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30 Mar 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl
I think that you're use of accent's instead of apostrophe's is really ok. There not two disimilar. On the whole you havent done to bad in helping people to punctuate they're posts. I wo'nt point out any more of you're mistakes. Watch out for the other's though because their just taking the piss.

Thankyou. That's why I pointed out that I make errors myself, and entitled the thread `Casual Punctuation tips`. I am nowhere near expert enough to offer faultless tips, it`s simply a rough guide to becoming legible. smile

smile

I thought it might be remiss of me to litter the thread with errors I`m aware I make, given it's nature, which is why I'm trying to use proper apostrophes. Bad habits are a sod to break though! lol

lol

Venusxxx

30 Mar 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
maybe you should find something else to relieve the boredom? :twisted: :twisted:

Maybe I should find a baby-sitter first sad

sad

Besides, this might actually proove to be helpful to some. It's the kind of thing I'm working on with Mars, and as the thread progresses, I may find some handy tips myself. I've already picked up on few punctuation and spelling tips in my year here.
Venusxxx

30 Mar 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl

Note I`m not using grave accents instead of apostophes for this thread, so I want my damn peanut!
Venusxxx

Old habits are so hard to break aren't they. lol

lol

:lol: :lol:
Oh FFS you pedants! Quote the first post, that was bloody hard work that was! *pouts*
/flounces
Venusxxx

30 Mar 2005

Quote by lucyuktv2
They're, their, and their
Venusxxx

you mean there?
Oh fuck. Yes that's the one! :lol2:
Venusxxx

30 Mar 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
or should i just get me coat now?????
sean xxxxx

Yes, get your coat. flipa

flipa

and yes I am bored.
Venusxxx

30 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Fuck off, you want my job?

:moon:
I'm tempted to do lessons two (to, too, and two (They're, their, and their), and three (do not/don't etc). Do you want those ones or shall I? :lol:
Note I`m not using grave accents instead of apostophes for this thread, so I want my damn peanut!
Venusxxx

30 Mar 2005

Run through what you wish to say in your head. How would you say it?
Hi my name is Venus and I am a post whore I am 33 going on 15 I like sex socialising talking and flit from one project to another I am easily distracted sometimes I hate my kids and housework drives me batty I am waiting for a job to begin so I can stop climbing the walls at home because I am bored shitless I like to be obnoxious at every given opportunity because it makes people laugh I like making people laugh I like the attention it makes me feel good
A rule of thumb is to use commas where you would pause for breath, and full-stops when a new statement would make sense on it's own.
Hi. My name is Venus, and I am a post whore. I am 33 going on 15. I like sex, socialising, talking,and often flit from one project to another. I am easily distracted. Sometimes I hate my kids, and housework drives me batty. I am waiting for a job to begin, so I can stop climbing the walls at home, because I am bored shitless. I like to be obnoxious at every given opportunity, because it makes people laugh. I like making people laugh. I like the attention. It makes me feel good.
I don't always get it right, but it doesn`t matter on a casual chat orientated board. It's enough that the punctuation I use makes my posts understandable.
I wouldn't know where to start in offering spelling tips, but bad spelling AND bad/nonexistant punctuation makes a post practically impossible to read, so I hope the above helps a little. It's here if you want to use it. smile

smile

Venusxxx

30 Mar 2005

Scandal. You were never breast-fed as a baby were you?
Venusxxx

30 Mar 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Nooooooooooo , never acused you of pedantry Ice :-)
Im am currently experiencing my " pleasant to people " night for the month .

Quote by Ice Pie
soapboxing about bad spelling and stuff.
I don't do that. Ever.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
OK. I`m reaching out. I am not a well person. I`m having an episode which involves literary hallucinations.
I`m just going to go milk the cows now Ma. :crazy:
Venusxxx

29 Mar 2005

Tune`s been here a year?! :shock:
It felt like five wink

wink

Happy Anniversary! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

28 Mar 2005

Combat gear is included
Venusxxx

28 Mar 2005

Plenty of room, I`ll put you down smile

smile

Venusxxx

28 Mar 2005

Quote by westerross
It has really gone to the girl's head - walking across water now!!
Love it!

