Erm....yes Sarge? :uhoh:
Venusxxx
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Shireen, I`m not supposed to be posting in case I get drawn in and Sarge sees me :uhoh: I`m only up for a soggy and a quick lurk.....
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
They seek him here, they seek him there, the Scarlet Pimp is everywhere.........
Ok Ok, I`m going..................
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Right you pair of fuckin twats (Venus and Ice). Stop it now and make up. I was really fuckin worried that you were being serious and I daren't bloody say owt
Bev
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ANOTHER fucking lightweight!
Ice, let`s get her!
Venusxxx
Oh so now you've run out of insults and been totally humiliated by the undisputed king of the comeback, you want to be on my side?
Yeah, right, that'll be a cold day in hell. :P :P :P
Fucking hell! I missed this!
Ice! I stopped exchanging insults with you because
a] You are possibly the most boring piece of shit on this planet to exchange insults with.
and
b] Freckle was getting worried, and I wanted to toughen the stupid bitch up.
Scandal-
I`m not going to respond to you as some of your statement might possibly be true.
However you are still a cunt.
Venusxxx
Quote by neilinleeds
bloody hell, i thought venus had lost the plot last night FFS, and now look!
Venus, this thread long ago degenerated into out and out personal comments and insults. i'm at a loss as to why you haven't locked it and PM'ed yourself with a final warning, or better still deactivated your account?
now if you'll excuse me i'm off to report you to Mark, so there!!
neil x x x :P
Neil you turd!
CAPS -- LOCK
Learn to use it!
Venusxxx
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Quote by Ice Pie
Ice, you are a little man. On ALL accounts.
Even the QE2 looks little in the middle of the Atlantic.
Then join it. Now. Our lives would be so much richer for it.
You are incapable of making a splash anywhere.
Only because i keep hanging around with dry old prunes like you.
It`s your hanging around which dries me up.
Go grow a cock.
You wouldn't recognise it if I did.
Agreed. You are incapable of growing anything which isn`t deformed.
Grow a brain,
See above..
Take your own advice.....carefully. You might hurt yourself.
and GROW UP.
Venusxxx
Up what?
I`m bored with trying to explain plain English to twats like you.
You are an intellectual minnow.
Get yourself to one of those `special` schools. They might be able to help you.
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Ice! That was not big.
It was not clever.
It was suicidal.
The imbecile remark still stands.
Which is more than your cock is capable of.
Venusxxx
Stands? Not only does it stand, it goes for a run round the block every morning, does five million push-ups, has its own house and car and is currently employed as a stuntman for Darth Vader, so ner. :P
That is because you REEK. It is merely out to get some fresh air.
Read between the lines you fuckwit. Then go bath or something. You are making my eyes water.
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Excuse me!
I flounced out of this thread 6 bleedin pages ago on account of some disgraceful moderating, and I STILL haven't had so much as an "Aaaaaawwwww hun :therethere: etc etc."
Aaaaaawwwww hun :therethere: etc etc.
Not one fucking swearword. Sarcastic emoticons as well. WE DO NOT DO SARCASM HERE. Learn to say what you mean you fucking imbecile, and then join Manofmuchfun and work on your approaches.
Venusxxx
Imbecile? Imbecile?? That's rich coming from someone with a riding crop and no horse
Pah! I bite my thumb in your gen-er-al direction. :P
Ice! That was not big.
It was not clever.
It was suicidal.
The imbecile remark still stands.
Which is more than your cock is capable of.
Venusxxx
Quote by little gem
Aww Ice pie hun, you can't possibley leave, I find your posts so cheary and upbeat.
:therethere:
blah blah blah, your hummour is simply cutting......... egde and I shall miss you tons and tons and tons and the site isnt worth anything without you oh mighty ice pie.
;) payment in kind please :rascal:
GEM!! Because you too are another imecile, and I`m getting bored with them, I shall use you as an example in the hope that you twats get the message!
;) payment in kind please :rascal:
The above sentance. Work on this. What you should have said was
`Fuck me now you cunt.`
Has that sunk into your thick head?! No?
Then you can fuck off too. Twat.
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
Excuse me!
I flounced out of this thread 6 bleedin pages ago on account of some disgraceful moderating, and I STILL haven't had so much as an "Aaaaaawwwww hun :therethere: etc etc."
Aaaaaawwwww hun :therethere: etc etc.
Not one fucking swearword. Sarcastic emoticons as well. WE DO NOT DO SARCASM HERE. Learn to say what you mean you fucking imbecile, and then join Manofmuchfun and work on your approaches.
