tomato, bacon
Cheese, Tomato, bacon, mushrooms
Cheese, Tomato, bacon, mushrooms, onion
Cheese, Tomato, bacon, mushroom, onion, peppers
Cheese and tinned tomatoes
Cheese and baked beans
Cheese and tuna
Cheese, tuna and mushrooms
I like cheese :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Now Sarge, I take great offense I do. Fake job reference indeed! Just because one of my five week placements became a thirteen month placement upon my CV doesn't indicate the ensuing reference was fake. It was merely what we refer to in the trade as 'upholstered'.
I am also very disappointed to note that that you have left Mr 'very much in touch with his feminineside' Leeds out of your equation, who, correct me if I am wrong, was seen rampaging around the Cafe last night in charge of a very suspect sense of humour.
I believe said Leeds has also kept a pretty low profile today. A clear indication of a guilty concience!
I rest my case :smug:
Venusxxx
I am also very disappointed to note that that you have left Mr 'very much in touch with his feminineside' Leeds out of your equation, who, correct me if I am wrong, was seen rampaging around the Cafe last night in charge of a very suspect sense of humour.
I believe said Leeds has also kept a pretty low profile today. A clear indication of a guilty concience!
I rest my case :smug:
Venusxxx
I used to suffer from a social phobia, which developed into agrophobia, which was diagnosed and treated. For those who haven't already met me at a munch etc, I can assure you I'm aaaaaaaaaall better now! :bounce: :mrgreen:
My best moment was standing on stage in front of 200 people at the NW munch with Busty singing (badly) Bohemian Rhapsody! :smug: (although I shall admit to hiding in a corner for 20 minutes after a few too many people came up and say hi when we first arrived
)
After few pints for dutch courage, I was well out there!
Venusxxx
My best moment was standing on stage in front of 200 people at the NW munch with Busty singing (badly) Bohemian Rhapsody! :smug: (although I shall admit to hiding in a corner for 20 minutes after a few too many people came up and say hi when we first arrived
)After few pints for dutch courage, I was well out there!
Venusxxx
:giggle:
I did a simliar one way back, elsewhere.
Venusxxx
I did a simliar one way back, elsewhere.
Jake- Gets a five o`clock shadow twice a day, generally walks bow-legged, chews tobacco, has a permanant squint.
Jane- Long grey haired hippy, been smoking jossticks for the past 20 years after misunderstanding someone when they told her that they mask the smell of pot. Spends her days hugging trees and telling everyone that they could all get on, and the world could be a much nicer place if only they would hold hands and sing `kom by yah`...................feel the love.
Neil- Office `party boy`, thinks everyone loves him, and likes to get `jiggy wid it`, the size of his penis can normally be judged by what's left of the rusty exhaust which keeps falling off of his ford escort.
Derek- Only gets a 5 o-clock shadow once a day, is good at everything, everyone loves him, is a man of success, drives a fast car, has gleaming white teeth and a cleft chin. Neil hates him.
Debbie- Big boobs, works the till at the local shop. Life of the party, brunette, loud, loud, loud. Is dating the local `wide boy`.
Kimberly - Wore braces at school, which were removed at 14, to reveal a stunner. Blonde hair, baby blue eyes, the boys loved her, the girls hated her, most probably a cheerleader at some point. 20 years later at the school reunion, she still has blond hair, blue eyes, the girls still hate her.
Drew, Mr Sensitive, in touch with nature, recycles, good with children, quiet, polite, caring, women love him, very, very good looking................pity he is gay.
Pat- mid 40 something, props up the bar at the local pub, uses lots of grecian 2000, plays darts, thinks he`s Elvis, very slimey with women, occassionally will hang out with a female counterpart called.....
