Mars?!
Look I know I may have come across a bit brusque tonight, but I didn`t think I`d grown gonads :shock:
Venusxxx
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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
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Quote by neilinleeds
ha! well that just goes to show how little you understand, and how lightly you take your responsibilities!
a mod never sleeps. they are the all seeing eye. they know EVERYTHING. fag breaks are just a piss poor copout, and a blatant attempt to shirk said responsibilities and leave it to the likes of dawn! pah!
neil - AKA creepy bumlick
NOT a good time to take the sub role.
YOU ARE GOING TO BE SOOOOOO SCREWED :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by neilinleeds
oh bollox, i seem to be in the shit on a daily basis at the mo!
venus it's not MY FAULT! you're in bloody sussex FFS. i can hardly satisfy your carnal desires from here can i?
tho i could always slink off and practice that cyber thing if it's really THAT bad? ;)
anyways, i'm gonna ask sarge to deactivate you again at this rate. we sooooo don't need strop right now!
:P
n x x x ;)
NEIL. MSN NOW!
The rest of you can go screw yourselves!
FRECKLE! YOU ARE IN CHARGE! IF I CAN`T HAVE A LIVE NAKED MAN IN FRONT OF ME, THEN I`M GOING TO DAMN WELL MAKE SURE YOU DON`T HAVE THE TIME TO HAVE ONE
Venusxxx
ICE. FUCK OFF. And do something about that bloody crow wossit.
hornyred and dino
freckledbird
WilmaFlintstone
You may keep your Avs.
NEIL! You can lose yours, AND put a decent image in your siggy to make up for us having to endure your crap AV for so long.
NEWSFLASH.
IT WAS NEVER FUNNY. IT WILL NEVER BE FUNNY. PERIOD.
Venusxxx
hornyred and dino
freckledbird
WilmaFlintstone
You may keep your Avs.
NEIL! You can lose yours, AND put a decent image in your siggy to make up for us having to endure your crap AV for so long.
NEWSFLASH.
IT WAS NEVER FUNNY. IT WILL NEVER BE FUNNY. PERIOD.
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
not having girly shit, schoolish banter, or any other such meaningless crap in here.
But isn't that what we all normally do
: Bev
xx
Not on my thread!
Scandal, you can go stand outside until such time you learn how to type in suitably offensive writing
Like the above red which is actually sodding black on my PC cos it`s a sack of shit!
Venusxxx
Quote by neilinleeds
There`s no Mods, I`m sexually frustrated, and need to be abusive.
Therefore I am taking it upon myself to be Mod for as long as I can be arsed.
But only on this thread, because I do actually want to live!
Venusxxx
OMFG noooooooooooo!
please tell me they haven't left their buttons lying about where you can get to 'em? :eeek: :scared:
i'd offer to solve the sexually frustrated thing just to spare our poor members., but you already scared me on another thread, so best i just toddle off for a lie down! ;)
neil x x x ;)
YOU?!!!! YOU?!!!!!
You can fucking shuttit too, and you KNOW why!!!!
Venusxxx
Ok, well for a start you could perhaps consider that it`s not her who is crap at head, but YOU who has the issue. Approaching a forum where people have the utmost respect for thier partners with that attitude is not going to win you any favours. Why would we WANT to help you?
But since I`m here, do you reach a certain level of excitement then lose it? If so I`d suggest you are trying too hard. What other approaches have you tried, or do you just shove it in her mouth and hump?
Venusxxx
But since I`m here, do you reach a certain level of excitement then lose it? If so I`d suggest you are trying too hard. What other approaches have you tried, or do you just shove it in her mouth and hump?
Venusxxx
Quote by GrimPingu
Erm, i am new to this sort of community forum, i am not a swinger and dont realy fancy it. i have a rather weird fantasy that isnt physicly possible. It involves shrinking me to about 7 inches tall. I have never heard of anyone fantasising about this before. Want to know more? please e-mail me at - sorry but i dont like describing graphicly on websites.
Sent you a link via PM.
Venusxxx
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 
There is absolutely no fucking god.
I spent so long, quoting, thinking, and answering JandPUK, the bloody site had logged me out and I sodding lost it when I tried to post!!!
Well there goes my sexual fucking awareness down the toilet! I`m not bloody writing that again!
Venusxxx /not in the least bit happy
There is absolutely no fucking god.
I spent so long, quoting, thinking, and answering JandPUK, the bloody site had logged me out and I sodding lost it when I tried to post!!!
Well there goes my sexual fucking awareness down the toilet! I`m not bloody writing that again!
Venusxxx /not in the least bit happy
