Quote by Sgt Bilko
I don't mind a sympathy Fuck!! :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
So if she shoplifts the Lambrini, does she just shag about for free then, the bloody hussy :shock:
Bev
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I think the 50p is just an old habit that won't go away!!
Well I do keep telling you to fuck off Sarge, but you just keep hanging around!
The 50p is so you won`t realise that it`s a sympathy fuck!
Venusxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim
Well how the fuck does she manage to fit in enough customers to keep her kids in lambrini then?
FFS she doesn't buy it - she shoplifts it.
It's part of the reason she walks so bow legged.
Jas
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FOR FUCK`S SAKE JAS!!!!
Don`t make me beat you too! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Mars`ll KILL me!
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
Ok, ok, I`m going, have a package to postVenusxxx
What more catalogue returns?
Quote by VenusnMars
Ok, ok, I`m going people to see......Venusxxx
The probation office will be shut now.
Quote by VenusnMars
Ok, ok, I`m going children to feed......Venusxxx
Send em to Maccies like all your other mates kids
Scandal!!! There is no way I am getting drawn into a quote war with you!
YOU ARE BORING.
YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
AND
YOU ARE STILL A CUNT!
Go do something about that will you?! I cannot abide offensive. You are offensive.
Venusxxx
Quote by TJ_LONDON
a man wakes up one morning. he turns on the light. puts on the kettle. turns on the radio and kills himself..... Why?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
He receives a PM from Venus!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Off the radio?!!
DON`T BE A PIL-- LOCK!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ok, ok, I`m going, have a package to post, people to see, children to feed......
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
i think you might find that most women do fart (or whatever they want to call it); most of them are just very unlikely to admit to it. Not sure why, because it's a perfectly natural bodily function
Bev
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PS were you taking the piss?
Who me?!
Does a bear shit in the woods?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Venus!!!!!!
Anyway, I thought Dolphins had the odd shag every now and then just for a giggle??
You could be right Sarge, that`s why I specified `The Naked Ape` as it was written in the 60`s. I doknow they are prone to homosexual behaviour.......
I want to be a dolphin in my next life :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
the lot of ya Quote by freckledbird
Venus that's brilliant news, so pleased for you. I can uncross everything now
Does this mean that the 'other' thread will calm down ? Or is that your alter ego?
Congratulations again and best of luck in the job
Bev
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The other thread will get WORSE. Shift work, less time for sex.........high pressure working environment....
:twisted:
Venusxxx
"Hello, Is that Venus?"
"Yes?"
"My name is `One of the Big Scary People with the Clipboard who Interviewed You Last Friday`.......and I just rang to say, that you were successful in your application................
and you were brilliant in your interview..............
AND WE WOULD LIKE TO OFFER YOU A POST!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
However, we would like to offer you a slightly different post if that`s ok?
We would love you to come and work with us on the Intensive care ward.
:smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:
Venusxxx
"Yes?"
"My name is `One of the Big Scary People with the Clipboard who Interviewed You Last Friday`.......and I just rang to say, that you were successful in your application................
and you were brilliant in your interview..............
AND WE WOULD LIKE TO OFFER YOU A POST!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
However, we would like to offer you a slightly different post if that`s ok?
We would love you to come and work with us on the Intensive care ward.
:smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
It's a great shame that this doesn't do much to help the male cause.
What's this male cause all about then? Nobody told me I was supposed to be involved in any cause. I'm not marching under any banner, I'm just here to have fun, and the fact that I'm male is incidental.
And a bloody miracle given your DNA. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
When were you given my DNA? Was I sober? :P
:giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
It's a great shame that this doesn't do much to help the male cause.
What's this male cause all about then? Nobody told me I was supposed to be involved in any cause. I'm not marching under any banner, I'm just here to have fun, and the fact that I'm male is incidental.
And a bloody miracle given your DNA. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Uh oh. We're in the poop now.
FOR FUCKS SAKE! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE?!!!
ICE! IT`S NOT POOP, IT`S SHIT...YOU BRAINLESS CUNT!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Er.....Sarge.....about that last entry..........um....
It`s not my fault! I suffer from Keyboard Tourettes Syndrome...
It`s support and understanding I need, not condemnation :violin:
AND IF YOU CAN`T ACCEPT THAT, THEN YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF TOO, YOU WANKER!
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
No I've gone to bed and can't possibly edit anything
Plus the Sarge is lurking and I've already been deactivated once this week
:giggle:
(ok now i am in trouble Morbius has sworn at me and gone to bed :shock: )
Oh bugger...well erm, in my defense I was probably thinking `shag` when I was typing......seeing as I just had been....
senseless :thrilled:
Ok, no more hijack. This thread is too important.
((((((Steve))))))) :rose:
Venusxxx
