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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Ohhhhhhhh, you`ve done it now!
Newborn Awakening - American Prayer, The doors
Awake.
Shake dreams from your hair,
My pretty child, my sweet one.
Choose the day and the sign of your day,
the day's divinity,
first thing you see.
A vast radiant beach in a cool jeweled moon,
couples naked race down by its quiet side,
and we laugh like soft, mad children,
smug in the wooly cotton brains of infancy.
The music and the voices are all around us.
Choose, they crooned, the ancient ones.
The time has come again.
Choose now, they croon beneath the moon,
Beside the ancient lake.
Enter again the sweet forest,
enter the hot dream,
come with us.
Everything is broken up, and dances.
Indians scattered on Dawn's Highway bleeding,
ghosts crowd the young child's fragile eggshell mind.

The Movie, American Prayer, The Doors
The movie will begin in five moments
The mindless voice announced
All those unseated will await the next show.
We filed slowly, languidly into the hall
The auditorium was vast and silent
As we seated and were darkened, the voice continued.
The program for this evening is not new
You've seen this entertainment through and through
You've seen your birth your life and death
you might recall all of the rest
Did you have a good world when you died?
Enough to base a movie on?.
I'm getting out of here
Where are you going?
To the other side of morning
Please don't chase the clouds, pagodas
Her cunt gripped him like a warm, friendly hand.
It's alright, all your friends are here
When can I meet them?
After you've eaten
I'm not hungry
Uh, we meant beaten
Silver stream, silvery scream
Oooooh, impossible concentration.

I could soooo go on....but I won`t! :P
Venusxxx
Quote by clarensteve
Yes but Venus is it really you.

Sometimes they speak to me......the voices! MAKE THEM STOP!!
Mother.......I can`t hear, where are you mother.........
:uhoh:
Venusxxx
Not an option, or I wouldn`t be posting.
I`d be sat indoors playing with myself all day...........oh.........hangon......I do that anyway! confused
Venusxxx
Sorry, I spot the spelling after the poll went up. Can`t alter the poll questions myself though.............and Clare, you can stop speaking with that deep voice now, you haven`t fooled anyone! wink
Funnily enough, I voted box under the bed too!
My breasts have been `method acting` all week. When they are suitably prepared and in role, they will be sure to send an entry in.
Thankyou
Venusxxx
I need to learn how to type faster, where the hell did those other posts come from!! redface
Venusxxx
One of the Mods (I think) has a link in thier siggy to an Av resizer programme which is dead simple to use. Theres a sticky at the top of this forum.
Hope that helps,
Venusxxx
Then he should have said, `towt us to tawk propalike` cos I haven`t had any coffee yet!
Venusxxx
Quote by lucyslovely
never knows what to say!!
No matter, he enjoyed the Munch cool

lol He did know what to say at the Munch when we opened the connecting door between our rooms lol :grin: rotflmao
Lucy kiss
Of course, you met him! Please, tell everyone here that he does exist, and can speak......please! (it was supposed to be the damn onsuite bathroom! redface )
I MUST get Mars to post on this thread.......and maybe Jaz can get Tim to!
Venusxxx
Quote by Mark
Quite what he was up to teaching us Morris Dancing while he should have been learning us to speak right I don't know! :shock: ;)

`Learning to speak right` sounds clumsy. It`s `learning to speak correctly`. :jagsatwork:
I know ALL about Morris Dancers........I watched that Doctor Who episode :uhoh:
Venusxxx
I used it in the past, when I was with a guy who had trouble cumming. It brought him off everytime with the correct timing. Never have done it to get `it over with` because I`m bored or tired. `Sod off I`m going to sleep` works just as well!
That said, sod off I`m going to sleep.
Night all
Venusxxx
Oh, I did mean what I put, I just didn`t include that version.
Oh crap, I knew I`d miss one.
IS THERE A MODERATOR IN THE HOUSE?!
Time for me to hit the sack redface
I`ll be voting regular Swinging partners so I can see the result.
IS THERE A MODERATOR IN THE HOUSE WHO CAN ADD A VOID OPTION?! redface
Venusxxx
Oh crap, I knew I`d sod it up! I was cutting and pasting from the guys, and stuffed it, of course I meant straight sex too! Sorry.
IS THERE A MODERATOR IN THE HOUSE?!
Venusxxx
Pint of Murphys for me please, or failing that, Boddingtons, or John Smiths, if the pub doesn`t do those, then I begin to flounder!
Venusxxx
Well? For protection for cunningulus, see http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/110588.html#110588
Venusxxx
I agree, play, but play safe, and if that means having to deny yourself the taste of a little extra spunk, then so be it :cry: . However, I`d be interested to know how many here don`t use condoms for oral sex, how dangerous cunningulus is with irregular partners, and um, whether anyone see spunk baths as a risk! Do people have longterm regular swinging partners who they stick to, and have decided to do away with the precautions? I`d like to start an anonymous poll on the oral condom query. I ask alot of questions, not because I`m trying to avoid the precautions, but because they haven`t been an issue for me for a very long time. Except for sex ed with my girls, which goes as far as talk to me, and use a condom for either, I haven`t had to advise them on swinging!
Venusxxx
Mars is the same, moans that he never gets on here, and then when he gets the chance, never knows what to say!!
No matter, he enjoyed the Munch cool
Venusxxx
HATE THEM! Have you ever tried using a blemish stick on a face full of freckles?! When they invent a freckle stick, THEN and only then will I be happy!! mad
Venusxxx
Ok, assuming I haven`t seen one
You answered "yes" to 80 of 100 questions, making you 20.0% sexually pure (80.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 20.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 41%, based on a comparison of your test results with 365425 other submissions for this test.

Weirdness factor?!
Venusxxx
I can`t after awhile! I don`t know if I cumming or going. Although I have had really weird `blackouts` for want of a better word. Only if we`ve been going all night though.
Venusxxx
Quote by -dean-
Ohhhh thankyou! I thought it was only Hep A they did for holidays! So what other STD`s would we have to watch out for with oral? (I know theres a link, but it`s more rewarding to discuss smile )
I`d love to be able to lose the `condoms with oral` mention in our website, but I`m not sure we can.
Venusxxx

Chlamydia
Syphilis
Hiv
Genital herpes
theres just a few which can be transmitted orally and quite easy its a bit harder for a women to catch a std with oral
Yes, I do remember reading something about that, genital warts too. Needless to say I`m cautious. I have a family life I`d like to keep!
Venusxxx
Parents can be just as bad.............
My mum- we went out mushroom picking the other day when your dad told me that some of the ones we came across can make you high, and see things. Do you reckon if I gave it ago it`d make me ill?
Me- Mum, you do realise that that is illigal don`t you?!
Mum- Are they?!! :shock: Then why do the government let them grow?!
:doh:
Venusxxx