Venusxxx
Quote by manofmuchfun
I got some handcuffs to stop yer tappin an the keyboard an a gag for yer gob! football size ! an tell the sarge I said so !
Half-measures are NOT appreciated here. Fuck off, work on that last comment, and don`t drag your sorry arse back in here until you have got it right!
Venusxxx
CALISTA!
You are a twit!
Alcohol comes before the hard drugs not after. It`s you parental duty to built up their tolerances.
Are you trying to KILL them?
Who is going to get your benefits out for you when you are infirm, or out prostituting? Have you EVEN considered that?
NO. Because you are a TWIT.
Your exclamation mark usage is also way above acceptable. Obviously a sign of an unstable mind.
I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH GIRLY BABBLE
I DON`T WANT TO HAVE DO DEAL WITH SEXUAL INNUENDO
AND NEITHER DO I WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH RETARDS.
FUCK OFF
Davej, I think WE might get along.
Venusxxx
You are a twit!
Alcohol comes before the hard drugs not after. It`s you parental duty to built up their tolerances.
Are you trying to KILL them?
Who is going to get your benefits out for you when you are infirm, or out prostituting? Have you EVEN considered that?
NO. Because you are a TWIT.
Your exclamation mark usage is also way above acceptable. Obviously a sign of an unstable mind.
I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH GIRLY BABBLE
I DON`T WANT TO HAVE DO DEAL WITH SEXUAL INNUENDO
AND NEITHER DO I WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH RETARDS.
FUCK OFF
Davej, I think WE might get along.
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
Ohhhhhhhh Lambrini!! Mine are still on the buckfast!! I am trying to move up in the world honest!!
VenusnMars wow we have so much in common and we are truly middle class Im also Housing Association!
I'm council
but my kids aren't old enough to drink on the streets :shock: Can I become middle class too???Under 5? Well I hope you are at least buying them cigarettes.....
Otherwise you can get the fuck off of my thread!
Venusxxx
Yet a person posting about violent fantasies might receive a less than warm reception, even if they had no intention of carrying out said fantasy. The person I encountered had posted about an issue which concerned his own deviant fantasies. He had encountered horror when ever he had tried to address the problem, and would not specify what his fantasy was, in fact I asked him not to! He felt he was too sick for society, but also added that in no way shape or form would he consider acting out said fantasy, but he could not enjoy a normal sexual relationship. He wanted support on how to address this problem as doctors he had seen did not have the resources to point him in the right direction. Others wanted him banned.
And Fruity, no worries. I`m too tired to formulate an opinion myself!
Venusxxx
And Fruity, no worries. I`m too tired to formulate an opinion myself!
Venusxxx
MANOFMUCHFUN!
The word is `FUCK!`
F. U. C. K. FUCK
There is no such word as `FLUCK`
We all know what you mean. Why edit it?
It`s sad.
It`s patronising.
It`s pathetic.
Come back when you`ve learnt to be a grown up.
If you can`t say FUCK. Then don`t try to play with the big girls.
You will get hurt.
Scandal!
I`ve told you once, I`ll say it again..........I do not like having to repeat myself so READ CAREFULLY.
GET AN EDUCATION
Your life will be richer for it.....and so will ours
My children DO NOT drink cider on the streets. Cider is for Council. I am Housing Association. My children drink Lambrini on the streets.
If you cannot get it right, then fuck off until you can. Your constant errors are beginning to bore me.
Venusxxx
The word is `FUCK!`
F. U. C. K. FUCK
There is no such word as `FLUCK`
We all know what you mean. Why edit it?
It`s sad.
It`s patronising.
It`s pathetic.
Come back when you`ve learnt to be a grown up.
If you can`t say FUCK. Then don`t try to play with the big girls.
You will get hurt.
Scandal!
I`ve told you once, I`ll say it again..........I do not like having to repeat myself so READ CAREFULLY.
GET AN EDUCATION
Your life will be richer for it.....and so will ours
My children DO NOT drink cider on the streets. Cider is for Council. I am Housing Association. My children drink Lambrini on the streets.
If you cannot get it right, then fuck off until you can. Your constant errors are beginning to bore me.
Venusxxx
As some of you don`t believe 
. I actually stumbled on this site last March when I was researching the psychology behind strange fetishes...honest! Last night a guy came on after some information concerning his, and obviously a few eyebrows were raised.....was this guy for real or not?! Fair enough, there are pleny of pisstakers who crop up on a regular basis, how can you tell? In fact my needing to research this was due to a guy cropping up elsewhere, and I wanted to know a little more about him before deciding whether or not to press `execute`.
