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VenusnMars
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Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers

I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!

Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:eeek:
Venusxxx and don`t forget the clingfilm!
Because once we have made love I'm gonna cook ya a sunday roast
VenusxxxOk sweetness, as long as you give me a good stuffing firstBefore or after I`ve finished with the livestock...........?
The chicken is for dinner, the goat is to eat the grass as me lawn mower has packed in & the cat is the closest to a pussy yer gonna get!I`m not gonna argue with that!! rotflmao wink
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VenusnMars
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Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers

I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!

Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:eeek:
Venusxxx and don`t forget the clingfilm!
Because once we have made love I'm gonna cook ya a sunday roast
VenusxxxOk sweetness, as long as you give me a good stuffing firstBefore or after I`ve finished with the livestock...........?
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VenusnMars
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Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers

I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!

Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:eeek:
Venusxxx and don`t forget the clingfilm!
Because once we have made love I'm gonna cook ya a sunday roast
VenusxxxOk sweetness, as long as I can provide the stuffing
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VenusnMars
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Quote by Ice Pie
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers

I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!

Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:eeek:
Venusxxx and don`t forget the clingfilm!
bolt
Venusxxx
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VenusnMars
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers

I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!

Can I watch?
Venusxxx
Only if you agree to bring the cat, goat and the chicken.
:shock:
Venusxxx
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VenusnMars
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
I think people who edit quotes are a bunch of lame pisstakers

I do love it when you get angry. Take me............ TAKE ME NOW!!

:shock:
Venusxxx
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Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
oooooooo VenusnMars under 20 to go & all of yer posts have been very boring, wordy & very pissworthy.
The WHOOSH Man xxx

Gee thanks!! :mrgreen:
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Quote by well_busty_babe
unfortunately yes.. i do!!!!!
evil
(still whinging lol)
she is probably older than you would expect her to be ...(she is eight!) redface

Join the club wink
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Sometimes it just acts as an entitiy in it`s own right. Next time you get a chance, I suggest you sit down and have a bloody good talk to it! biggrin
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Oh dear, and it was our first Munch.
Next time I`ll wear deodorant, promise....... :uhoh:
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VenusnMars
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Swinging Heaven?!!!! :bounce:
I gotta go, I`m not even dressed yet. MIL won`t be happy!
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I`m cooking, my mum-in-law is disabled and has just lost her hubby, so we are having a family meal at hers to keep her in the fold.
It will be hell on earth, she is a very difficult woman to feed!
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Not too bored, bt I will be, I`m going to the In-law`s for dinner confused
Mars went to a mates last night, and had a few too many, he couldn`t drive home (fair enough), that combined with this damn PC not performing had my brains dribbling out of my ears!
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VenusnMars
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Good morning!
Well, after trying to post on here again last night, my PC died a death. I`m never off of it long enough to defrag the damn thing! confused
It`s talking to me again this morning, so I will defrag it whilst I am out today!
Venusxxx
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