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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Quote by freckledbird
Hello and welcome, Bollocks.
lol I never imagined I'd ever say that :lol:

Why not?! I say it on a regular basis! :rascal:
Hello and welcome Bollocks :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
Venus he said 30 before he edited it again, after I posted.

I d wish people would stop doing that! :doh:
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
lol You just aged 2 years in 10 minutes :lol:

No he didn`t. He said in his 30`s.
Venusxxx
Tip, just read the first 20 pages, and if you are still hungry for more, read the first 20 pages again, it`ll amount to the same.
Venusxxx
The bar just keeps getting raised higher doesn`t it?
Just as long as you all enjoyed yourselves. rolleyes
Venusxxx
Yeah, I thought about going to a doctor about it, but I`m shamefully bad for getting checked out for anything. What was the verdict?
Venusxxx
If you starts <tut>ing and <ffs>ing I`m going to die laughing. rotflmao
Someone will possibly be along soon to tell you that stories need to go in the story section......
:mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Oh! We had an intense session one in which I came so intensely I was doubled up for hours, and felt very sick. I was as white as a sheet, and curled up on the bathroom floor. Made Mars feel like a real hero it did! redface Still not sure what the hell it was all about, I thought maybe it was down to too deep a penetration, I dunno, but I know it fucking hurt. It`s not the first time it`s happened, but it was the most painful and long lasting. I know the womb contracts and stuff when a woman cums, so I`ve wondered if it`s a matter of a contraction which gets stuck, and cramps? But that won`t be much use to you, cos you don`t have one!
Maybe I should start one for the women on this, because I thought about it at the time, just never got around to it.
Venusxxx
:welcome:
There`s a sticky at the top of this forum which may help smile
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15156.html
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Fig roll. Too much of me and I`ll give you the shits. :mrgreen:
Karenxxx

Ginger Nut: Reassuringly hard and delivering a warm tingling sensation, but if you dunk me too long I go limp and leave a messy residue. rotflmao
/shakes head in despair.......
Venusxxx
Quote by mattmoleman
Venus. Am I right?

No
Quote by LordZenx
Venus - What is right ? wink

I am
Venusxxx
Quote by niceguysdoexist
I notice you don't say what kind of biscuit you are Venus.

I haven`t taken the test. I don`t need to, as I already know I am a fig roll :smug:
Venusxxx
Quote by LordZenx
How can you categorise for everyone what is 'right' ?

Easy. Ask Venus :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by hornet harlot
Dilema.... We always go to clubs to meet folks, but just recently I (harltot) have been asked to meet guys at hotels. Obviously husband would know. What do most of u who have done this do;
Do u meet for a coffee 1st then arrange another meet.
Do u go straight to a room ?
Who pays for the room ? both? one who booked?
What if u don't want to go any further ?
What if he doesn't want to go any further ? (gawd) ! ( i think that's the one I dread).
What to be aware of ? Any tips ?
Should I do it ?
Think it would be exciting but want to avoid a bad experience as have all been good up to now.
:love: xxx

When you make contac with someone, send them the above quote :mrgreen:
I have sent people, I`ve touched base with, `EEEK` pms on more than one occassion. They`ve all been wonderfully receptive about it smile
Venusxxx
Quote by mattmoleman
Sorry Venus, I should of made it a little more clear of my upset.
mad :x Noooo, whats wrong with the link!!!! :x :x
:cry: :cry: I want to see what Venus was showing :cry: :cry:
banghead :banghead: Maybe it is the way I'm holding the mouse. Thats why it is not working.
:undecided: :undecided: Nope, tried both hands now and still nothing. I can't even guess at what the site is going to be. :cry: :cry: :cry:
I'll have to let her know because I'm sure I'm not the only person that will be upset that Venus' link is not working. :jagsatwork: wink
Would that be a little better for you hun?

I should think so too! Much better thank you. I mean, how do you expect to function as a balanced human being unless you find out what your biscuit type is?! Eh? Answer me that!
Chris, it`ll be at least another week or so before I find out, the person I need to arrange it with is on leave :banghead:
Venusxxx
Quote by mattmoleman
Doesn't work venus? sad

Well, from the look of devastation in your post, I can tell that this test is of crucial importance to you. Well done! I have fixed the link, cos I`m nice like that. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Here you go Scandal. Please take it. It`s essential to your inner peace and self-development rotflmao

innocent
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
oh and Venus, fuck off with the biscuit thread
flipa lol

Gosh. That`s rather offensive for the morning Scandal surprised
:mrgreen:
They didn`t have a fig roll result sad
Venusxxx
Absolutely not. We should all be open to pulling back from damaging trends, else Chavs are here to stay :shock:
The `popular` argument doesn`t hold water on it`s own.
Venusxxx
I have made over 4000 posts of complete crap. Bolloxs to the quality. If if gives you the chance to blow your own horn, then I say go for it! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Yes wink
And there we have it ladies and gentlemen. Scandal is a three page wonder! :P
Venusxxx
I`m afraid I`m not from Everton, but I`m young and horny, and ready to Cam if you like Scandal :mrgreen:
Gotcha!
Who needs a `Snog` thread! :bounce:
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
Hell yeah mmmmmmm
(again)

It's a flamin Harem now
*in stitches here* Pmsl
lol :lol: :lol:
Without a doubt
love Mars
:giggle:
She`d be able to reach too! passionkiss
:edit: :twisted:
Ohhh yes, YES, YES, YES........OHHHHHHH.....OHHHHHH OH MY GOD....MMMMMMMMM.......AAAAHHHHH........
oh, he said snog didn`t he? redface
Venusxxx