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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
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Ack, I knew it was coming, but I`ll be going offline. My bank account has refused to pay for my net account. We have our new bank account, but AOL don`t do direct debit, they only accept cards, which my new bank doesn`t offer. The timing isn`t too bad. We`ve been putting more into the bank than has been going out, but we are still overdrawn, so it was a bit naughty. I`ve just been waiting for the new account, details of which I received yesterday, so after a two week technical period of changing broadband, I`ll be back.
Unfortunately I am on incoming calls only, so dial-up is not an option.
Somehow I`m not too heartbroken that I will no longer be with AOL!!!
I don`t know how long I will have before they cut me off, I`m pretty sure it won`t be until Monday . That`ll give me plenty of time to organise things, but it would have been better if it had happened AFTER the munch
Marcuso, you already have my number
. I`ll PM my number to those organising a lift with me
Catch you later,
Venusxxx
Unfortunately I am on incoming calls only, so dial-up is not an option.
Somehow I`m not too heartbroken that I will no longer be with AOL!!!
I don`t know how long I will have before they cut me off, I`m pretty sure it won`t be until Monday . That`ll give me plenty of time to organise things, but it would have been better if it had happened AFTER the munch
Marcuso, you already have my number
. I`ll PM my number to those organising a lift with me Catch you later,
Venusxxx
Hmm, polyfilla, that`s already what I call my blemish stick!
Judy, thanks for that, I`ll check it out
Of course the one thing which really does bug me is the damn freckles I get in the summer! When I use a blemish stick I end up with patches of clear skin! Damn, why did god make me so cute?! :P
Macho, thanks, yoga is good, time, money and transport is not at the mo, but that should be sorted soon Of course you realise that after spending an hour tying your body into knots is going to make ANY form of relaxation a boon by comparison! I`m actually looking at taking Judo up again, throwing people around is kind of relaxing too :twisted:
I do tend to break out with skin problems when under stress, slight psoriasis among them. My tendancy to worry the blemishes really doesn`t help, but it`s akin to nail-biting. A really hard habit to break. The psoriasis has eased off somewhat, but the damage hasn`t. Maybe I`m being too sensitive, it`s probably not as bad as I think!
Greg, I still have my hands, but I`m worried, you seem way too eager.......
Have you seen the film `Boxing Helena`?
Flipper, I`m still waiting! And, doggy style wont help. I didn`t say that the blemishes were on my face only
DreamerHelen, I`ll bear that in mind
Thanks everyone, it`s good to see the thread taken seriously. Having not swung before, but wanting to soon, how I look is very important to me. Mars accepts me warts and all, but Swingers don`t have to, so I`m glad noone said `yuck`. If I were just overweight, I`d not be so worried, but skin problems are just icky!
To be honest, I shouldn`t stress about it. The whole idea of going to the munch was to have a badly needed break. I was looking at a weekend away when I read Marcuso`s thread, and I can think of nothing better than a night with some of you guys. It`s not about the sex, it`s about unwinding around great company. I am recovering from two nasty viruses which nearly put me in hospital, have had to organise my father-in-laws funeral, my mother-in-laws affairs (I am running two households, she is partially paralised, has epilepsy, and MS), and have to fit in three kids, two of whom are teenaged girls, one of whom is giving us hell . Mars needs a break too, he has been working both his regular job, and weekend work.
BUT..........we are still smiling!
Venusxxx
Judy, thanks for that, I`ll check it out
Of course the one thing which really does bug me is the damn freckles I get in the summer! When I use a blemish stick I end up with patches of clear skin! Damn, why did god make me so cute?! :P
Macho, thanks, yoga is good, time, money and transport is not at the mo, but that should be sorted soon
Of course you realise that after spending an hour tying your body into knots is going to make ANY form of relaxation a boon by comparison! I`m actually looking at taking Judo up again, throwing people around is kind of relaxing too :twisted: I do tend to break out with skin problems when under stress, slight psoriasis among them. My tendancy to worry the blemishes really doesn`t help, but it`s akin to nail-biting. A really hard habit to break. The psoriasis has eased off somewhat, but the damage hasn`t. Maybe I`m being too sensitive, it`s probably not as bad as I think!
Greg, I still have my hands, but I`m worried, you seem way too eager.......
Have you seen the film `Boxing Helena`?
Flipper, I`m still waiting! And, doggy style wont help. I didn`t say that the blemishes were on my face only
DreamerHelen, I`ll bear that in mind
Thanks everyone, it`s good to see the thread taken seriously. Having not swung before, but wanting to soon, how I look is very important to me. Mars accepts me warts and all, but Swingers don`t have to, so I`m glad noone said `yuck`. If I were just overweight, I`d not be so worried, but skin problems are just icky!
To be honest, I shouldn`t stress about it. The whole idea of going to the munch was to have a badly needed break. I was looking at a weekend away when I read Marcuso`s thread, and I can think of nothing better than a night with some of you guys. It`s not about the sex, it`s about unwinding around great company. I am recovering from two nasty viruses which nearly put me in hospital, have had to organise my father-in-laws funeral, my mother-in-laws affairs (I am running two households, she is partially paralised, has epilepsy, and MS), and have to fit in three kids, two of whom are teenaged girls, one of whom is giving us hell
. Mars needs a break too, he has been working both his regular job, and weekend work.BUT..........we are still smiling!
Venusxxx
IT WASN`T MY FAULT!!!!
