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Quote by westerross
I`m horny, not cold, but bored shitless. Can I play?! :twisted:
Venusxxx

With thighs like that - err Yup!! My dream ...... aaaah!
Tune= my dream come true. A man into cellulite rotflmao
Venusxxx
Are you just sticking to AVs too Libra, or is a visit to Reeses` bum quiz in order?
Venusxxx
all that effort, but unless you make it an av, he won`t use it.
He has an Av fetish lol
Venusxxx
And `stickies` are topics which the mods pin to the top of the pages so that they do not get pushed down by other active topics (threads)
smile
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That guy is on Newgrounds (sorry, I have teens). Not seen that one, but I saw the one where he cooks someone in his oven :twisted:
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Quote by wallace47
I must be dong something wrong...when I follow the instructions, I get into swingingheaven..and there is only me there sad

Use deodorant. lol
Venusxxx
lol it might have also helped if they had chosen a lead whose acting ability wasn`t in the same ball-park as Kevin Costner too (did you ever see The Saint?! blink), never mind, least he was pretty. :twisted:
Venusxxx
True, but it`s still good for eye-candy and tunes :mrgreen:. I think you have to be under 18 to reallyappreciate it wink
Venusxxx
Thought you might :mrgreen:
Won`t put your name down til the missus gives the thumbs up then smile
Venusxxx
Quote by Silk and Big G
Can we bring our own guns ??

Errrrrr.......seeing as it`s you, I have to ask; Paintball guns? :uhoh:
Why, wanna come?
Venusxxx
What, nobody here likes Will Youngs version of `Light my Fire`?!
Gosh. lol
Venusxxx
Quote by nomis123
Fargo / midnight express / the doors

Nobody hated the Doors movie more than The Doors themselves! Good for music and eye-candy though. :mrgreen:
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I`ll definately be wearing the Flak jacket and helmet. Last time I went paintballing I went with a mate who wanted to look `hard and cool`(good looking and knows it rolleyes ) whilst he was playing, and oh how he laughed at us all for wearing the helmet....
He didn`t look so pretty at the end of the day rotflmao
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We watched `The Saw` last night. It was compared to `Se7en`. I thought it was better.
Also watched `Hero` and thought it was visually spectacular, and this had nothing to do with the fact I thought Lee and the guy who played `Broken Sword` hot, or that it had a Taratino `stamp of approval on it` :mrgreen:
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Quote by RedHot
I suggest you get rid of the cock shot mate or you will find yourself banned for breaking the AUP rolleyes
Tracy-Jayne

I was wondering about this the other day. Isn`t it just against the AUP if genital shots are included in the AV and not the post? Otherwise some of us regulars would have been banned long ago, and no doubt some of the mods would have to ban themselves! :shock:
Venusxxx
Ooooooooooooh, I`m assuming you have a REALLY talented tongue then?! :bounce:
(and then we wonder why the `does size really matter?` threads pop up!) :giggle:
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Quote by sexymale21
no pm of the week then?

Quote by Sgt Bilko
One person is picked to receive the PMs and on Friday afternoon we ALL send that person a PM, asking a question so that they have to give a reply. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Don't know who's bright idea i was in the first place but it takes hours to reply to them all!! :shock: :shock: confused confused confused confused wink

Is different.
Venusxxx
Quote by westerross
Right - against my better judgement ...... and feeling a bit safer because half the site are at Rio's.

Oh. My. God :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by sexymale21
i just spotted a poll about this whooops! but feel free to add to this post people biggrin

No, the Poll is about people spamming a PM victim of the week. This just has my life flashing before my eyes as I remember some of the PMs I`ve sent. :scared:
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I quite liked Manson`s `Tainted Love`. I do apologise. I blame the goth girls. redface
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Quote by Jiggle
jiggle (aka the twat)

Yes, yes you are. Please insert this

into your signature. There`s a good lad.
Thankyou.
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Quote by Scandal
They`ll swallow it.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
You're really a fella?
You are really looking forward to Blue`s aren`t you Scandal?
I can tell :twisted:
Venusxxx