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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Oh crap! I`m French :shock: :shock: :shock:
The test seemed to think I am offensive :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by little gem
I am looking forward to this party sooooo much already! :bounce:
I think I shall have start practicing! :rascal:

Christ you`re right!
/makes mental note to deal with all ingrown hairs, tash, spots, cellulite........ :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by marmalaid
Sorry 'bout the hijack Blue...

I`m not! Seeing as she locked the thread I was about to abuse I just might bring it in here! :mrgreen:
VENUS IS IN THE HOUSE!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Go on, place me! Dare ya! What`s MY clique?!
Seeing as I am a law unto myself......
/runs round the forum giggling to see if there is yet another thread she can bring down to her level!! :silly:
Venusxxx

wink :P
are you really sure you want me in your house Blue?!! :shock: lol
Venusxxx
VENUS IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Go on, place me! Dare ya! What`s MY clique?!
Seeing as I am a law unto myself......
/runs round the forum giggling to see if there is yet another thread she can bring down to her level!! :silly:
Venusxxx
Oh, I don`t need a whip to tame him!

If he misbehaves I`ll just get Sarge to lock him up in the Abuse thread :twisted:
Voddy, since there is only 1 1/2 miles between us, and the closest we have been to meeting was at the Notts munch......
It`ll be good to finally get to see you!
Venusxxx
Quote by Rabbit69
redface
Ok now can i get some advice on how to go about this the right way?
Damn im such an idiot! hahaha dunno

Rule number one:
Take the pisstaking with good humour. You left yourself wide open (which is ALWAYS encouraged here wink )
It may take a while before the queue of pisstakers is through, they`ll all want a go! lol
Hold onto your hat! :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by KcKat
Blue!!! You can put us a down as a definate!! :bounce:
I had to go into work today, and they were more than happy to oblige. That, and the fact someone here didn`t mind our begging for a lift! (you know who you are kiss )
YES!
/punches air and runs round like a lunatic.....
We DO have a life!! :bounce:
Venusxxx

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
You do know he'll be expecting us to check out every flipping layby along the way :shock: :shock: - best ask for an extra days leave in advance :haha: :haha:
rotflmao
Kitty x

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :giggle:
Venusxxx
Blue!!! You can put us a down as a definate!! :bounce:
I had to go into work today, and they were more than happy to oblige. That, and the fact someone here didn`t mind our begging for a lift! (you know who you are kiss )
YES!
/punches air and runs round like a lunatic.....
We DO have a life!! :bounce:
Venusxxx
Now Neil, no need to be like that is there? I`m simply trying to help you. There you are, with various pictures of yourself which are compromising at best, and you have no idea whose hands they have fallen into, or even what the photos show!
I`m simply trying to rescue you from the mess you have found yourself in. Think of your poor grey-haired old mother.
This thread is simply a handy drop-off point for those pictures :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by KitKat
I would say this to you CT - people who come on here do not sit around waiting to answer questions to satisfy idle curiosity. They are on here doing something. If you want them to stop what they are doing, and spend time answering your question, you are expected to 'read up' about the subject first.

Interesting point, but I think that it also depends on who reads the thread, their interest in the topic, and how busy they are at the time! For me, when I start a thread about something I want to know more about, be it idle curiosity, or something more. I find it so much more rewarding to hear the opinions of those I have interacted on the board and/or in real life with, for if the subject is something which feels a little `out there`, learning from the opinions of those I know can take some of that scary mystique out of it and it feels very reassuring, because you already know you are discussing it with normal people. This is how it worked for me on my Fantasy thread when I asked opinions from those who are into BDSM, and I had a great response.
I`m not afraid to admit that as far as BDSM goes, I often feel that it`s a little strange. I`m assuming it`s not, because none of the people I know who are into this scene are strange, but I struggle with the idea of wanting to receive pain, or how some of the fetish wear looks. However, I have never criticised people for wanting to partake in this, and neither have I been criticised for my ignorance.
Sometimes I ask questions face to face, sometimes I start threads, and sometimes I research, or any combination of the three, depending upon how much I am multi-tasking at the time. I do not feel that anyone of them is an indication on laziness on my part, because the results from each are so valid and rewarding in thier own right.
Given that I have still yet to encounter any criticism for this approach, I have to wonder if some of the reaction here may be due to some over-reaction due to fear of possible prejudice considering the subject Celtic Tiger was asking about?
I`m not trying to be contentious, it`s simply the impression I get. smile
Venusxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Well if you ARE the Sarge, you are already up for a sympathy fuck,

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Tart :huh:
Venusxxx
Well if you ARE the Sarge, you are already up for a sympathy fuck, and if not.......
Do you really need to ask?! passionkiss
Venusxxx
we might be able to make it pending on the job.........can you put us down as reserves? Won`t take up any definate spaces though, wouldn`t be fair :scared: wink
Venusxxx
Arrrrghhhhh! Now I`ve just discovered there are others I can`t perv at! What the hell happened to Reese`s party lilnk.
There is no God!!
I reckon Sarge is posing as little Gem, AND nobbling people`s links, just to wind me up!!!
Venusxxx
REESE! Where the hell are these pictures?! Spent all day waiting for the kids to go to bed, and when I finally set the decent PC up in order to check out your link....I get some bizaare wife wav thingy!
No fair!!!
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
Please Miss Venus, I think that little sneaky gem might have a few and she's keeping them all to herself.
(She told me earlier that if u asked she was gonna tell you to f*ck off)
Bev
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rotflmao
I thought I was the only one around here who`s allowed to tell people to fuck off!
Venusxxx
That`s a point. Where IS Sarge?! Is he not here............. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
it's just taken me ages to flick between posts
must be a bug in the system. Ice u got nits or wot?
Bev
xx

Nah it's Venus and her housing assocation fleas!!!!!
bolt
You have plenty of your own SLUT!
GET OFF MY TURF!!! mad mad
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
That`s a damn shame! Still all is not lost! I shall simply start a nice BIG thread asking for compromising NeilinLeeds Pics! I shan`t be greedy, I`ll have them posted on the thread for all to enjoy!!! rotflmao
After all, there must be LOADS out there considering your tarting! :twisted:

It was a joke! I was winding him up!
Was he mortified?! Was he hell! The shameless hussy! :shock:
So come on, let`s have them! :twisted:
Venusxxx
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Tune`s Back!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
(((((((Hugs)))))))))
Angel, I want his name, his address, his phone number, details of his immediate family, details of any distant family......and the name of his little pet dog! mad mad mad mad

I`ll sort it wink
Venusxxx
Awww thanks Blue. We`ll get to one one day. We need to sort a few things out at home first before we arrange anything new, and see where I stand with the new job.
When the money starts coming in, you lot up North won`t be able to get rid of us! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Sorry Blue, Sorry Satin....
But your parties scare the shit out of me :shock: :shock: :shock:
There goes another excuse to get all gothed up! sad
Venusxxx
Air-tightness might not always be achievable, though. I mean, judging by the size of the mouths on some of the women round here....
bolt

You rang?!!!! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx