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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Works for the most part, except I read the title as `The Phenominal Phwoar of the Human mind`. That works for me too :twisted: ! biggrin
Venusxxx
I`ve been up as a result of other forums. Not checked our user name here. I did a search for a motel for a munch, and Marcuso appeared without me even trying, right at the top!
Venusxxx
We are booked! Thankyou to all who have helped us organise a way of getting there etc you are lovely lovely people! :inlove:
Venusxxx
Well I`m sure all the lovely people I`m to meet at the Chesterfield munch will light my fire :twisted:
Venusxxx
It`s gone! With all thats been going on I no longer have a libido :shock:
I hope to god you guys can put up with my sparkling wit and er, my sparkling wit. Cos thats all I have to offer right now :upset:
Apologies to all the people who have PMed us with offers of webcaming etc (we are not ready for anything else anyway) Mind you, I sometimes find webcamming frustrating anyway, can`t be worrying about cameras and lighting at a time like that!
I`ve even forgotten how to talk dirty :shock:
Venusxxx
OMG, Its an eight hour journey by coach! :shock:
My UK geography is pants! Ah well, I ain`t beat yet, where theres a will theres a way!
Venusxxx
Mars sent that picture to my email account! He has no idea where he found it......must have been the shock!
Venusxxx
Awww thanks smile
That was a much better response than "who?!" confused
Well, it could have happened!
Venusxxx
Put your feet up........oh bugger, thats four.....
Let me do that.........
no, that doesn`t work either.........
Sorry, can`t think of any! biggrin
Venusxxx
But look no further! We no longer need any of you guys out there, I`m sure this guy will sort us out nicely.........

Venusxxx
Thanks biggrin
Nice guy, don`t be fooled for a second, left to my own devices, I`d stay in bed allllllllllllllll day!
Venusxxx
We are looking for a weekend break, we sorely need one, but before we commit ourselves, (I have to mention it to Mars first!) I`d be interested to know if anyone will be travelling from/past West Sussex. Erm, our car was repossessed, perhaps we could split the fuel costs if someone could give us a lift! We have a month to save for the room etc, so it may be ok smile
Venusxxx
May you live through less troubled times

Naaah, I`d get bored! The best always comes out in me in a crisis! Could have done with the bedrest I was supposed to be having first though! confused
Venusxxx
Any room for nuts in this fruit cake? Cos I`m definately a nut..........
Welcome to the forum!
Venusxxx
Hi, I didn`t mean to disappear, I was ill, then someone died and I had to deal with all the funeral arrangements, he had a disabled wife, and I`ve had to sort out their house and her care.
First time I`ve been home for a week and a half!
Venusxxx
Thanks, you all put a smile on my face smile
Seems this is one bitching illness, one thats going to lay me up for a while, and even if I feel too green to post anything of any substance, it`s good just to read the giggles!
I have two doctors working with me now, and they are giving me consultations on the phone so I don`t have to go anywhere!
I`m in bed allllllllllllll the time.......... :twisted:
Venusxxx
After a 5 minute examination and a pat on the head I came home from the doctors last Friday with the diagnosis of Tonsilitis. Since going bright yellow I am now having blood tests to see which form of Hepatitis I have. It wont be the really serious one caught by going abroad, needles or sex etc, but either `infectious hepatitis` or more likely `viral hepititis`, which can arise from glandular fever.
Why am I boring everyone here with this?
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE TOTAL CRUD (and may well for weeks to come) AND WANT SOME SYMPATHY DAMMIT! :upset: surpriseduch:
Venusxxx
Hi dan
Just to share my view is that age is not important as long as everyone likes u for who u are. biggrin biggrin
Mars
Ohhh yes! We`ve been doing it for years one way or another. The local kids used to call us The Addams Family! lol
They used to run up and bang on the door just to hear Mars shout at them........but they loved it really, the house was always full of kids.
Venusxxx
I`ve seen that one before. I said it then, and I`ll say it now
It`s Mars!
He`s gas a fearsome rputation with our daughter`s boyfriends1
Venusxxx
Symtoms of being over 25? Near death with the flu!
Gonna be absent for a bit surpriseduch:
If we could get a laptop I`d be home free, lol but I`m confined to the sofa right now confused
Missing you all :inlove:
Venusxxx
Hi, I see you are from Edinburgh....
I have this thing for a Scots accent, and an Irish one :evil2:
Venusxxx
I use a automatic corrector on spellings I`m unsure about.
I left it on when my eldest daughter took over the PC. I also left MSN on, and somebody IMed me......
Daughter-
Mum's in the shower, I have to go, I need to log into my MEN.......
No, I didn't mean that, I meant log into my MEN.......
Whats going on? MEN MEN MEN.........

I think I to keep an eye on that girl :shock:
Venusxxx
hi biscuit
I think everyone on this Forum is pretty good, i have not been on that long myself, and so far i have only seen good thing`s.
And i think everyone would be gentle with a first timer. lol
Mars
Hi something_new, im glad you came on this Forum it`s very good, but i just don`t get enough time on here. :cry:
I finely got the computer to myself. :thrilled:
Im sorry that i have no advice to give you, as i have not been with another guy myself yet. wink
I have read the reply`s that you have gotten, and i think that thay have given you the same advice i would. Find someone that`s bi, and Sexyscotscouple is spot on here.
Sexyscotscouple
On the other aspect of males being offended by the idea, I can only suggest that all parties are up front and fully honest about thier intentions or interests before beginning anything. This has worked for us so far.

And here to.
Sexyscotscouple
Having had some experience I would personally recommend that all males/couples should try it, you never know you might like it.

I hope you decide to try it (soon) lol , i think you will find it as good as you hope.
Me and venus will be trying soon to.
Mars