Well of courseI could have walked it :roll:, but I was over-looking all of the little people sillly!
Venusxxx

28 Mar 2005

The news is running in the background, and I picked up on the newsreader saying that `from now on it will be illegal to travel across (a certain area) at more than ten miles an hour`.
`Your kidding?!` I said, `You may as well get out and walk`...........
They were talking about Lake Windermere :doh:
Now where`s my coffee?! :crazy:
Venusxxx

28 Mar 2005

Quote by westerross
Venus a Mod?? :lol:

I would rather drive hot nails through my eyeballs smile

smile

Happy Mods day...........
YOU POWER HUNGRY FREAKS! :mrgreen: wink

wink

Venusxxx

27 Mar 2005

It wasn`t so much a point than a question, which you answered. Conscience seems to come in to this quite a bit, in fact even more so than morality, since you are the only one who would be aware of the deceit. So I go back to my first response. :mrgreen:
As for whether it is immoral if you don`t get caught, the immorality exists before you get caught (says I, but this is possibly another `cat in a box debate wink

wink

), it`s just a matter of whether you get away with it or not. I can think of a great many things we wouldn`t do, even if we could get away with it, are there any reasons why this should be any different?
Venusxxx

27 Mar 2005

Quote by little
The fact that you started a thread about it suggests to me that you are too aware of the personal moral implications, and stand a good chance of beating yourself up afterward. My advice would be `not`.:
Venusxxx

I agree with Venus, your conscience could come back to haunt you....
Mike.
Not sure if conscience comes into it TBH ! :shock:
Conscience would only ever come into play if the scenario were such that i was morally aware of it being a "wrong" thing to do.
What of the situations? Do we have the right to decide which situations in life are morally wrong. dunno

dunno

I could be talking about something like the kids easter eggs which i may, or may not have just eaten. :undecided:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX
You have asked whether you ought to do something underhand (immoral?) to get what you want. You`ve stated that this action could possibly be taken without ill effect to another (which *could* dismantle to morality aspect, pending on whether morality is determined by effect on others; enter unfaithfulness yadda yadda). If it`s not a question concerning concience, then what is the fuel to this thread?
Jesus Little, you don`t fuck around when you start a thread do you?! This has the makings of a scorcher! lol

lol

BTW, If youhave consumed the kids Easter eggs, then you WILL burn in hell. No question. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

27 Mar 2005

The fact that you started a thread about it suggests to me that you are too aware of the personal moral implications, and stand a good chance of beating yourself up afterward. My advice would be `not`.
Those who would get away with it wouldn`t have given it a second thought. wink

wink

Venusxxx

27 Mar 2005

Quote by cool4catz
as you can see, we are all keen to get to know you better, some of us in ways which don`t necessarily involve your genitals

Sorry - does not compute!
Pssst, yes I know it doesn`t, but I was trying to go for that whole `false sense of security` thingy. Get with the programme bloke! smackbottom

smackbottom

Venusxxx

27 Mar 2005

Kristoff, just a thought, but isn`t the third degree akin to throwing ASL at someone (aka bloody annoying). Some people like to offer this information during the course of a conversation. It`s called finding their feet in their own time. Of course it`s different if someone comes in complaining about a lack of response to their `I wanna shag post`, but I believe she was just saying hi.
And what`s with the

are you straight, lesbian or that rare creature the bi-fem
are you looking for relationships, no strings attached sex, for men, women or couples.

What about the person behind the sexual orientation? What are you, some kind of perv?! rotflmao

rotflmao

Hi Sarah, take your time, and feel free to join in the banter in the Cafe, as you can see, we are all keen to get to know you better, some of us in ways which don`t necessarily involve your genitals wink

wink

Venusxxx

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I was thinking of your Darth Vader dick

You've been dying to admit that for months, haven't you? ;)
:lol2:
:bastard! rotflmao

rotflmao

Venusxxx

27 Mar 2005

I was thinking of your Darth Vader dick wink

wink

You can`t have an unhealthy obsession with StarTrek, on account of it being all real (according to Mars)
Venusxxx

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Nomad_Soul
ps I make it 34 links (correct me if i'm wrong) lol

I`ll correct you. One doesn`t count, it was linked to highlight a G post :P
Ice, you don`t? Then I`m afraid I shall have to seriously worry about your unhealthy obsession with Star Wars :shock:
Ta very much people :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

27 Mar 2005

dunno

This is one of those TV threads isn`t it?
I watched a film on TV last week........`We were Soldiers`, sorry, that`s all I have to offer :P
Venusxxx

27 Mar 2005

Quote by bollocks
You have an addiction to hyperlinks then? lol
Stalkers, deaths???, I would say you have maybe earnt five mins of being self absorbed lol
If doing the naked 'typing with your nips' or whatever it was? LOL thing works for you then fuck it just do it!
I agree with the 'it is just the internet comment', I dont for the life of me see why some people have a hard on for shooting their traps off online, utters bollocks and I cannot be doing with it
Anyhoo HTML babe lol, look after yourself and lay off of the coffee after 8pm
Yo, bollocks!

