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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
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Straight Female, 83

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No, I think you find it`s a double Sarge.....
but then you always were fond of your doubles. :giggle:
Venusxxx
When I start work :huh: I`m simply planning on telling them that I need at least one a break away a month. They`ll swallow it. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Scandal. Blue`s party. Wear armour.
Venusxxx

Are you not getting confused with the Medieval Banquet ?? confused confused confused confused confused confused wink
I bloody well hope not. Considering what I`m planning on wearing at Blue`s, Steveg would be well pissed :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Policy is you can use your own as long as it passes site regulations smile
I`ll add you to the list.
If all can make it, we have our free smoke grenade :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
lol lol lol I should have phrased it `continue on`, it doesn`t make for smooth reading :doh:
Sorry, can`t defend yours, it was simply a fuck up! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

banghead banghead banghead banghead banghead
A joke is a joke you absolute, complete and total fookin pedant, banghead
Noooo, Ice is an absolute complete and total fookin pedant. I`m simply an absolute and total fookin pedant. rolleyes
Neil, I would never be so indiscreet, find your own ladder :P
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
How long ? ? That trap has been there for months. Everyone on Sh knew about it except you lol in fact all we talked about at the last munch was that how Venus hadn't noticed it rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao oh dear ...... how we laughed ! rotflmao rotflmao

evil I no longer wish to see you naked. *sniff*
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
Actually Venus read like this, that Jags and Sarge could continue (carry on), where us lesser mortals can't, on locked threads, it reads perfectly ok. Just thought I'd get that in before Ice Pie turns up.

lol lol lol I should have phrased it `continue on`, it doesn`t make for smooth reading :doh:
Sorry, can`t defend yours, it was simply a fuck up! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
The Scandal doesn't start here untill I fix it again

The Scandal doesn't start here untill I fix it again

The Scandal doesn't start here untill I fix it again

The Scandal doesn't start here untill I fix it again

The Scandal doesn't start here untill I fix it again

The Scandal doesn't start here untill I fix it again

The Scandal doesn't start here untill I fix it again

The Scandal doesn't start here untill I fix it again

:smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
Jags could carry on on locked threads....

Quote by VenusnMars
Jags could carry on on locked threads....

Quote by VenusnMars
Jags could carry on on locked threads....

Quote by VenusnMars
Jags could carry on on locked threads....

Quote by VenusnMars
Jags could carry on on locked threads....

Quote by VenusnMars
Jags could carry on on locked threads....

Quote by VenusnMars
Jags could carry on on locked threads....

She just can't can't healp hurself rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Awww fuckit
/flounces
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
Some suckers around eh Sarge rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

For someone who hasn`t been able to fix their ad for way too long, I`d suggest you quit now......
Not that I`ve been checking or anything....... :uhoh:
Venusxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Post your problem on this thread mate. Then they will have to chose between their hijack or locking this one just to wind you up!

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: innocent innocent innocent
:huh:
And I forgot you and Jags could carry on on locked threads.....it was all for nothing...
Least I have the satisfaction of knowing you are too chickenshit to sign up for Paintball! :smug:
Venusxxx
Quote by lucyuktv2
that's probably why he locked it!
*edit* not that he's anal...

Oh he is, he just hasn`t come to terms with it yet wink :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by n64play
I don't mind the orginal post being locked guys, I posted as a reply to my own topic instead of a new one by mistake, but locking both posts - how can I get any help now without starting another post??

Post your problem on this thread mate. Then they will have to chose between their hijack or locking this one just to wind you up!
Oooooooooh the agony! rotflmao :twisted:
Venusxxx
I have a very good view of his bald head from here. I`m going in! :twisted:

Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
See how easily satisfied she is?
She only has to get on top and that's it, wham bam all over, lights out.
wink
:shock: :shock: :shock:
You`ve been stalking me haven`t you?! *suspicious*
Venusxxx
Ahh but the beauty is that you recover quickly ... ready to go again?????
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Yup! :smug:
Quote by Scandal
:shock: :shock: :shock:
You`ve been stalking me haven`t you?! *suspicious*
Venusxxx

No, I'm just showing all SH members how well I know you. lol
Cheeky sod! rotflmao
If I am to stay on top of Ice, all members must edit any post I wish to post under to include my reply upon request.
Thankyou in advance for your cooperation :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
See how easily satisfied she is?
She only has to get on top and that's it, wham bam all over, lights out.
wink
:shock: :shock: :shock:
You`ve been stalking me haven`t you?! *suspicious*
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
Are you there yet?????
:bounce:
C x

Yup :smug:
The poor bastard`s helpless! We have him sandwiched between us :twisted:
Venusxxx
Pie!
YES! YES!! YES!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Was that good for you hun wink
Venusxxx
Quote by Jiggle
i meet the delightful polo lady on many occasions. and she is no where near scary.
Jiggle

Please tell eveyone I am :twisted:
Venusxxx
`I know, innit just?`
My 13 year old after I told her that coming top of the class in her mathematic test paper results was brilliant.
After a week of stress, tears, and her trying to pull sickies because she was sure she couldn`t do the test, and was going to be put down a set, I`m letting the `innit` go. :smug:
There`s a good chance if she keeps up this level of work, that she will be progressing to set one. :thrilled:
Venusxxx
Quote by steveg_nw
Waves at all the genuine people in this thread that she's met
wave wave wave

I've met 8 of the people posting in this thread so far. They looked genuine to me.
Steve
9 wink
Venusxxx