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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
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My effort will be something along this line.....only crappier :mrgreen:
Mars has a grey sparkly dress to hack up as chainmail. He was none too impressed with me when I announced in the middle of a charity shop that we would `buy that nice slinky dress we saw a couple of shops back for you hun.`
Something had to be done, he was threatening to come as a medieval Samurai warrior. :huh:
Venusxxx
Mars has a grey sparkly dress to hack up as chainmail. He was none too impressed with me when I announced in the middle of a charity shop that we would `buy that nice slinky dress we saw a couple of shops back for you hun.`
Something had to be done, he was threatening to come as a medieval Samurai warrior. :huh:
Venusxxx
Mr Laid did willfully invade my premises, and proceeded to torment VenusnMars junior, aged nine, stating, and I quote:
`It is not a party until you have made somebody elses child cry`
Where upon he stole the child`s ball, and ignoring pleas of `GIMMEEEEEEEEEE my ball back`, Mr Laid did turn aforementioned boy upsidedown proceeding to drop the victim upon his head.
Unfortunately I did not witness the `dropping on the head`, but was able to hear an audible thud, and even more audible bawling from VenusnMars junior.
Mr Laid then proceeded to call the victim `a girl`.
Trauma resulting from this visit included at least two hours of `Prima donna` behaviour from the victim thus driving his parents to despair.
Hanging is too good. :huh:
Venusxxx
`It is not a party until you have made somebody elses child cry`
Where upon he stole the child`s ball, and ignoring pleas of `GIMMEEEEEEEEEE my ball back`, Mr Laid did turn aforementioned boy upsidedown proceeding to drop the victim upon his head.
Unfortunately I did not witness the `dropping on the head`, but was able to hear an audible thud, and even more audible bawling from VenusnMars junior.
Mr Laid then proceeded to call the victim `a girl`.
Trauma resulting from this visit included at least two hours of `Prima donna` behaviour from the victim thus driving his parents to despair.
Hanging is too good. :huh:
Venusxxx
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Venusxxx
Somebody needs to make a complaint. In the six weeks I`ve been waiting for the paperwork and medical etc, so I can actually start this damn job. I`ve looked at group dynamics, philosophy, IQ, mental health, sworn at people for 15 pages of a thread, read books, joined god knows how many new forums, haven`t slept, become a PM whore, been locked out of the forum three times by Bilko, and risen to number 7 on the `prolific poster` list :huh:
BTW, Eager has a PM hun
Venusxxx
BTW, Eager has a PM hun
Venusxxx
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and who I need to follow into the toilets to have a gentle word in their 'shell like'
Ooops! :uhoh: :giggle:
Well I`m back, after the wonderfully valuable and educational time spent with the kids, going fossil-hunting on the beach, in the snow. MOMF could be right. I think I`m an Ice Mummy :huh:
Venusxxx
It has come to my attention that the site is of late, complete pants. Rather than sit back and bitch about this, I have conducted a search and have unearthed the following threads from the days that the site was not, in fact, pants.
YOU B*STARDS!!!!
A Southerner is for life.......
Wanted Davej
Is your son gonna be gay?
The Idiots Guide to Swinging for the Single Male
Letter from Clerk to Swinging Heaven Municipal Boro
The sanctity of marriage
First club experience
All those in favour of my sentiment say `aye` and bump the suggested threads, or other decent thread from the past. If nothing gets bumped, I shall consider my version of pants to be very different to anyone elses and shut the fuck up.
Right, I`m off to go fossil hunting with the kids.
Thankyou for your time
Venusxxx
YOU B*STARDS!!!!
A Southerner is for life.......
Wanted Davej
Is your son gonna be gay?
The Idiots Guide to Swinging for the Single Male
Letter from Clerk to Swinging Heaven Municipal Boro
The sanctity of marriage
First club experience
All those in favour of my sentiment say `aye` and bump the suggested threads, or other decent thread from the past. If nothing gets bumped, I shall consider my version of pants to be very different to anyone elses and shut the fuck up.
Right, I`m off to go fossil hunting with the kids.
Thankyou for your time
Venusxxx
Thank god! Say something funny!!I know a lot of guys like it when it`s pulled out of the mouth at the last minute so they can cum over your face and tits. Suits me fine IF I can get the timing right. Nothing worse than fucking that bit up. I`m a great fan of tasting precum, and I do enjoy it when as man cums in my mouth.......it`s the realisation that I have a mouthful of something I`m not quite sure what to do with that gets me very time. Trying to swallow it makes me gag, discreetly trying to lose it, just seems insulting, and opening my mouth to let it all dribble out just makes me look like I need a bib! :shock:
I DO like sucking cock though :twisted:
Venusxxx
I DO like sucking cock though :twisted:
Venusxxx
