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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83
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Mars and I are just really cautious. It makes no difference to us how subtle a persons intro is, or how descriptive their profile is. Until we have interacted with them somewhat, in a conversational likeminded manner, we are unlikely to take an interest. This is because for us, it`s the interaction which gives us a real idea of a persons character, not one or two posts, no matter how well those posts might be written.
So, you can either keep plugging away, let people get to know you, or wait out for ladies like Daffodil
, either way you will get there eventually.
Venusxxx
So, you can either keep plugging away, let people get to know you, or wait out for ladies like Daffodil
, either way you will get there eventually. Venusxxx
Personally I love a good snog! If I`m going to let someone shag me, then I want to at least know how they kiss. Mars however says that he would feel `weird` kissing another guy, even though he is bi-curious. When it comes to another woman, to be honest I haven`t given it much thought, I`ll cross that bridge when I come to it. I have been with another woman before, and we did kiss, but it wasn`t the best of experiances. That was more to do with not being compatable with the woman more than my preferences though.
Venusxxx
Venusxxx
No, not a hope in hell, unless of course I was able to save for a flight to Australia and lose the hours I was supposed to die in...........
If I did that, would it mean that by default I would then live forever?!
No matter, I intend to live forever anyway, if only just to annoy the snot out of my kids!
Venusxxx
If I did that, would it mean that by default I would then live forever?!
No matter, I intend to live forever anyway, if only just to annoy the snot out of my kids!
Venusxxx
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo, bath. Bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet
while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once
again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on
their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike
fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good
little cat I was. Hmmm...not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I
was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning
foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise
and smell the foul odor of what they call "pizza." More importantly, I
overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must
learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe
snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to
return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to
be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my
every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is
assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time...
Venusxxx
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo, bath. Bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry
cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet
while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once
again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on
their bed.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike
fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good
little cat I was. Hmmm...not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I
was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning
foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise
and smell the foul odor of what they call "pizza." More importantly, I
overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must
learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe
snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to
return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to
be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my
every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is
assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time...
Venusxxx
Sorry Blue, I missed your post! That too is easy to do given the dimensions of the screen I`m using right now!
Help with our addition.............any suggestions which approach we should be taking? I prefer the `confront and conquer` approach..........
or..........I could have the teen drag herself out of bed and force the issue
Catch you all later
Venusxxx
Help with our addition.............any suggestions which approach we should be taking? I prefer the `confront and conquer` approach..........
or..........I could have the teen drag herself out of bed and force the issue
Catch you all later
Venusxxx
................getting weaker...........water........water.........I need physical sustinance.............
Isn`t it amazing how much one can get away with when the kids are in the room and the browser is reduced to a 5x6 inch screen.....
/rushes off to check out KitKat and Heather`s sites...... :rascal:
Venusxxx
Isn`t it amazing how much one can get away with when the kids are in the room and the browser is reduced to a 5x6 inch screen.....
/rushes off to check out KitKat and Heather`s sites...... :rascal:
Venusxxx
hwoar: Given the chance I would have been in Art College after school, but events didn`t pan out this way, which is just as well, as I`ve since discovered that I `dry up` if I try to create art to commission! Life led me to consider counselling, then being the person I am, go the whole route to clinical psychology. I wouldn`t go back and do anything differently (except perhaps do it all a little quicker), because it`s my life to date that has led to these decisions.
I`ll make it too, if I can get my head around statistics, statistics, statistics!
If I fall down anywhere in study, that`ll be where it happens.
Venusxxx
I`ll make it too, if I can get my head around statistics, statistics, statistics!
If I fall down anywhere in study, that`ll be where it happens.
Venusxxx
I`ve jumped in on all kinds of threads here, replying to posts from people without knowing whether they are male, female, single, couple, gay, bi, animal, or mineral!
I tend not to reply to the vegetables! :P
I thought Misschief was a guy! 
No Misschief, you weren`t being butch, you were doing so well at being one of the lads on a particular thread, and I hadn`t read many of your previous posts!
Venusxxx
I tend not to reply to the vegetables! :P
I thought Misschief was a guy!
No Misschief, you weren`t being butch, you were doing so well at being one of the lads on a particular thread, and I hadn`t read many of your previous posts!
Venusxxx
Instructions received from HQ
Jane, your mission for the next two weeks is of a delicate nature, it is down to you to boost the morale of our poor boys on the front. This may be undertaken in anyway necessary. Your previous training in this area should be adequate. You will need to rendevous at 1100 hours at ****** to collect the various high tech tools which will likely be needed, as well as the livestock we feel is crucial to the mental well being of one soldier in particular. It is of of vital importance that we do not lose this person. We do not care how these animals are smuggled over to him, just as long as they are. Any more detail on this matter is on a strictly `need to know` basis.
If you are captured during this mission, we will deny all knowledge of your existance. You know what you must do in this event. Cyanide pills will be available to you.
This correspondance will self destruct in 5 seconds
