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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83
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, now I have to worry where I did post it! Outdoorfun, Mars is fine with it as it is.....but I suspect its because he can`t be arsed to change it! Thankyou for flattering me by assuring me I had 5 guys surrounding me, but I suspect it was only one or two!!
Mars had a giggle reading this thread and is glad Jaz like his cheekbones! (He does have a nice arse too :P )
Anyway, thanks for the feedback, and if/when I get a confirmation mail (It said to allow 24 hours) I shall put it up.
Venusxxx
Mars had a giggle reading this thread and is glad Jaz like his cheekbones! (He does have a nice arse too :P )
Anyway, thanks for the feedback, and if/when I get a confirmation mail (It said to allow 24 hours) I shall put it up.
Venusxxx
Thanks Mal, we went to our first Munch on Saturday, which is why we feel comfortable enough to post an ad 
I haven`t had my e-mail yet, so whilst we are waiting I thought I could bounce the ad off off you guys first. Mars hasn`t read it yet, so it may well change.
I haven`t had my e-mail yet, so whilst we are waiting I thought I could bounce the ad off off you guys first. Mars hasn`t read it yet, so it may well change.
Hi, we thought we should tell people a little more about ourselves, this is our first Ad, and we have never properly swung before. We are both looking to meet up with other couples for friendship and possibly some sexy fun. Venus is 32, 5ft 2, brunette, size 10, and talks too much. Mars is 38, 5ft 9, brunette (what there is of it!), and has this really sexy cheekbone thing going on ;). He is clean shaven, and we are both fairly slim (him more than her, but then she dropped the kids!). He talks too little, so between the two of us we have a nice balance. We are both bi-curious, Venus has had some experiance, but too long ago to count. We are very open-minded, but are not too `specialised` personally. Anal would be good if she could, but she can`t.........sorry, but we are betting he can........slut!
We enjoy clubbing, pubs, good conversation, and eating out. We are both smokers.
Now for the superficial stuff!
We would prefer to play with adults between the ages of 20-40 who are not too much on the large side, but personality will go a long way.
We chose to play safe, including oral, which will mean condoms (we`d get flavoured!). We cannot accomodate due to the kids, and discretion is of utmost importance, you can expect discretion to work both ways.
Thankyou for taking the time to read our Ad, we hope to hear from you soon.
VenusnMarsxxx
I know there are many posts on this subject, but I just want to bounce a few of my own thoughts around in here if thats ok?
We`d like to post an AD, primarily to let people know a little more about us and our preferences. More of a `meeting people for friendship and perhaps later a shag` ad. We had great fun at the munch, but were not eager to jump into the deep end immediately, although we did meet one or two people we`d like to get to know better :twisted:
I was thinking of posting the same ad in Couples meeting Couples, and Couples meeting Women and Couples meeting men as those are the catagories which interest us, but I`m not sure if thats acceptable (serial ads and so forth). We`d also like to try to avoid attracting people who expect a full on shag first meet, and am thinking very carefully about the wording on the more superficial aspects we prefer (although I think I`m ok on that)
Any thoughts?
VenusnMarsxxx
We`d like to post an AD, primarily to let people know a little more about us and our preferences. More of a `meeting people for friendship and perhaps later a shag` ad. We had great fun at the munch, but were not eager to jump into the deep end immediately, although we did meet one or two people we`d like to get to know better :twisted:
I was thinking of posting the same ad in Couples meeting Couples, and Couples meeting Women and Couples meeting men as those are the catagories which interest us, but I`m not sure if thats acceptable (serial ads and so forth). We`d also like to try to avoid attracting people who expect a full on shag first meet, and am thinking very carefully about the wording on the more superficial aspects we prefer (although I think I`m ok on that)
Any thoughts?
VenusnMarsxxx
Argh, the Sports day thing 
Pain in the arse. Sat round the bloody playing field for hours on end just to see your child perform for an minute or two at the odd moment. BORING BORING BORING! Same applies for Class assemblies, and plays.
I know. I have no soul :P
Could I sue for mental trauma for enduring that?
Venusxxx
Pain in the arse. Sat round the bloody playing field for hours on end just to see your child perform for an minute or two at the odd moment. BORING BORING BORING! Same applies for Class assemblies, and plays.I know. I have no soul :P
Could I sue for mental trauma for enduring that?
