I was distracted :twisted:
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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83
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About Your Kissing Style:
Your lips are totally kissable baby, and you know how to use them.
You are the perfect - with the right combo of lips and tongue.
It's important to flaunt it, so kiss early and often on dates!
What Your Kissing Style Says About You:
You're 100% hot, and you know it. You're all about being sexy, all the time.
You have no trouble scoring dates or kisses ...
Just trouble getting rid of jealous people trying to show you up!
You attract attention from every hot guy and girl... even before you show off your kissing skills.
Venusxxx
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Hello.
Just found this site and thought would say hi~ Well Im 27, married fr a year and I guess I need achange. Sex is great but need to do something different to spice it up. Any ideas?
Yeah, try shagging your wife...And if that doesn't work. Divorce her so she can get on with her life and meet someone who is not a ungrateful xxxx.
Shit, I was going to run a book, odds in favour of road accident on page two.......I would have lost on this one. :lol:
Thought it would be pure pisstake for at least the first page.
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Depends what you mean by "peak".
Oh, I dunno, it just suddenly dawned to me last night that I have never felt more open, confident or aware of how much sex has to offer me as I am now, and I came over all 'blooming'.
I have no doubt there is still a great deal to try etc, but my approach to it all feels fantastic. :bounce: I'm not so hung up about it all as I was in my teens or 20's. I think 'liberated' is the word I'm after.
Venusxxx
I once heard that men were in their sexual prime at 18. Women in their 30's. Whilst I realise that everyone here, no matter how young, or old, are extremally liberated sexual beings, I have to agree that I have never felt more sexual, and confident than I do now. I'm 33. I'm interested in when others here felt they hit their peak?
Yes, I'm posting, he is still in the sodding bathroom being a tart, and most probably sticking things up his bum whilst he's at it :huh:
How long does the peak last? Oh god, I do hope it's forever :twisted:
Venusxxx
Yes, I'm posting, he is still in the sodding bathroom being a tart, and most probably sticking things up his bum whilst he's at it :huh:
How long does the peak last? Oh god, I do hope it's forever :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by tallnhairy
Another option open your legs in the missionary position and get him inside, then swap your legs with his so he is astride you with your legs closed. Nice and tight and works for us, to finish your partner cross your legs... hmmm....
We do that! Drives him nuts :twisted:
Venusxxx
Just as bloody well really! *pout*
One PC with no floppy drive, not much disk space, and has net access.
One PC which has loads of room, some dodgy file thingy going on so I can't get on the net with it. Guess which PC the pictures are on?!
So, Mars goes toTescos this morning to buy some read/write disks, only for me to find out that his RW cCD drive won't detect R/W disks! It'll detect any other, but not the damn disks I need to burn on! :cry:
I was really looking forward to being a complete self-centered tart and posting pictures too
Sooooo, I'm going make some room on this PC and do it alllll over again tonight! :bounce:
Venusxxx
One PC with no floppy drive, not much disk space, and has net access.
One PC which has loads of room, some dodgy file thingy going on so I can't get on the net with it. Guess which PC the pictures are on?!
So, Mars goes toTescos this morning to buy some read/write disks, only for me to find out that his RW cCD drive won't detect R/W disks! It'll detect any other, but not the damn disks I need to burn on! :cry:
I was really looking forward to being a complete self-centered tart and posting pictures too
Sooooo, I'm going make some room on this PC and do it alllll over again tonight! :bounce:
Venusxxx
Quote by scooter_maxi
you should have really waited until it was actually april fools day to post it though cos 1130pm on the 31st doesn't really count does it? you might say i am being a bit picky but something to think about for next year
OK sorry just submitted this and it says 444 when it is clearly 544 so i apologise obviously the site clock has not been adjusted, once again apologie
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and before you say it i have just changed the time in profile thanks
And now your April Fool has turned into an SH clock issue.
THAT'S what you get when a joke is up after 12pm!
Have fun :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by mal609
So when do we get to see the happy snaps?:lol: :twisted:
Mal
When I manage to fix the net on the other PC, or find a blank disk so I can transfer the pics to this one. Oh, and when the kids are out of the way.
We don't seem to have any 'middle of the road' pictures. They are either quite respectable, or 'OMFG!' pictures. I'm not sure about sticking 'OMFG!' pictures on the main board! :giggle:
I do feel a new AV coming on though :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
