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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Mars is a lurker, he reads the threads, I share the PMs, he sometimes adds his input through me, very occassionally by himself (yes, he has posted a few times!), it`s just what he is the most comfortable with. Some people just aren`t geared to communicating via the PC, he likes to see who he`s talking to. He`ll be attending a few munches with me smile
Venusxxx
We could still end up sleeping in the car! We can`t book a hotel without a credit card, and dad refused to let me use his as a deposit (nothing I did, honest, he`s just having issues with his bank), and we don`t have the funds this week to send a postal order! lol
Still, if we have to crash in the car we will, the night will be so late anyway I really don`t care!
Venusxxx
Of course, strictly speaking I`m South East, so you could just tell me to butt out! lol
Venusxxx
Ok, here`s what I propose. A nice camping event, cheap, cheap, camping event! We could bring beer, barbecues, sit around the bonfires. If a farmer who`d give permission for a field to be used, that`d be great, and cheaper still, as for where, why not get a group of people together see where they are from, and split the difference? A beach party might be cool, hopefully not too cool, although I`d prefer to see something set up for late September (pretty much booked up til then, plus it would give more time for people to join making the event bigger). Permissions for beach partiescouldbe organised online via a local council website, where as farmers will be a little more difficult unless someone is close enough to pay a vist and knows the area well. It is legal to camp on common land for free, finding maps to pinpoint excatly what land is common, and what isn`t is a little more difficult!
Venusxxx (the really really tight bitch!)
Sounds like a plan, what would we call it?!
The GGA
Groping Geeks Anonymous (sorry, best I can come up with on one coffee!)
Venusxxx
Another sad bastard alert..........
I sat there and worked out how to translate binary into the alphabet once. Most people use a programme.Iwould use a programme, it`s much quicker! I just wanted to see if I could suss it! redface
Venusxxx
Quote by Reese
We could really upset some people and choose Stongehenge as a Venue! :twisted:

Wouldn't that just be following with the Druidic tradition?! wink
Exactly! Doesn`t the druid tradition piss someone off EVERY year! lol
(That`s a little unfair actually, the solstices have been pretty well organised and well behaved of late.)
Venusxxx
For me it`s just a personal preference, that extends to the guys too. I`ve been both large and slim myself, so I`d hate to think that anyone feels I`m being prejudiced, not after being in the larger group myself! I agree the media doesn`t help matters at all.
Anyone remember the (underwear) advert, showing `real` women? These were women who were supposed to be larger and therefore real...........
They still looked like models! Where was the cellulite?! I`m slimmer now, but I`ve seen `better`, larger figures than mine, simply because they weren`t covered in orange peel! (I hate the orange peel on me!)
Venusxxx
We could really upset some people and choose Stongehenge as a Venue! :twisted:
Venusxxx
It`s Monday, noone can cope with Mondays. Including myself apparently confused
Venusxxx
Between cows and dead people, we are rapidly bringing this board down surprised lol
Venusxxx
I really did write `fill` didn`t I :shock:
I meant `kill` surprised
Scary thing is the K is nowhere near the F on the keyboard...........
I dunno where my head is, but I want to get out NOW :shock:
Venusxxx
South West is still quite a journey for us, but if you make it a field with cows in, I`m sure we could afford it! biggrin
BTW, I`m scared of cows (one tried to fill me when I was three! surprised ), so I`d need LOTS of TLC!
Venusxxx
Vix, sorry to hear that you are feeling poorly.
Time to get a new bra perhaps? With results like that I really think you need good support lol
Venusxxx
I just gently remind Mars that `I`m up here`
Makes me giggle. Of course, if I`m being gawped at by a total sleeze, then I will get cross.
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
OMG!!
Superb decision, xlnt judging, now.....
SHOW US THE PIX!!!!!
PS: Well done Venus. I wanna rub up against you and share the glory!

Wooohooo! Winning this comes with more bonuses than I thought! biggrin
Venusxxx
Thankyou all. Can I just add, (because I am completely self-aborbed and was very remiss before) that I`ve seen some of the competition I was up against, and had to think extremelly hard about how to do these pics. Otherwise I would have stood NO chance!
Venusxxx
That was fun, I wish I`d had more chance to play! Browser problems meant I was unable to log in under two different names that often though, and we had a busy weekend with the kids.
Looking forward to the next one though biggrin
Venusxxx
OMG! For once I am lost for words! :shock: Um..........
Thankyou for making my boobs famous, I shall endeavour not to let the fame go to their heads, and keep them away from the seedy world of wild parties and drugs. Mother, Father, I owe it all to you! worship
(not bad for a crappy old webcam! biggrin )
I`m filling up here guys!
VenusnMarsxxx
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/images/comp/nun-328x413.jpg
Chess:Mate with two Bishops
Mate is possible with two Bishops against a bare King.

Desperate to catch up on the years wasted neglecting her pussy. Sister Mary thought maybe online chess might be the new cyber-sex of 2004.
Venusxxx
Bloody post whores! You should be ashamed, ASHAMED WE TELLS YA!
Very well done, and all of your posts have been great!
VenusnMarsxxx
Quote by bi_curious_man123
I read the first few messages of this thread with great dismay.
I REALLY did think venusnmars were leaving the swinging scene......what a dickhead I am eh????????............lol
and who the hell is the blonde lady in the devil outfit anyway????
Having met venusnmars I'd sooner go for venus than the gal in the devil olutfit any day

Now that was adorable, wrong, but adorable. You almost make me want to start sinning!
I know your game Beezlebub!
Venusxxx
Drunk mate is crashed on the floor rolleyes and
OMG!!!, Those are excellent photos! Blue came round didn`t she?! sillyhwoar:
VenusnMarsxxx