So, some questions to the mods (and the rest of you). How do you decide whether a guy is taking the piss or not? How do you define the line between discussing sexual norms and sexual `unacceptables`here? Are all fantasies acceptable for discussion as long as they do not involve violence? That`s a hard line to define concerning fantasies which are very common. I`d feel comfortable in saying here, for example, that every so often in bed Mars and I will play with me trying to get out of it halfway through, and he will pin me. I`ll bet a lot of couples do this, that`s pretty standard.......but still loosely based on a fantasy. When does posting about a fantasy, and not an actual act step over the line, after all, if it`s onlya fantasy, it`s harmless right? Or not?
Then of course there are the more bizaare, crush freaks, macrophiles, pony play, furverts, animal transformation, even nose growth to name but a few.
On a site where already many lifestyles which do not fit into `the box` are happily excepted, I should imagine it`s quite difficult to be able to draw a hard and fast line when the unusual does crop up, especially when so many members are here because of the acceptance on this site, it must feel almost like a conflict of interests.
I thought it would also be helpful for others here to become aware of just what is out there, so when a member does join asking about a particular kink, instead of `is this guy for real?!` They will know!
Common varieties of fetishism
Spanking fetishism
Foot fetishism
Breast fetishism
Stocking fetishism
Pantyhose fetishism
Leather fetishism
Rubber fetishism
Shoe fetishism
Spandex fetishism
Medical fetishism
Panty fetishism
Infantilism
Diaper fetishism
Tickling fetishism
Less common forms of fetishism
balloon fetishism
blindness fetishism
calligraphy fetishism (Japan)
circumcision fetish
depilation fetishism
eyeglasses fetishism
eyepatch fetishism
fat fetishism
foreskin fetishism
hair fetishism
hypnofetishism
milk fetishism
robot fetishism
smoking fetishism
wet and messy fetishism
wheelchair fetishism
Vorarephilia fetishism (desire for being eaten)
More information on these can be found here
Venusxxx
. I actually stumbled on this site last March when I was researching the psychology behind strange fetishes...honest! Last night a guy came on after some information concerning his, and obviously a few eyebrows were raised.....was this guy for real or not?! Fair enough, there are pleny of pisstakers who crop up on a regular basis, how can you tell? In fact my needing to research this was due to a guy cropping up elsewhere, and I wanted to know a little more about him before deciding whether or not to press `execute`.So, some questions to the mods (and the rest of you). How do you decide whether a guy is taking the piss or not? How do you define the line between discussing sexual norms and sexual `unacceptables`here? Are all fantasies acceptable for discussion as long as they do not involve violence? That`s a hard line to define concerning fantasies which are very common. I`d feel comfortable in saying here, for example, that every so often in bed Mars and I will play with me trying to get out of it halfway through, and he will pin me. I`ll bet a lot of couples do this, that`s pretty standard.......but still loosely based on a fantasy. When does posting about a fantasy, and not an actual act step over the line, after all, if it`s onlya fantasy, it`s harmless right? Or not?
Then of course there are the more bizaare, crush freaks, macrophiles, pony play, furverts, animal transformation, even nose growth to name but a few.
On a site where already many lifestyles which do not fit into `the box` are happily excepted, I should imagine it`s quite difficult to be able to draw a hard and fast line when the unusual does crop up, especially when so many members are here because of the acceptance on this site, it must feel almost like a conflict of interests.
I thought it would also be helpful for others here to become aware of just what is out there, so when a member does join asking about a particular kink, instead of `is this guy for real?!` They will know!
Common varieties of fetishism
Spanking fetishism
Foot fetishism
Breast fetishism
Stocking fetishism
Pantyhose fetishism
Leather fetishism
Rubber fetishism
Shoe fetishism
Spandex fetishism
Medical fetishism
Panty fetishism
Infantilism
Diaper fetishism
Tickling fetishism
Less common forms of fetishism
balloon fetishism
blindness fetishism
calligraphy fetishism (Japan)
circumcision fetish
depilation fetishism
eyeglasses fetishism
eyepatch fetishism
fat fetishism
foreskin fetishism
hair fetishism
hypnofetishism
milk fetishism
robot fetishism
smoking fetishism
wet and messy fetishism
wheelchair fetishism
Vorarephilia fetishism (desire for being eaten)
More information on these can be found here
Venusxxx
