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Personally I think the entire thread is as funny as fuck, but that`s probably because I`m incorrigible, or twisted, or spend far too much of my time with the lads...or something like that anyway!
Venusxxx
Quote by johnneuk1
smile have you noticed some people become abusive when they can,t think up a reasonable reply, confused:
cool think all the females here are very nice, just dangled a worm to see if icould get a bite,seams I HAVE rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup:

And what an impressive `worm` you have there mate. You should be proud :therethere: :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Well I`m sure that won`t include me. I`m not anti-men, I`m anti human, and I can do that alllllllllllllllll month long :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by foxylady 123
Ive a good mind to go to bed and leave you all to it!! sad

Night night!!!
Its great to know theres a mod around to sympathise with me in my hour of need.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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sad just for that i think i will go off and make obnoxious wind up comments on lots and lots of threads. Now where shall i start with biching?
It WAS you!
Go edit this post you bad girl! smackbottom
Don`t make me come up there! :twisted:
Venusxxx
*sigh*
That`s just a cross we superior intellectuals have to bear.... :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
FFS Neil!!! I didn`t quote! Delete your post and get under me where you belong!
Venusxxx
Quote by lincskate
i think your state of mind is plain for all to see!

Oh do share? Having spent most of the afternoon tarting with her by PM, I`d like to know, from your expert opinion you understand, if she was infact lying about her state of mind at the time..... :uhoh:
I feel so used! :cry:
Venusxxx
Actually I can see why it was posted. Such a one off question may have been better slipped into an existing conversational thread however, but I`ll be the first to admit that I`ve started crap threads and watched them bomb! No biggie. smile
Ignore me though, I`m only defending Jas because I want to get her in bed :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim

Wonder how long they'll stay around?

Already gone Marms. You're too slow. Mal gunned them down and tossed them out
Jas
XXX
Hmmmmmm Mal as a Cowboy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: There's a thought
Hmmmmmm Mal tossing :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: There`s a thought
Venusxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim
The otheres had elements of humour and/or discussion in them. They weren't asking about D.I.Y
Jas

Or er yeah, what she said. lol
Venusxxx
Quote by lincskate
hhmmm... well i have to say whatever mod locked the 'how many?' post was being a bit harsh........
Just cast your eye down the first couple of pages currently active on this forum.... what have we got?
politicallly correct humour....
cars looking feminine....
spots on truckers bums......
would you rather be an egg man or walrus????....
A thread about cows....
stealing goldfish.....
Darwin award for people killing themselves.....
So... erm..... why was the thread asking for help locked ..... ?????
surprised surprised

Cos it was as boring as fuck.
No offense Bignetsuke bird: ;)
Venusxxx
Quote by harry0
I'm obviously doing something very wrong on this site. Unintentionally I keep "posting" and they are being locked.
Have I accidentally offened someone? If I have I'm very sorry.
I am now begging on bended knees for someone to explain the error of my ways....
:love:
Netsuke
P.S Please help.

Think yourself lucky your post has just been locked. I have just replied to a new post and found a message saying only the Mods could access this thread. When I went back to the Cafe, the post had gone. I can understand why though having read it.
Harry0
Casenova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
hump drinkies :borg:
Ditto...pity, my reply was among more of my most scathing! :twisted:
Venusxx
Quote by Jags
A term coined by our Vix today!
Although I am no way shape or form encouraging, recognising, or infact partaking in this trend..... :mrgreen:
Would it be a good idea to provide a sticky warning potential newcomers of this, and why it occurs? Might cut back on the crap posts and subsequent flounces.
Just a suggestion!
Venusxxx

You think they're going to read a sticky??? :shock: :shock: :shock: Not many of them manage the site policy and other stickies about webcamming, site policy, dogging rules etc etc.
I'm just deeply cynical and not scathing of your idea at all.
:P
rotflmao
Just trying to soothe our burning consciences Jags. :lol2:
Venusxxx
I take it from the above response that that was a general `naaaaah fuckem` response?!
Ok, I can live with that! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
I seem to have missed out on this. Is it too late for me to ask for a damn good baiting? ;)

You know damn well you are practically impossible to bait!
Stop trying to feed us rope! :lol2:
Venusxxx
Quote by GoldenGun_25
yeah, is abit to up norf for my liking mush, but dant worry lover babes, coz im a geezer innit and wiv my new xr3i look-a-like ill just go darn the fair in pick up abit of taste innit!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I`m home *emotional sob*
Venusxxx
A term coined by our Vix today!
Although I am no way shape or form encouraging, recognising, or infact partaking in this trend..... :mrgreen:
Would it be a good idea to provide a sticky warning potential newcomers of this, and why it occurs? Might cut back on the crap posts and subsequent flounces.
Just a suggestion!
Venusxxx
Posting for no other reason than to help bump this thread up to the next page because I cannot abide stretched posts! lol
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
You may rest your case

May I also lay my hat? ;)
Well you could.....don`t really give a shit. I wasn`t thinking in terms of you laying your hat. :P
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Well that's where we differ Venus. I would concede that someone's existing viewpoints can be supported and encouraged by malicious humour, but I don't believe they can be caused by it.

You may very well be right Ice, but if this point was taken as far as examples mob mentality, and persecution in war etc, then a huge subject comes into the equation which I`m quite happy to admit I don`t know enough about.......although that statement alone recognises that there are an inumerable (sp?) amount of factors involved!
You may rest your case, thankyou kiss
Venusxxx
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Am I allowed to say...
What have an apple and an prange got in common?
They both dont drive tractors.
???

As someone from a farming community, I find this joke extremally offensive! mad mad mad wink
Ice! Wind your neck in, someone might trip over it! :giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by teppic
or my roots.
Venusxxx

which are dyed may i add
(<<<<<<sits back and waits for the torrent of abuse)
RUN!!! mad mad mad wink
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Neither. It's up to the listener to make of it what he or she will. I'm not going to develop a prejudice just because someone tells me a joke. I'll find it funny or not funny depending on my own character. The character of the person telling me the joke won't change that.

Neither would I Ice, but others would, and yet still others would prefer we take a little responsibilty for this, refraining from making the jokes at all seems like a small part to play in the long term. However, my stance is that if someone is going to be prejudiced, then they would find some other outlet regardless, and it`s impossible to head off every butterfly effect in life. I have enough causes to be getting on with!
Venusxxx
I too can think of many examples where people themselves make up/or join in with `incorrect jokes about thier position in life......I believe I wrote a fairly lengthy one about myself not too long ago. It would have been a dead thread if people hadn`t have joined in, and I was ok with it because it was a joke, but god help anyone who ever tries to seriously treat me as a second class citizen because of a joke, or my roots.
Venusxxx
Quote by GoldenGun_25
and the other from sheffield!! all the good girls live up north!

*cough* evil
Venusxxx