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PS - you mispelt February!!
Mal, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you misspelt MISSPELT lol
Oh bugger, and I was determined to remember that extra `R`.............
Pity I put it in the wrong place
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VenusnMars
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*snigger* You wait til the Hari Krishnas intrude!
Last night I dreamt
Venusxxx
Last night I dreamt
Venusxxx
Quote by dazandlou
In fact, we would go as far to say that many of the members here have an unhealthy preoccupation with sex,
Sex??? as in the intercourse kind?? And there was me thinking it was code for Sensual Erotic Xiphoids - a new sword shaped toy designed just for women!!!!
Venus'n'Mars - I'm with you all the WAY!!! We've been mislead!!!!!!!! This is fraudulent behaviour!! who do we report them to??
Well this is it, the problem, I am loathe to report, is much worse than we first feared. Teachers. healthcare professionals, people who on the outside seem to be pillars of society, are infact all slaves to the Swinging Heaven cult. In fact, only last week, I read a thread suggesting a `secret SH handshake`, who knows how deep this deviancy has spread. It`s like a cancer in our midst! There is only ONE way to defeat this evil, we must build our own resistance! Then, and only then, can we be sure!
Uh huh - is true! Vix is Catholic, too...which is great, coz, after I'd abandoned the priesthood, my mum wanted nothing more than for me to find a nice Catholic girl!
And look what happened!
Venusxxx
Quote by Re-Lapse
So
Venus and Mars
As outsiders what are your opinions of the Human race:
Well, after much study, we are somewhat dismayed by the lurid path that mankind seems to be taking. But all is not lost! We will guide us to the paths of righteousness. Simply flock to us, allow us to relieve you of your earthy shackles (clothes, money, estates etc) and together we may yet save you souls!
(credit cards are accepted, and all chequesmustbe accompanied by a cheque guarantee card)
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Quote by clarensteve
Venus and Mars we always knew you two were "on another planet"but this post just confirms it!!
Religious Dancing Jazz Players my ARSE :kissmyarse:
Go on you know you love a bit of....................
hwoar: :rascal:
Or do you want to become social rejects???? :kick: :upset: :scared:
Clare and Steve,xxx
We protest such accusations!
Take our Avatar for example.
`Be one with nature` Mark tells us, `free thyselves from the shackles of society! Let us not forget the story of Eve when she clothed herself in the Garden of Eden, be at one with your bodies............`
Yet our inbox constantly belies the intentions of this site.
Yet we say to you all, remember the serpent!
BEWARE THE EVIL MARK, AND THE ARMY OF MODERATORS, FOR THEY ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM!
Venusxxx
After joining in good faith, we have come to realise that this forum isn`t a group for Religious Dancing Jazz Players at all! :shock:
In fact, we would go as far to say that many of the members here have an unhealthy preoccupation with sex, as I`m sure you can all appreciate this has come as quite a shock to both myself, and the good Reverand Mars, so it is with great regret we bid you all farewell. We say regret, as we have met many people from here who we are sure are far too upstanding to be aware of the deviant activity this forum seems to promote. We would even go as far to say that they, like us, have been lured in and entrapped in the lurid world which is Swinging Heaven. But I say to you...Break free! Join us! Make a stand for Religious Dancing Jazz Players the world over, for if you do not, your very souls may be in jeopardy!
We will build a new world, underground. Can't you just see it? Civilization starting all over again - a second chance. We'll even build a railway and tunnel to the coast, go there for our holidays. Nothing can stop men like us. I've made a start already.............
And together, we will wage war upon the evil that is Swinging Heaven!
VenusnMarsxxx
In fact, we would go as far to say that many of the members here have an unhealthy preoccupation with sex, as I`m sure you can all appreciate this has come as quite a shock to both myself, and the good Reverand Mars, so it is with great regret we bid you all farewell. We say regret, as we have met many people from here who we are sure are far too upstanding to be aware of the deviant activity this forum seems to promote. We would even go as far to say that they, like us, have been lured in and entrapped in the lurid world which is Swinging Heaven. But I say to you...Break free! Join us! Make a stand for Religious Dancing Jazz Players the world over, for if you do not, your very souls may be in jeopardy!
We will build a new world, underground. Can't you just see it? Civilization starting all over again - a second chance. We'll even build a railway and tunnel to the coast, go there for our holidays. Nothing can stop men like us. I've made a start already.............
And together, we will wage war upon the evil that is Swinging Heaven!
VenusnMarsxxx
((((((((Whooshman))))))))
I`m sorry to hear about your problems. Tell me to mind my own if you like, but if your lady has already been sterilised I don`t see why she shouldn`t have the hysterectomy, from what I know (which isn`t alot!) if the ovaries are left alone, there`s no need for HRT. Perhaps a second opinion? She`s too young to be giving up her sex life just yet too.
Does it hurt when she cums, or just with penetration? Perhaps there could be ways around this? I really think it would be worthwhile for you both to talk to someone else about this, because it`s just too damn unfair.
(((((((((((((((((Whoosh`s wife)))))))))))))
Venusxxx
PS, Have a few for me, I`m saving for the munch, so no weekend pint this weekend!
I`m sorry to hear about your problems. Tell me to mind my own if you like, but if your lady has already been sterilised I don`t see why she shouldn`t have the hysterectomy, from what I know (which isn`t alot!) if the ovaries are left alone, there`s no need for HRT. Perhaps a second opinion? She`s too young to be giving up her sex life just yet too.
Does it hurt when she cums, or just with penetration? Perhaps there could be ways around this? I really think it would be worthwhile for you both to talk to someone else about this, because it`s just too damn unfair.
(((((((((((((((((Whoosh`s wife)))))))))))))
Venusxxx
PS, Have a few for me, I`m saving for the munch, so no weekend pint this weekend!
There are so many positives, I guess thats why the negatives become so glaringly obvious.
I too have met some great people on here. We`ve have received fantastic advice, hugs when we`ve needed them, many, many giggles, and of course, flattery is ALWAYS welcome, and we`ve had plenty of that too
PM sessions? Our inbox rocksl, some great conversations, including some with genuine respectful and interesting single guys.
I often go back for a read.
Venusxxx
I too have met some great people on here. We`ve have received fantastic advice, hugs when we`ve needed them, many, many giggles, and of course, flattery is ALWAYS welcome, and we`ve had plenty of that too
PM sessions? Our inbox rocksl, some great conversations, including some with genuine respectful and interesting single guys.
I often go back for a read.Venusxxx
:thrilled: If you can change your browser, this might help;
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/16248.html
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