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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Sigh, I see it`s time for me to come in and rescue yet another pointless thread............
It`s obvious really. I`m everybodies dream girl. What are you all waiting for, come flock!
No, it`s ok, don`t thank me, sometimes I have to point this out, it`s just a cross I have to bear. It`s tough being this gorgeous, but I can cope.
*shakes head......some people just don`t see what`s right under thier noses......... rolleyes
Venusxxx
Don`t worry about it, they`re all a bunch of Northern Monkeys anyway......... wink
Venusxxx (the Southern Pansey) biggrin
Thanks, I`m on board about the `stalker`, Mars managed to go round there and scare him off, but not before he did a lovely head-fuck on me! He was subtle, it was hard for me to know just how much of it was me overeacting (although looking back on it now........ rolleyes ), however, I spoke to someone yesterday who became very ill because he latched onto her next, and I was able to see just how far he could have gone with the harrassment. He was a brain worm, not a criminal, so taking further action was tough at the time.
Anyways.....it`s the Mum in Law run today, and yes, I missed the earlier bus rolleyes
This was last week
Ok, so I took her shopping. I cook so many meals in microwavable sectioned plates but she only has a couple of these. (I can`t rely on the care workers to work with any other idea, its that or complete ready meals) so.................
I tell her she needs another couple of ready meals. (I have started to twitch already). I usually try to buy them without her, but today no joy.
NO foreign food, this can be anything between Indian, Chinese, Lasagne, or anything else she doesn`t recognise.
Ok, that narrows it down alot, but I can still work with that.
I find a freezer offering British food.......
I don`t want those they are too big
(no they are not, it`s mostly packaging)
We find two meals in a box size she approves of, and FUCK ME THEY HAVE DUMPLINGS!! The day is saved! :bounce:
I only eat brown dumplings...............
blink
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON WOMAN?! BROWN DUMPLINGS?! ON WHAT PLANET WERE YOUR DUMPLINGS SERVED?!!!
(and no, it wouldn`t have been wholemeal flour, because, enter `suck lemons face`, she doesn`t go in for THAT kind of thing)
Inside I am apoletic at this point. Outside I am sweetness and light itself........
Okay then. I quit suggesting meals. I will simply wheel you up and down this shop until you make a decision. Let`s see how YOU cope with your inabilty to accept food, but we are not leaving this place until you have bought something!
Maybe if I dress her british food up in stockings, suspenders and a peephole bra, she will admit defeat and admit that ALL FOOD IS KINKY SHIT, and will decide to give in to the inevitable!

Wish me luck today!! (she is actually really sweet, honest!)
Venusxxx
I`d post about Mars and I getting together, but seeing as I was till wearing school uniform at the time it`d probably break the AUP................
On that note I think I`ll scuttle off to bed! lol
Venusxxx
Goodnight Vix, Goodnight Reese.........
and I won`t rummage through your bins again......I promise :uhoh:
Venusxxx
A soft Scottish or Irish accent gets me everytime. In fact I may have to put a `no Scots or Irish` clause into our ad, cos I might end up running off with one. Mmmmmmm
Venusxxx
We have a graveyard behind our backgarden. When we busted two of my daughter`s friends shagging at her 16th birthday party, she told them, `I`ve told you before, no shagging at my house, if you want to do that, that`s what the graveyard`s for!` lol
Venusxxx
I`m sorry, I keep missing people, such is my connectivity at the moment. confused
You are all so sweet.
Anyway, nuff of this hippy shit, who wants a fight?! :sparring: :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Hey there Celtic........have I ever mentioned what a scots accent does for me?! :twisted:
Heather, the bailiffs are no biggie, I was out when they came, so not too much hassle, just another `visitation` charge. Fortunately they agreed to my payment plan, unfortunately they didn`t give me the 28 day grace period I asked for in order to implement it! Mars will be going to the docs to be signed off tomorrow, but he`ll still miss the first three days pay :sad:
Ho Hum, such is life! duel
Venusxxx
I would, but our shopping town went nuts when MacDonalds closed and someone pinned a notice up saying, `Anne Summers opening here soon`, I have to travel pretty far to see any fun shops!
Venusxxx
OMG I would sooooooooo love to wheel her into an Anne Summers shop!! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Hmmmm shopping huh.....well a girl could always do with a another pair of shoes...and of course theres the matching handbag wink

I`m pretty sure I could make some for you with Mother-in-law leather.............. :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by clarensteve
Oh VenusnMars you really are us in 10 years lol lol lol
Steve lights the fuse and retreats,waiting for Venus to explode bolt
Steve,and that woman,xxx poke

Oh, you are sooooooooo gonna pay for that! smackbottom
Venusxxx
I`ll have you all know that I never post on, or start, any pointless threads, sniff.
:smug:
Venusxxx
Thanks for the hugs, and tommorow will be a better day if...............
THERE ARE ANY VOLUNTEERS FOR THE SHOPPING TRIP TOMORROW!
Anyone? Anyone?
Venusxxx
Quote by MISSCHIEF
To one of the most gorgeous, adorable couples offline as well as on here passionkiss

Aren`t they just? :rose:
VenusnMarsxxx
A vast radiant beach in a cool jeweled moon,
couples naked race down by its quiet side,
and we laugh like soft, mad children,
smug in the wooly cotton brains of infancy.
The music and the voices are all around us.

you scumbag
you maggott
you cheap lousy faggot

Thankyou Busty! rolleyes rotflmao
Venusxxx
Can you remember when/where (roughly)? I`d be interested in the thread smile
Venusxxx
*giggle* Thanks Debbiewebs.
Message from Mars.............
What the bloody hell are they hugging you for? I`M the one who`s ill!

Sound familiar girls? rolleyes
Venusxxx
I once witnessed WW3 break out on two competitive forums due to one of these little viruses. One was convinced the memeber of the other was trying to commit sabotage!
Not pretty!
Venusxxx
Awww, thankyou, all of you, I`m smiling already! I was grinning like an idiot on here earlier, despite all the crap, but it snuck up and bit me on the bum!
Venusxxx
What about AOL? I changed our payment plan to DD, and they withdrew 4x the amount they were supposed to today.......I forgot that one, that was the early morning fun with the bank!
But hugs are good, thanks smile
Venusxxx
Found out the details of my *stalker* being sectioned today. Should be happy, but the confirmation of how nuts he really is isn`t doing me any favours right now.
The cat just cost us a fortune at the vets.
Mars is sick, and has missed two days of work, and is likely to miss more (he doesn`t get paid), so he could use a hug too.
MIL phoned up to ask what time I`d take her shopping, and informed me the `she doesn`t like the 11am time`
WELL GUESS WHAT LADY, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO CHANGE YOU LIFESTYLE SOMEWHAT, BECAUSE I HAVE A SCHOOLRUN TO ATTEND TO AND HAVE TO RELY ON BUSES mad
Oh, and the bailiffs popped round.
Good day I`m having confused
Where`d my sense of humour chip bugger off to?
Venusxxx
Not overly keen on action films unless the have some kind of psychological headfuck involved. I do like risque comedies, and `sad bastard makes good` dramas. I loved Forrest Gump, anything Depp, or at least Tim Burton, and well done horrors.
Venusxxx
Did someone say hijack wink
*rumbles around looking for handcuffs, rope, chains, gags, blindfolds........
Hijack? This means I get to tie up LOADS of people right? :bounce:
Venusxxx