Boredom, Venus and a bottle of wine is a dangerous combination. I can`t believe you people are actually clicking on the links :shock:
You poor damn fools :giggle:
Venusxxx

27 Mar 2005

I`m really very, very, bloody sorry.
I`ve been here exactly a year to the day.......probably every bloody day (If I could have got away with it) :shock:
The past year as some of you know has been a tough one, with my being pretty bloody ill, unemployment, dead people leaving us with a disabled person to look out for and two households to run (how dare he), eviction notice...the list goes on, but never did you hear me whinge.
Whinge
Whinge
Whinge
Whinge
Whinge
I joined this forum as member number 12668 and yet am the sixth highest poster, having posted more than any of the members, many of the mods, and have posted more than the site owner himself :shock: Given my PM activity, this can be doubled..........again, I`m really very sorry.
No I`m not. I lied. :mrgreen:
In my time here I have been a model member. Never have I become upset with other members, or crossed swords with Foxy. Never would I have dreamed of promoting psychobabble across the board, or the winding up of mods. Never have I had a thread locked. Never have I engaged in abuse so worrying with Ice, that another had to PM me to check that we were in fact joking. Never have I been as self-important as to post links to my own threads and posts (33 to be precise wink

wink

) . I have never posted a serious sexual thread, and neither have I juiced all over the forum, for that would just be crass, but I did once witness G trying to dampen down a contentious era on the forum, which is akin to being witness to a UFO. I have risen above the temptation of hurling abuse at people or pick on a newbie, proving that I can, in fact practice, what I preach. It`s a good job too, else Sarge may have been tempted to deactivate my account...three bloody times :huh:.....but of course, this never happened either. I have been the soul of discretion, and a pillar of strength, kept my inner thoughts to myself, maintaining that air of mystery which oozes seduction. I am the pinnacle of femininity and sophistication, the testamony to motherhood, and the most unpretentious and non-self absorbed person you could ever hope to meet. I am also always right. I have given much of value to this community, but no, no need to thank me I do it all willingly, because that is just the kind of person I am. So this in mind, I shall continue be the self-sacrificing person that I am, and stick around for years and years and years and years and years to come :twisted:, so I can be the shining example of humanity which everybody here hopes to acheive one ://
Together we shall make this world a better place. :mrgreen:
And you all thought I`d thank Mark, the mods, the good friends who I`ve made along the way (you know who you are), emphasise the value of the social life SH offers, which has dictated that my time with you guys consists of 90% socialising, and 10% swinging, and tell you all that I wouldn`t change that for the world, speak of the confidence I`ve gained, from being able to express myself in the way I want, around people who live for expression, instead of wanting to stifle it, how this has influenced all corners of my life, how I wouldn`t have become the person I am now, as quickly as I have.....and all that bollocks didn`t you?
Well, you were wrong.
*sighs*
When will you little people learn? It`s only a website FFS! rolleyes

rolleyes

Besides, shit like that makes Neilinleeds cry.
Pussy.
Venusxxx
Oh yeah, forgot to mention, there`s a bloke who figures in all this somewhere, I forget his name......something to do with chocolate I think........ dunno

dunno

26 Mar 2005

I`m upset *pout*
Why doesn`t anyone want me to rule the world?! evil

evil

Venusxxx

26 Mar 2005

Aww bolloxs I fucked up on the smoking make that 2044
Another 24 years to be obnoxious is definately worth quitting for :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

26 Mar 2005

2068 And I smoke :shock:
Obviously the secret to longevity is to be as obnoxious as possible at all times :mrgreen:
I do apologise.
Venusxxx

26 Mar 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Anyone fancy some fun with a couple , were going out tonight.

rotflmao

:mrgreen:
Venusxxx