Venusxxx
I`m seriously considering not shaving, and I`m gutted. I don`t get shaving rash, shaving is not the problem, I don`t even itch when it grows back, but I do get the odd ingrowing hair which can get really complicated...................like growing up inside my body and trying to stab me in the heart ! I`ve thought about trimming as close as I can get, but it`ll likely make Mars sore 
Venusxxx
! I`ve thought about trimming as close as I can get, but it`ll likely make Mars sore Venusxxx
Hi all, we managed to crawl home on petrol fumes and arrived safely at The traffic was appalling on the M1.
Thanks to all who made us feel so welcome, and apologies to PumpFiction, who I promised a pint to, but never caught up with.
We met many who we were finally able to put faces to, but inevitably I`ve forgotton who was who already...........except for Busty of course, who found us, and made damn sure we were introduced to almost everyone!
Kent host, Peirced Jon, Tim and Jaz, That irish guy who begins with an M.....to name but a few.........
Thankyou for enduring the constant barrage of `I`m an open and honest person` followed with the life history, which is inevitable when I`ve had a few!!!
And finally Marcuso, for doing a blinding job organising the event.
Many more to thank, but it`s brain fart time.......I`m knackered!!
See you at the NW Munch (I hope )
Venusxxx (and Mars sends his best too )
Thanks to all who made us feel so welcome, and apologies to PumpFiction, who I promised a pint to, but never caught up with.
We met many who we were finally able to put faces to, but inevitably I`ve forgotton who was who already...........except for Busty of course, who found us, and made damn sure we were introduced to almost everyone!
Kent host, Peirced Jon, Tim and Jaz, That irish guy who begins with an M.....to name but a few.........
Thankyou for enduring the constant barrage of `I`m an open and honest person` followed with the life history, which is inevitable when I`ve had a few!!!
And finally Marcuso, for doing a blinding job organising the event.
Many more to thank, but it`s brain fart time.......I`m knackered!!
See you at the NW Munch (I hope
)Venusxxx (and Mars sends his best too
) 
I think it`s cheating if the other partner doesn`t know, if both partners are agreeable, who is there to cheat?
I`d feel pretty bad if we ended up sleeping with someone who turned out to be cheating on his wife, I wouldn`t want to be a part of that.
sorry can`t think of anything witty to say about The Sun, it`s all been said!
Venusxxx
I`d feel pretty bad if we ended up sleeping with someone who turned out to be cheating on his wife, I wouldn`t want to be a part of that.
sorry can`t think of anything witty to say about The Sun, it`s all been said!
Venusxxx
Well after accidently clicking on the Camping Weekend Meet instead of this one, and having a blue fit, all is definately good! Reading things like `did it go ahead` and thinking that I`d seriously cocked up and missed it didn`t do me a whole world of good! 
The car was brought back this evening, and is much nicer than I thought it would be, and Mars managed to get his money for a gardening job, so we can eat as well as drink when we are there!!
I won`t need to hoard the buffet! (but I`m bringing doggy bags to feed my poor children for the next fortnight, mould can be rinsed off the first couple of days after it sets in)
Ignore me, I`m always this dappy when I`m excited!!
Venusxxx
The car was brought back this evening, and is much nicer than I thought it would be, and Mars managed to get his money for a gardening job, so we can eat as well as drink when we are there!!
I won`t need to hoard the buffet! (but I`m bringing doggy bags to feed my poor children for the next fortnight, mould can be rinsed off the first couple of days after it sets in)
Ignore me, I`m always this dappy when I`m excited!!
Venusxxx
I just make a lil plug with tissue and carry on! I`m lucky in the fact that I only mentruate for 2/3 days, so seeing as we only shag once or twice a week when we aren`t snowed under, it`s never too much of an issue anyway. It can carry an ncreased risk with STDs, but that shouldn`t be a problem if people are sensible and use a condom.
Bummer is I`m due soon, so knowing my luck I`ll have a lovely bout of period pains at the munch
PMT? Just be really, really nice to me when you meet me!!! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Bummer is I`m due soon, so knowing my luck I`ll have a lovely bout of period pains at the munch
PMT? Just be really, really nice to me when you meet me!!! :twisted:
Venusxxx
