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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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There are 10 I`m stuck on, hopefully they will come to me before tonight, but as I`ve already slept on it, I doubt it!
Some I *think* I have a rough idea of, but the full phrases are alluding me!
Venusxxx
Hi, I`ll try to get Mars on later to give you some input. He`s not tried it as yet, and was not at all bi-curious when he was younger, but when I bought the subject up later on in our marraige, as a personal fantasy only, he too became more excited by the idea. Took him completely by surprise to be honest! lol
You two should swap notes!
Just wondering, how does your girlfriend feel about your bi-curiousity?
Venusxxx
I loved Sixth Sense. I found it very atmospheric. It preyed on childhood fears in a way we can all relate to, making it for me, one of the only `scary` films I`ve seen.
I`ve not seen The Usual Suspects.
Venusxxx
The Crow - where brandon lee is on the table of the meeting being shot at by several gang members and the film goes into slow mo...... this is where brandon lee died whilst filming (the guns where all supposed to be loaded with blanks, but a real bullet was put into a gun and he got shot and died on set)

Thankyou, that was always the most erotic bit of the film for me til now! I hadn`t realised it was that scene.
Highlander, the bit where Queen`s who wants to live forever is playing.
Venusxxx
Ohhhhhh dyslexic! Took me ages to work that one out!
Guess I`ve been hanging around on too many American forums, I used the US spelling.
I fhulde make certaine I wacchen my fpelling for thee erelong
biggrin
Venusxxx
From what I have read, most of the action seems to be up north, although Bournmouth seems to be quite active at the moment! Not much help to you though, but it is somewhere other than north!
They are all dirty buggers up there. :shock:
Perhaps doing a `search by area` on the member list would be helpful? That`s what I did. Only a few hail from West Sussex though sad
I`m afraid we fall in the catagory of `pretenders`, not being active as yet!
Venusxxx
Congratulations!
Just a few words of advice, don`t get the vaseline for the baby mixed up with your own, or mistake a babygrow for the `nearest tea towel` after a good session.
It`s just bad and wrong surprised
Venusxxx
I was thinking somewhere along the lines of
Smart professional lady, enjoys long walks along the beach, fine wines and the theater

lol lol lol
Some of you know me by now, what would you guys suggest?
(we`ll ignore Mars, he doesn`t get to post enough, I promise he will when he prises the keyboard from my cold dead fingers wink )
Venusxxx
Don`t get me started, I raved about this site when I first started, and, and.......and I think I shall have to stop, I`m filling up here! :inlove:
Venusxxx
Hi Kate, I`m sure you`ll have lots of fun doesn`t take long to get to know everyone does it? I love this site!
Venusxxx
OMG WOW! I`ve always wanted a midshipman mimeograph cheese abysmal exegesis shoreline belly provocation abbey coextensive convene curtsey cheese handel anomaly dyspeptic.
What`s wrong with you man?!
Venusxxx
Whats the most memorable porn spam you people have had?
My personal favourite was for Viagra...........
BREAK DOWN WALLS WITH YOUR MIGHTY COCK!!!!

Yep, that`ll get their attention lol
Venusxxx
I have to be boring and admit that my best experiances have been in bed! I have had some memorable times out of bed though! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Breathing !! - They have to be breathing. Anything else is a bonus!!! rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes lol lol lol
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Well I was breathing until I read that!
Venusxxx
For me I see a process people go through before they decide to embark on swinging. This process is taken over a period, and I would find it difficult to relate to someone who hasn`t journyed through certain steps first. I doubt that a young person would have had the time to explore all their other options first. It may well be that there are other approaches to swinging that are just as valid, and which apply to younger people, but because I`ve never experianced them I can`t relate. I tend to judge better from personal experiance.
So theres no offense intended, it`s simply how I think!
Venusxxx
Why don`t you get together with Sussex Guy, he is trying to organise one for Sussex, Pompey is not so far away smile
Combine the two, the bigger the better!
Venusxxx
Well, we`ve never been to one either, what kind of venue would it be held in? Is it just a matter of meeting up in a pub for a pint and a giggle?Do we all wear carnations? If so I`d be happy to look up some good pubs. Nothing too quiet, but not so loud we can`t have a conversation.
BTW, mine`s a Murphys biggrin
Venusxxx
Glad someone started this. I`ve been trying to have non-painful anal for years :cry:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
OMG I have a fantasy about this kind of thing, but it involves me and holes, and tongues........ redface
I didn`t realise it had a name!
Venusxxx

Who am I kidding? Tongues indeed! It involves almost anything that can fit through a hole biggrin
Venusxxx
For us it seems to last a long time, and then we look at the clock and realise we haven`t been at it for very long at all.......
That because we are getting decrepid and need to quit smoking! lol
Venusxxx
OMG I have a fantasy about this kind of thing, but it involves me and holes, and tongues........ redface
I didn`t realise it had a name!
Venusxxx
I`ve noticed this is your first post. With so many ads on the site, I should imagine people will lilkely go with the ones posted by those who they have come to know better through chatting on here.
Have a play in the cafe, it helps, and the regulars there don`t bite..........much! biggrin
I hope that helps smile
Venusxxx
153 miles an hour. I`ll see how I get on later, AFTER, my son`s birthday party surprised
Venusxxx
Well there are four of us (including Mars) who favour West Sussex if thats any help!
Venusxxx
Hey, you never know, you might eventually find a girlfriend here.....that would certainly bypass bringing the swinging issue to the fore later in a relationship!
Stranger things have happened!
Venusxxx
Well, it certainly shut me up! No mean feat................he almost made me blush.....not quite, but almost! :P
Venusxxx