Brenda - has a sixty a day habit, drinks gin, uses lots of rouge, leather mini skirt which has seen better days keeps catching on her belly peircing, on account its a size 12 skirt on a size 16 belly. Calls everyone `dahlin`
Venus (edited) - small, round, and obnoxious. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by neilinleeds
i would have offered my congrats earlier, but i've been enmeshed in pschobabble all bloody day!:P
n x x x ;)
Glad you were paying attention! :P
I expect a full response on my desk in the morning! :giggle:
Thanks everyone! I'll still be posting betweeen times. Difference is I'll be needing to unwind, so I either be turning back into Sarge, or worse-case scenario, resurrecting the abuse thread :twisted:
The female Ice Pie may well retire! :lol2:
Venusxxx
I've been deactivated too, I hope Davej hasn't because he wanted to stay.
I did think about the trolling before I took part, so I don't actually feel guilty. We were having a good friendly giggle, and noone went in there with any nasty mentality, we would have allowed any one of the members to join in, and noone showed any malice. (from what I read, which I admit wasn't all)
And to a point, I agree with Blue, they set the standard when they advertise what is acceptable behaviour, and we nowhere near reached the animosity that JustaGirl was allowed to promote.
I don't have a problem with her having an opposing view, but the abuse she dished out was unnecessary, and if she was making it all up for troll purposes, then how are we to know it's not a site that allows trolling and sock-puppets?
Venusxxx
I did think about the trolling before I took part, so I don't actually feel guilty. We were having a good friendly giggle, and noone went in there with any nasty mentality, we would have allowed any one of the members to join in, and noone showed any malice. (from what I read, which I admit wasn't all)
And to a point, I agree with Blue, they set the standard when they advertise what is acceptable behaviour, and we nowhere near reached the animosity that JustaGirl was allowed to promote.
I don't have a problem with her having an opposing view, but the abuse she dished out was unnecessary, and if she was making it all up for troll purposes, then how are we to know it's not a site that allows trolling and sock-puppets?
Venusxxx
Quote by KitKat
I thought it was a cook book he was doing.
Fool's Pie
Take 3 parts gibberish, add one part drivel. Leave to stand for 25 minutes.
Add a full sulk followed quickly by a small dash of vitriol
Leave to stand overnight
Next morning, stir furiously while stamping your feet.
Top with a flounce and serve.
Oh, and don't forget, we live in a frugal age. Before you leave the kitchen, at least try and save some face.
lhk
Kat
Well, there is a very good chance he made up the story about needing to write an essay, both to suggest that he was able to manipulate people to support his theories, therefore he'd taken everyone for a fool, and as a tool to backpeddle from his original remarks.
Either way he was being an arrogant twat.
Venusxxx
I start on Monday! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
See! See!! I told you all that I had a job!!! :smug:
Some admin miscommunication had them worrying I didn't want the damn job, despite my phoning them to see how things were progressing
Human resources were not working closely enough with the person who organises my start date etc so she would be aware that the delay wasn't down to me, but was down to the fact that my previous boss is totally incapable of returning a reference.
Venusxxx
See! See!! I told you all that I had a job!!! :smug:
Some admin miscommunication had them worrying I didn't want the damn job, despite my phoning them to see how things were progressing
Human resources were not working closely enough with the person who organises my start date etc so she would be aware that the delay wasn't down to me, but was down to the fact that my previous boss is totally incapable of returning a reference.
Venusxxx
I just caught up with it all, and if his whole point was to manipulate his target audiance in order to support some psychological theory, then it was totally unethical and showed great disrespect for the people involved. It's one thing to make observations about how people interact, even to the point of adjusting your own approach so you can be received better, that shows some consideration for the people themselves, but trying to provoke and tap into negativity for selfish reasons alone is just nasty. If it's to support acedemia, then people need to know they are being used as guinea pigs. I often let people know that I gain a great deal of insight from here, I don't always say when and where, but I at least extend the honesty that I do. It's the least people deserve, and I only do it out of interest.
I think he has a great deal to learn about himself before he can jusify learning about others.
Venusxxx
I think he has a great deal to learn about himself before he can jusify learning about others.
Venusxxx