I`m not a huge football fan, but I do like to watch England play when it`s important, yet I`ve never watched an entire game in which England have won. When we played Croatia, I missed two goals whilst walking to a friends house to watch it.
Yesterday I nipped down the shop, whilst I was there we scored. We didn`t score once whilst I watched, and as I told my friends I would make myself scarce (I think some of them were glaring at me ) , Portugal scored!
BUT I MADE SURE I MISSED THE PENALTIES!!!! IT WASN`T MY FAULT!!!
Venusxxx
I`m not a huge football fan, but I do like to watch England play when it`s important, yet I`ve never watched an entire game in which England have won. When we played Croatia, I missed two goals whilst walking to a friends house to watch it.
Yesterday I nipped down the shop, whilst I was there we scored. We didn`t score once whilst I watched, and as I told my friends I would make myself scarce (I think some of them were glaring at me
) , Portugal scored!BUT I MADE SURE I MISSED THE PENALTIES!!!! IT WASN`T MY FAULT!!!
Venusxxx
So, I`m going to Marcuso`s munch. I know what I`m wearing, I`ve paid attention to every detail but...........
I KEEP DIGGING DAMN HOLES IN MYSELF!
Every single tiny blemish is now a crater. It`s a nervous habit, made worse by the fact I`ve had a great deal of family stress to deal with.
By the time I get to the Munch I`m going to look like a goddamn leper!
Ah well, I wasn`t going to shag anyone yet anyway! :P
Venusxxx
I KEEP DIGGING DAMN HOLES IN MYSELF!
Every single tiny blemish is now a crater. It`s a nervous habit, made worse by the fact I`ve had a great deal of family stress to deal with.
By the time I get to the Munch I`m going to look like a goddamn leper!
Ah well, I wasn`t going to shag anyone yet anyway! :P
Venusxxx
Mr. Johnson always had a nasty habit - he had to cut a
huge fart every morning. Mrs. Johnson, being sarcastic
tells Mr. Johnson, "If you keep farting every morning,
you will fart your guts out!" Mr Johnson responded,
"Huh, yeah right."
So Thanksgiving morning, Mrs. Johnson was preparing
the turkey. As she removed the giblets, she had an evil
idea -- so she carried on with it... She went upstairs and
stuffs 's underwear with the Turkey giblets.
Predictably, Mr. Johnson woke up with a fart. As he got
up, he noticed the giblets in his underwear. Scared, he
ran into the bathroom. In the kitchen, Mrs. Johnson
giggled as she heard Mr. Johnson screamed. Finally,
Mr. Johnson came downstairs with a pale white look on
his face.
"Honey, you were right! I ended up farting my guts out
as you predicted!" said Mr. Johnson. He then followed
up, "But with God's grace and these two fingers, I
shoved them back in!!"
Venusxxx
huge fart every morning. Mrs. Johnson, being sarcastic
tells Mr. Johnson, "If you keep farting every morning,
you will fart your guts out!" Mr Johnson responded,
"Huh, yeah right."
So Thanksgiving morning, Mrs. Johnson was preparing
the turkey. As she removed the giblets, she had an evil
idea -- so she carried on with it... She went upstairs and
stuffs 's underwear with the Turkey giblets.
Predictably, Mr. Johnson woke up with a fart. As he got
up, he noticed the giblets in his underwear. Scared, he
ran into the bathroom. In the kitchen, Mrs. Johnson
giggled as she heard Mr. Johnson screamed. Finally,
Mr. Johnson came downstairs with a pale white look on
his face.
"Honey, you were right! I ended up farting my guts out
as you predicted!" said Mr. Johnson. He then followed
up, "But with God's grace and these two fingers, I
shoved them back in!!"
Venusxxx
Quote by Angel Chat
I liked an awful lot of these
1) Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
Then watch as they take advantage
2) Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
Cos you sure to hell won`t be getting anymore sex
3) Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
Everyone else is already doing all that for you
4) When you say, "I love you," mean it.
Then when the shit hits the fan, you can claim it was their fault
5) When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
It better not to see the fist coming
6) Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
It should give you time to wean the baby first
7) Believe in love at first sight.
Gives you an excuse to keep looking
8) Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
Laugh at the way they dress instead
9) Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
You`ll be 104 before you know it
10) In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.
There is plenty of time for that behind thier backs
11) Don't judge people by their relatives.
You`ll have plenty of relatives to do that for you
12) Talk slowly but think quickly.
But please don`t dribble
13) When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
You`ll still be buggered when they answer
14) Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
So don`t bother
15) Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
And hope that you haven`t offended their religion
16) When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
and make sure you bring everyone down with you so they learn too
17) Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.
Once thats dealt with, go on to S, `screw em all`
18) Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship..
Just break thier legs instead
19) When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
Before anyone notices, then pretend you were right all along
20) Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
Alternatively, don`t pick up the phone, they will probably want money
21) Spend some time alone.
Take the above advice, that should be easy
Sorry Angel, couldn`t resist! :twisted: :P
Venusxxx
I often read complaints about crass posts here. We all know the type!
However, I will stand up for the `Let me stretch you with my mighty cock types`, I cry out for the rights of these people! Let them be heard.................
It`s so bloody entertaining!
Just keep them out of our inbox!
Venusxxx
However, I will stand up for the `Let me stretch you with my mighty cock types`, I cry out for the rights of these people! Let them be heard.................
It`s so bloody entertaining!
Just keep them out of our inbox!
Venusxxx
